These pics are as airbrushed as Madonna's LV campaign shoot. OH WEE! Cause we all know Cheetos doesn't look anywhere near this good. How old is Brit Brit? Well, in this pic she look like she is in her late 30's. Not bad, but if you are in your early 20's, then you lose! What a joke. But, its better than posting another sad news report, so I will take what I can get.
Let's move onto the next pic:
I'm diggin' the pink hay, but the creature laying on top of this Easter egg straw is FUG. The pic may not be bad, but we all know that isn't what Britney really looks like. BLEH!
And last but not least:
My Little Pony meets a Ken Federline wanna be at 170 pounds meets a 2003 image of Britney Spears. (run -ons, don't you just love it ).
So this is What Kevin Federline looks like at 31? Well, I guess it's not soo bad, right? I mean, he's actually a very lucky man. Mr. Spears oops, I mean Federline has been living the good life and has enjoyed all the spirits and gourmet food he could possible afford,( Well, on Brit's dime of course). I have to admit, in his dancing days his body was kinda bangin, but I guess this is what happens when one becomes a full time papa.
Anyway, I'm gonna stop roastin' his ass.....
Happy 31st Birthday Kevin Federline
It appears on Brtiney's first trip with the kids out of L.A. and to Mississippi may not have been a good one. Unfortunately, Jayden James had to be taken to the emergency room late last night/early this morning.
He has already been released and to not attract media attention, Bryan James and the nanny went to the emergency room with Jayden and also took Sean Preston. Here is hoping it is not for anything serious and Kevin Federline doesn't trip.-Dr.FB
UPDATE: Jayden ate something that did not agree with him. NOT seizures, Kevin Federline has been in communication with the family during this time. We hope Jayden will be O.K.-Dr.FB