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Top Searches 04/12/10
Here are the top searches bringing people to Drfunkenberry.com
1. Kate Gosselin
2. Sandra Bullock
3. Dr. Funkenberry (Well, what do you know?)
4. Vida Guerra
5. Audrina Patridge
6. Melanie B.
7. Holly Madison
8. Salma Hayek
9. William Levy
10. Michael Phelps (why?)
2010Off
Top Searches 04/11/10
Here are the top searches bringing people to Drfunkenberry.com for 04/11/10.
1. Sandra Bullock
2. Kate Gosselin
3. Holly Madison
4. Michael Phelps
5. Melanie B.
6. Taylor Lautner
7. William Levy
8. Vida Guerra
9. Kim Kardashian
10. Salma Hayek
-Dr.FB
20090
Video: Subway Butcher’s Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)
Can someone tell me what Jared from Subway & Michael Phelps have to do with "Thank You (Falettinme Be Mice Elf Agin)" please? A "Be Yourself" ad campaign?
Flipping free advertising on my site now no doubt as well. Grr.
Who's making money off of that? Just saying.-Dr.FB
20090
Top 5 Searches On Drfunkenberry.com 06/01/09
5. Lucy Gordon
4. Michael Phelps
3. Zac Efron
2. Patrick Swayze
and number 1...... T.I.
-Dr.FB
20090
Top 5 Searches On Drfunkenberry.com 05/26/09
5. Salma Hayek
4. High School Musical
3. Michael Phelps
2. Zac Efron
1. Patrick Swayze
-Dr.FB
200912
Michael Phelps Will NOT Be Charged

Michael Phelps / File photo
In a development that gladdens the hearts of all who were outraged at the outrage, Sheriff Leon Lott of Richland County, South Carolina, says charges will not be brought against Olympian Michael Phelps over the leaked photo of his bong hit.
Here is the story from AFP:
COLUMBIA, South Carolina (AFP) — No charges will be filed against American swim star Michael Phelps from his being photographed with a pipe typically used to smoke marijuana, police announced on Monday.
Richland County Sheriff Leon Lott said that after a full investigation into the November party at which Phelps was photographed, touching off a controversy that led to a three-month ban, there was not enough evidence to charge anyone.
"Having thoroughly investigated this matter, we do not believe we have enough evidence to prosecute anyone that was present at the November party," Lott said.
Phelps, who won a record eight gold medals at the Beijing Olympics six months ago, was shown holding a bong in a photograph published two weeks ago by a British newspaper, humiliating the superstar swimmer.
"I'm glad this matter is put to rest," Phelps said in a statement. "But there are also some important lessons that I've learned. For me, it's all about recognizing that I used bad judgment and it's a mistake I won't make again."
Read the rest of the story here.
Okay, now move along folks. Nothing left to see here.


