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23Aug
2011
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Will Smith’s Son Denies Split!

Trey Smith, the son of Will Smith from a previous marriage took to his Twitter to debunk the InTouch Weekly article stating his parents are separating.

Trey twitted this nugget;

"Will and Jada getting a DIVORCE ..NOT TRUE AT ALL !! RETWEET."

Well, this is the first statement from any of the family members..so far.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Jaden, It's Your Turn!

13Jul
2011
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Nicki Minaj Denies Fight; Says Man Would Have Balls Removed By Her

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston
Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj is denying that she got into an altercation with a man at Dallas hotel yesterday.  It was reported yesterday that Nicki got into a shouting match with a male companion and got struck on her bottom lip.

Nicki took to her Twitter account to make a statement about the incident; "The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn't leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? get an F'nlife!"

She later went on to say "The media could pee on ur leg & tell u its raining. You'd believe it. You'd believe u were an adopted martian if TMZ told u so. #stopit5"

Wow.  Balls hanging off and golden showers on a leg.  We don't want to mess with Nicki.  Not sure if she would remove the balls with her hands or her ass.  I would not want to wait around to find out.

So I guess if you listen to Nicki, then the fight didn't happen, right?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Your Love Or Your Balls.

26Apr
2010
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CNN Denies Our Report Of Elizabeth Taylor In Hospital

Elizabeth Taylor. Photo: VirginMedia.com
Elizabeth Taylor. Photo: VirginMedia.com

Elizabeth Taylor. Photo: VirginMedia.com

You know I am loving this.  So, I sent our exclusive story of Elizabeth Taylor being admitted to the hospital to several news outlets including CNN. 

Within 20 minutes of sending it in, the CNN entertainment correspondent was debunking it and saying he already talked with someone saying it is false.  Wow.  He must have been in the room or something. 

The article states that they have a "source", so never mind I have "sources" confirming the story. 

It also says that Liz usually Twitters to debunk rumors.  So let me point out, she hasn't twittered to debunk the "rumor" because where she is at, she does not have access to a cell phone. 

It also says the Liz is packing to go to Europe.  Let's be real here: Liz hasn't packed her own luggage since the 1950's babe, so that story just doesn't fly.  Never mind that she used the same story when Michael Jackson passed away. 

I find it interesting also that the first comment left on the article confirms our story.

In a few days, we will see that Liz was in the hospital.  Since the media has missed her checking in, the only thing they can do now is catch her leaving.  

Keep in mind, CNN was the LAST to confirm Michael Jackson's death.  Just saying.  Who do you trust?  CNN or the Good Doctor?-Dr.FB

1Dec
2009
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David Hasselhoff Released From Hospital

David Hasselhoff File Photo

David Hasselhoff File Photo

David Hasselhoff has been released from the hospital after suffering a seizure caused by alcohol and mixing anti-seizure medicine. Just don't tell that to him!

Hasselhoff is denying the whole thing happened.  Ironically, his ex-wife was busted for drinking and driving over the Thanksgiving weekend. At least David was not driving when his incident happened, but remember, according to him, it did not happen.-Dr.FB

27Oct
2009
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Taylor & Taylor Take In A Game

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner. Photo: GettyImages.com
Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner. Photo: GettyImages.com

Taylor Swift & Taylor Lautner. Photo: GettyImages.com

They are still denying they are a couple, even after he showed up to a few of her concerts and she went into the audience to hug him. He was there for support.

 On Sunday night, the "New Moon" star and hot female music singer were caught at an L.A. Kings game in Los Angeles. We don't even think Kanye West could interrupt this date.

You know, I wonder what happens when they fight. "Taylor I am telling you I want to hang with my buds."  "Well Taylor, I am telling you I want to go to the game with you." 

I mean have you guys ever dated someone or knew someone who dated each other that had the same name? Also, what do you think of them as a couple?-Dr.FB