Gaga Gets back At Madonna…..By Flashing Her Butt? Winning?

So by now, you've heard that during Madonna's MDNA tour, she either takes out her breast and exposes it to the audience or flashes her 54 year old in shape booty. All the while, she takes a jab at Lady Gaga for "Born This Way" sounding too similar to her own hit "Express Yourself" from the 80's.

Well, Gaga had enough this week. She flashed her own butt at her show and said: " 'I don’t give a f*** what people say. We don’t give a f***. We know the truth." This is a direct response to "I Don't Give A" by Madonna.

Gaga's butt is quite athletic. Madonna's seems pretty tight. Wait. Aren't we supposed to be talking about their tours and the music here? Well, if they want that, lift up your pants!

Quick! Someone make sure that Elton John doesn't try to start pulling down his pants at his concerts soon.

Whose side (cheeks) are U on?-DocFB


Natalie Portman Gets Flashed To The Mat

Natalie Portman Is A Hesher.  Photo:  INFdaily.com
Natalie Portman Is A Hesher.  Photo:  INFdaily.com

Natalie Portman Is A Hesher. Photo: INFdaily.com

If the rumors are true that Sean Penn is dating Natalie Portman, I might be getting a knock on my door any minute now.

Natalie was filming scenes from her new movie "Hesher" and was practicing stunts on a mat.  Hesher was a word from the 80's to address some rock dudes.  "He is a total Hesher dude." Well, Natalie was doing her stunts and her dress would come up while filming which gave us all a look see at the Israeli-American's knickers.  I gotta say I like what I see and I am sure Sean does too.  She can be my welcome mat anytime.  :)

Rumors are circulating that Sean Penn filed for divorce from Robin-Wright Penn after hooking up with Natalie Portman.  Have to go guys.  Hearing a knock at my door.  Ooh boy.  It's Sean.  Gulp.  Say good night Gracie.-Dr.FB