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9Oct
2012
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Madonna’s Ex Engaged!!!! No, Not That One! The Other One! Yes, Him!

Madonna's ex is engaged to be married. (Would you have clicked the link if I gave up which ex in the first sentence?)

Yup, Guy Ritchie proposed to his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley and she accepted. The couple have one kid together, Rafael, and another on the way.

This is his second marriage. Guy was married to Madonna for 8 years and they had one biological child together, Rocco, and also adopted another named David.

The director had been dating Jacqui, who is a model, for over 2 years.-DocFB

Dignosis: Congrats to Guy & Jacqui, may you be blessed and may I be able to pronounce her name at least one time correctly.-DocFB

8Oct
2009
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Guy Richie: “I Love Madonna, But She’s Retarded Too”

Guy Richie & Madonna.  File Photo
Guy Richie & Madonna.  File Photo

Guy Richie & Madonna. File Photo

Guy Richie opens up about Madonna in the new issue of Esquire and has some not so nice things to say about the singer.

"I still love her, but she is retarded too."

“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one. First-rate manifester."

He does turn nice for a moment.

"Madonna makes things happen. Put Madonna up against any 23-year-old, she’ll outwork them, outdance them, outperform them. The woman is broad.”

“You can’t tell someone when they’re getting divorced that their pain is an illusion,” I’m f***ing telling you, I feel it. I’ve been through that… No one can say you don’t feel that.”

I love Guy Richie's films but let's be honest here; for a while, when it comes to interviews, all they are going to want to talk about is how he was married to Madonna and is Mr. Madonna.

That is going to be hard for a while. Hopefully, Sherlock Holmes will be a hit or else we will be hearing about Madonna in his next press tour.-Dr.FB

27Apr
2009
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Madonna Top Mom On Forbes List

Madonna At The Roseland Ballroom Last April.  Photo: Wireimage.com
Madonna At The Roseland Ballroom Last April.  Photo: Wireimage.com

Madonna At The Roseland Ballroom Last April. Photo: Wireimage.com

Madonna is the top MILF mom according to Forbes list of Hollywood's Hardest Working Mothers.  She made $110 million last year.  That is a lot of cheese.

She made a $105 million from touring and endorsement deals.  That is a lot of money to raise a kid from another country.  I wonder how much Guy Ritchie got his hands on of that $110 million. 

I think I am in the wrong business. I need to  become Madonna's ex-husband.  I would have to give up drinking Arrowhead water and no more plans smoking Hookah on Friday nights.  I need to hit the gym after work to put my plan together.-Dr.FB

15Oct
2008
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It’s official!

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce. Liz Rosenberg announced it this morning. They ask the media to respect their privacy.-Dr.FB

15Oct
2008
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Here We Go Again

The Sun, the National Enquirer overseas, is reporting again that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting a divorce.  The idea to sell more papers.....oops...I mean the speculation kicked into overdrive when Guy missed Madonna's new movie opening Monday night. 

So should we expect to see Guy with Madonna sometime in the next week to kill the rumor?-Dr.FB