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28Jan
2010
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Jessica Simpson Gets Gassy

Jessica Simpson File Photo

Jessica Simpson File Photo

If you ever have to sit with Jessica Simpson at a table...you may not want to sit next to her or behind her.  Girl admists she has gassy issues in public situations. 

In the latest issue of US Weekly, someone outted Jessica for her smelly little poots that she did in a business meeting. 

“While one of the executives was speaking in a room full of five people, Jessica let out a very loud fart,”

“Her mother [Tina Simpson] was there, and it prompted her to turn around and yell, ‘Jessica!’ The tension was extreme. No one knew what to say.”

OMG!  Didn't she do that when she was married to Nick Lachey?  Some things never change.  I mean, we all do it, right?

But in public?  In a business meeting? 

Anyone care to share if this ever happened to them in public?-Dr.FB

2Feb
2009
0

Jessica Simpson Keeps On Touring

Jessica Simpson Peforms In CHarleston Over The Weekend.  Photo: Spalshnewsonline.com
Jessica Simpson Peforms In CHarleston Over The Weekend.  Photo: Spalshnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson Peforms In CHarleston Over The Weekend. Photo: Spalshnewsonline.com

Jessica Simpson is stronger than we think.  Despite the reports of her figure, and an attack on her country music, she keeps pushing forward.

She seems to have lost some of what was a major fuss of last week while performing in Charleston, West Virgina.  I have a question; all these celebs defending Jessica including her ex-husband Nick Lachey, where the heck has Tony Romo been?  Is it is really true he may have cheated on her?  Seriously though, where is he?-Dr.FB

5Nov
2008
2

Tony Romo Saved Jessica Simpson

Jessica Talk All Things Romo.  Photo: TeenVogue.com
Jessica Talk All Things Romo.  Photo: TeenVogue.com

Jessica Talk All Things Romo. Photo: TeenVogue.com

In a new interview with Cosmopolitan, Jessica Simpson talks about all things Romo again.

She says if she were to wed the Dallas Cowboys Quarterback, it would be her last marriage.  In fact, she says her next marriage will be her last one, whoever it is.

“I’d always fall for guys I wanted to save, “For the first time, I fell in love with someone who saved me.”

She still felt the need to bring up ex-husband Nick Lachey.  Saying that the next time she gets married, it will be the right one.  Ouch.

It didn't work out.  We get it.  The constant talking makes it sometimes seem like you are glad things are going great with Tony but has you wondering why couldn't Nick be more like Tony?  Stop comparing and love the one your with.  Kiss your past goodbye girl.-Dr.FB