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25Jul
2011
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Jennifer Lopez Gives Us The “2 Piece With A Biscuit” For Her Birthday

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com
Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Lopez celebrated her 42nd birthday yesterday in Miami, Florida on a yacht.  She enjoyed herself, dancing in the photo above, and was with friends and family, including manager Benny Medina.

It was a private yacht called the "Never Say Never"  (oooh, someone is a James Bond fan aren't they?) and she also had a private dinner the night before in Miami where J. Lo sang and had a great time being surrounded by her family during this time of her life.

Jennifer Lopez separated from Marc Anthony in June and filed for divorce from him earlier this month.  Aside from many rumors, no one has the real full story behind their break-up....yet. 

For now, let's just celebrate J. Lo looking great for 42 with another photo showing her feet for you people who like that sort of thing.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  No Booty Shots Happened.  Sorry Peeps.

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Lopez. Photo: INFDaily.com

29Jun
2010
1

Hasta La Bye-Bye! Sandra Bullock’s Divorce From Jesse James Is Final

Sandra Bullock.  Photo: GettyImages.com

Sandra Bullock. Photo: GettyImages.com

Just like the shot above,  Jesse James is holding his own..and an umbrella.

Sandra Bullock filed for divorce on April 23rd in Texas, where she knew it would take about 2 months to be finalized instead of doing it in Los Angeles where Tom Cruise's baby Suri would have been 18 by the time it went through.

Lo and behold, 2 months later Sandra Bullock is now divorced from Jesse James.  Sandra will be filing adoption papers to be a single mother now if she has not filed already. 

One of the biggest scandals of an affair in Hollywood is now history leaving behind perhaps a memory of a bad choice, but a career and like-ability that has been left untarnished. 

Jesse will have to do more interviews and speak the truth to make up for the hit his public image took.  Actually...perhaps less press would be the better route to go.-Dr.FB

9Jun
2010
4

Shania Twain’s Divorce Is Official

Shania Twain. File Photo

Shania Twain. File Photo

Shania Twain is now officially single but as People.com is reporting, she is not available.

Shania was seen over a week ago with Frédéric Thiébaud, which ironically is the husband of the woman who Shania's ex, Mutt Lange cheated with.  So basically, they swapped spouses. 

As we reported earlier this year, Shania is set to shoot a reality show for the O Network entitled "Why Not?" which will document her and her career at this stage of her life.

There is also speculation she will be a full time judge on American Idol.  I don't see it happening as that would mean 3 female judges with only "Dogg" Randy Jackson being the lone male judge.

Happy Shania is doing well and somehow found love in a weird way after being cheated on.-Dr.FB

8Oct
2009
2

Guy Richie: “I Love Madonna, But She’s Retarded Too”

Guy Richie & Madonna.  File Photo
Guy Richie & Madonna.  File Photo

Guy Richie & Madonna. File Photo

Guy Richie opens up about Madonna in the new issue of Esquire and has some not so nice things to say about the singer.

"I still love her, but she is retarded too."

“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one. First-rate manifester."

He does turn nice for a moment.

"Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”

“You can’t tell someone when they’re getting divorced that their pain is an illusion,” I’m f***ing telling you, I feel it. I’ve been through that… No one can say you don’t feel that.”

I love Guy Richie's films but let's be honest here; for a while, when it comes to interviews, all they are going to want to talk about is how he was married to Madonna and is Mr. Madonna.

That is going to be hard for a while. Hopefully, Sherlock Holmes will be a hit or else we will be hearing about Madonna in his next press tour.-Dr.FB

29Jul
2009
0

Hulk & Linda Hogan Are Divorced (Finally)

Hulk Hogan & Linda Hogan Back In '05. Photo: FilmMagic.com
Hulk Hogan & Linda Hogan Back In '05. Photo: FilmMagic.com

Hulk Hogan & Linda Hogan Back In '05. Photo: FilmMagic.com

Hulk & Linda Hogan finally divorced, reaching a marital agreement.

Does this mean we have heard the end of them. Oh hell no.-Dr.FB

24Jun
2009
0

It’s Official: Jon & Kate Plus 8 Are Taking A Break

Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com
Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com

Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com

Kate Gosselin and her whack ass hair doo along with Jon n the 8 are going on hiatus.

The lame show won't be back until August 3rd.  Maybe her hair will grow out by then?  Maybe Jon will bang a few chicks by then.  Maybe the kids won't get smacked in public but behind closed doors if at all.

TLC must be having office workers close to jumping out windows in this economy.-DR.FB