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1Feb
2012
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Snooki Says She’s Not Pregnant Or Fat! We Say….Beeeech!

Snooki. File Photo
Snooki. File Photo

Snooki. File Photo

Rumors of "Jersey Shore" star  Snooki being pregnant hit the Internet today and Snooki was quick to say she is not pregnant and she is not fat. We responded with a beeeeeeech!

The site Radar Online who has stolen stories from this site before, reported that Snooki is pregnant.  The star not only denied it but wanted to bring up she is not even fat to be pregnant.  Snooki, real name Nicole Polizzi, has lost a tremendous amount of weight recently, finally making her head look normal size finally.

Nicole is currently dating Jionni Lavelle, who she calls her "Guido in shining armor" and is waiting for him to propose.

Let me apologize for wasting anyone's time who actually read this story.  On that note....."beeeeeeeeech!"-DocFB

Diagnosis:  No Guido cookies on the way.....

31Aug
2011
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Snooki Wants To Be Like Kim Kardashian

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was on "Chelsea Lately" talking about drinking vodka, her boyfriend, the Jersey Shore, and her new line of slippers and her upcoming book.  She wants to be like Kim Kardashian.  Does that mean a sex tape of Snooki doing the Nookie coming soon?

Snooki went after "The Situation" and that she would never sleep with him.  As for Kim Kardashian, she feels she is a great entrepreneur, although we are not sure if she knows how to spell entrepreneur.

She is quite an interesting guest.  They even talk about whale sperm. Plus she burps. Ok then. This clip has it all  Check out the clip above.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Still Waiting For Snookie's Cookies....

28Aug
2011
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Did Snooki Bring An STD To MTV’s Video Music Awards?

Snooki. Photo: GettyImages.com
Snooki. Photo: GettyImages.com

Snooki. Photo: GettyImages.com

Here is Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi before the MTV Video Music Awards on the Black Carpet.  The Jersey Shore Store appeared solo and along with the rest of the cast sans "The Situation" who was absent.

As for the STD comment, STD stands for Stop The Drama, according to the Jersey Shore castmates.  Perhaps she may have brought the other one as well.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Get Snooki's Cookies!

 

30Mar
2011
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Snooki Gets Booed At WresleMania News Conference As The Rock Electrifies

Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi showed up at the Wrestlemania news conference in New York today and was greeted with boos. 

She wore a top that read brunette mafia..something that maybe Cyndi Lauper would have worn to a Wrestlemania...if it was 1985!

Snooki will be involved in a match with her partners Trish Stratus and John Morrison versus Michelle McCool and Layla (named LayCool) and Dirk Diggler Dolf Ziggler.

The Rock was on hand as he returns to host Wrestlemania.  There was electricity in the air when the Rock was on scene and Snooki's boos were gone.  The energy doubled when Cena and Snooki joined the Rock on stage, with the Rock looking none too happy.  But he could be a better actor than you all think.

Are you ordering Wrestlemania?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  The Rock Is Bringing It

The Rock, Snooki, & John Cena. Photo: GettyImages.com
The Rock, Snooki, & John Cena. Photo: GettyImages.com