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5Aug
2009
1

Heather Mills Goes Kate Gosselin On Us

Heather Gosselin...I Mean Kate Mills.  Oh, You Get It! Photo: Bauergriffen.com
Heather Gosselin...I Mean Kate Mills.  Oh, You Get It! Photo: Bauergriffen.com

Heather Gosselin...I Mean Kate Mills. Oh, You Get It! Photo: Bauergriffen.com

It wasn't bad enough that i had to run into a mom who had the Kate Gosselin look at at the local Chili's a couple of weeks ago, but now Heather Mills is wearing it?  Gag!

I swear, wasn't Perez Hilton's whack self wearing that 'doo a year or two ago? Now we have to have a doppelganger of former Beatle wives wearing it?  What in the name of Karina Kay is going on over here? Seriously.

It wasn't cool that week in 1985 where some woman from Idaho wore it and it is not cool now. So Heather Mills, cut it shorter honey.  You still look like a motard.-Dr.FB

3Aug
2009
5

Disneyland Raises Prices

Starting today, the happiest place on earth, is about to get a little bit more expensive.

It will now be $72.00 for adults and $62.00 for kids. That is a daily admission price. A premium yearly pass will now be $429.00

Man, that whole go to Disneyland for free  on your birthday gig, is now looking a lot better. Hmm. When's my b-day again? 

BTW, Disneyland's day pass in 2001 was $43.00. It has jumped 30 bux in 8 years. Disneyland says the price is the set to how much fun you will have. Hmm. So Karina Kay will be going with me next time I go to Disneyland? Ok then.-Dr.FB

28Jul
2009
4

All Signs Point To Conrad Murray Taking A Fall

Dr. Conrad Murray File Photo
Dr. Conrad Murray File Photo

Dr. Conrad Murray File Photo

So just how fast is Dr. Conrad Murray about to go down? I say faster than Karina Kay.

Dr. Conrad Murray admitted weeks ago to giving Michael Jackson Propofol, the drug that it seems may have killed him. There are reports that Murray gave MJ the drug and then walked away, perhaps falling asleep and not watching him. There was no EKG machine to see when MJ's heart rate would drop or anything.

Straight up, he is taking the fall for this, but just how much will stick in a criminal trial? Autopsy results should be coming any day now.-Dr.FB