20120
Snooki Says She’s Not Pregnant Or Fat! We Say….Beeeech!
Rumors of "Jersey Shore" star Snooki being pregnant hit the Internet today and Snooki was quick to say she is not pregnant and she is not fat. We responded with a beeeeeeech!
The site Radar Online who has stolen stories from this site before, reported that Snooki is pregnant. The star not only denied it but wanted to bring up she is not even fat to be pregnant. Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, has lost a tremendous amount of weight recently, finally making her head look normal size finally.
Nicole is currently dating Jionni Lavelle, who she calls her "Guido in shining armor" and is waiting for him to propose.
Let me apologize for wasting anyone's time who actually read this story. On that note....."beeeeeeeeech!"-DocFB
Diagnosis: No Guido cookies on the way.....
20111
Snooki Wants To Be Like Kim Kardashian
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was on "Chelsea Lately" talking about drinking vodka, her boyfriend, the Jersey Shore, and her new line of slippers and her upcoming book. She wants to be like Kim Kardashian. Does that mean a sex tape of Snooki doing the Nookie coming soon?
Snooki went after "The Situation" and that she would never sleep with him. As for Kim Kardashian, she feels she is a great entrepreneur, although we are not sure if she knows how to spell entrepreneur.
She is quite an interesting guest. They even talk about whale sperm. Plus she burps. Ok then. This clip has it all Check out the clip above.-Dr.FB
Diagnosis: Still Waiting For Snookie's Cookies....
20114
Did Snooki Bring An STD To MTV’s Video Music Awards?
Here is Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi before the MTV Video Music Awards on the Black Carpet. The Jersey Shore Store appeared solo and along with the rest of the cast sans "The Situation" who was absent.
As for the STD comment, STD stands for Stop The Drama, according to the Jersey Shore castmates. Perhaps she may have brought the other one as well.-Dr.FB
Diagnosis: Get Snooki's Cookies!
20110
Snooki Gets Booed At WresleMania News Conference As The Rock Electrifies

Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi showed up at the Wrestlemania news conference in New York today and was greeted with boos.
She wore a top that read brunette mafia..something that maybe Cyndi Lauper would have worn to a Wrestlemania...if it was 1985!
Snooki will be involved in a match with her partners Trish Stratus and John Morrison versus Michelle McCool and Layla (named LayCool) and Dirk Diggler Dolf Ziggler.
The Rock was on hand as he returns to host Wrestlemania. There was electricity in the air when the Rock was on scene and Snooki's boos were gone. The energy doubled when Cena and Snooki joined the Rock on stage, with the Rock looking none too happy. But he could be a better actor than you all think.
Are you ordering Wrestlemania?-Dr.FB
Diagnosis: The Rock Is Bringing It
- The Rock, Snooki, & John Cena. Photo: GettyImages.com
20100
Snooki Gets Herself Into A Pickle On Halloween

Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Well, at least she wasn't anything orange for Halloween! Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi dressed up as a pickle, or what looks like Queen of the Pickles...and you can take that anyway you like just as long as she doesn't have to tickle my pickle!
She was hosting an event at Jet Nightclub in Vegas with a New Jersey theme. Really? Shocker.
So, while a lot of people were dressing up as Snooki for Halloween, she was dressing up as Queen of the Pickles. Hmm.
What do you think of Snooki's costume? Is it a Jersey thing and we would not understand?-Dr.FB
20101
Snooki Gets Her Guido Cookie

Snooki and Guido Juicehead. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Snooki and her boytoy Emilio, who she is calling Guido Juicehead landed at LaGuardia airport yesterday and made sure to give him a kiss for the cameras.
MTV is reeling in the stars for partying too much and only allowing them to do 2 personal appearances a week. Also, the producers have to approve the appearances. Seems like MTV might be a afraid of a little too much over exposure too fast?
The "Jersey Shore" reality star has been everywhere as of late and is a guilty pleasure of celebs. Emma Roberts was on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" "The Jay Leno Show" last night and admitted she was all about Jersey Shore as Jay surprised her with an autograph of the cast and a GTL shirt.
Perhaps Snooki may want to get her man a GTL shirt because that Ed Hardy shirt is more played out than that "Pants On The Ground" song. Either get him that GTL shirt or one of these. I know Snooki would look in it.-Dr.FB


