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23Jul
2009
2

Jon Gosselin And Hailey Glassman: Love Birds In The Park

Gosselin/glassman splashnews
Gosselin/glassman splashnews

Gosselin/glassman splashnews

Our newest lovebirds where caught making out at Harriman State Park in New York earlier this week.  Jon is a class act, but his gal friend takes the cake.  I'm convinced this guy like gals that have issues or major attitude problems.  How safe is this chick around kids?  Why would Jon down grade?  Cankles is way better than this bong hitting toilet licker.  Oh come on, we have all seen her trashy pics.

It looks like an occasional spanking from Cankles is safer than bringing GLASS around the kids.

Jon/Hailey Splashnews

Jon/Hailey Splashnews

12Jul
2009
3

Jon Gosselin And ‘The Doc Who Gave Cankles Her Tummy Tuck” Daughter

Jon Gosselin INFPhoto
Jon Gosselin INFPhoto

Jon Gosselin INFPhoto

Cankles eat your heart out! Jon was spotted in St. Tropez with a cash cow, hand-in-hand with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of Kate's tummy-tuck surgeon.  You know he needed to find a woman with money to help support all those kids, and I think he just found himself the perfect gal.

18Jun
2009
2

Video~Jon And Kate Gosselin Have Something Important To Tell You

That is why they have released this Promo. They want you to tune in, their ratings are low. It's not because they are going to tell you they are divorcing or the show is ending.....YEAH RIGHT

17Jun
2009
4

Kate Gosselin Caught Red Handed

Kate Spanks Leah InTouch Magazine
Kate Spanks Leah InTouch Magazine

Kate Spanks Leah InTouch Magazine

WTF?  Don't you know you NEVER spank your kids. BUT if you really feel it's ABSOLUTLEY necessary you don't do it in public. 

Why spank a six year old who is outside blowing a whistle? She is outside playing for goodness sakes. Well, I guess she disturbed Kate's phone call.  OH HELL NO! 

From the looks on the older girl's faces this is routine and they feel bad for their little sister.  Kate is a bitch, yeah I said it.  I'm sure she likes to be spanked but that's her deal, leave the kid's out of it.

10Jun
2009
0

Kate Gosselin And Two Of Her Kiddies Out Running Errands

Kate GosselinINFphoto.com Ref
Kate GosselinINFphoto.com Ref

Kate GosselinINFphoto.com Ref

 Kankles Kate and two of her adorable kids made yesterday another "errand day" in Reading, PA.  Kate must have lots of errands to fill, she seems to have all the excuses in the world to make sure she is photographed. 

Rumors have been circulating, once again, about Jon's cheating ways. We hear Jon spent Kate's birthday with that 23 year-old school teacher girlfriend of his in Park City, Utah.  Seems like they had a booty, booze and weed party.  If he is truly cheating on her, than I think she gets what she deserves.  I watched a few of the older episodes of "Jon and Kate" the other night, and she is a ranging monstrous bi*** to Jon. Yeah, I said it. 

I honestly think the kids dress themselves because they seem to have a better since of color coordination than their mommy dearest.   Have you ever noticed the tattoo on her kankle?  Winnie the Pooh is a fab pick for Kate... He is wide and fits nicely.  Why the hat?  No time for the do today?  Stylist called in sick.....

Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com

Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com

8Jun
2009
3

Kate Gosselin Back From Vacation, Pumping Gas

Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com
Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com

Kate Gosselin INFphoto.com

Kate is back from her long vacation on Bald Head Island.  She's really not the monster people say she is, look she is pumping her own gas!  Kankles was spotted earlier today in Redding, Pennsylvania re-fueling her kiddie bus. Still, no smile, and no matter how much money is in the bank she still can't seem to fix that hair or find something more flattering to wear.

Can't wait to catch another dramatic episode of "Jon and Kate plus 8".  I wonder who she is going to blame tonight. Or how many crocodile tears she is going to fake up.

3Jun
2009
15

Kate Gosselin Ditches The Orange, Puts On The Black And Gives Us A Sneak Peek

Kate Gosselin Splash News Photo
Kate Gosselin Splash News Photo

Kate Gosselin Splash News Photo

Look closely, is that a tattoo or a peek of a big horrible scar.....What ever it is, she needs to keep that sh** covered up.

Where the hell are her ankles?  Seriously, Cankle alert....

Kate Gosselin Black Bikini 2 Splash News Photo

Kate Gosselin Black Bikini 2 Splash News Photo