Paris Hilton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Do you miss the old days when we would get views of Paris showing off her lady bits?  Yea, we don’t either.

Apparently, Paris Hilton’s dress did miss those days and would not cooperate by staying down.  Gotta love static cling, don’t you?

Thankfully, Paris actually wears something under her dress nowadays.-Dr.FB

Paris Hilton. Photo: GettyImages.com

Paris Hilton dropped by the “Late Show With David Letterman” last night and promoted…well….I don’t know and I don’t really care.

All I know is, in the photo above, if she is trying to be hot….scuse me..”hawt”, she is sooooooo not.

Were you ever a fan of Paris?-Dr.FB

It was bad enough that the Vikings whupped on my Dallas Cowboys today.

 Add insult to injury when the baddest man on the planet, PRINCE was there with his protege Bria Valente and others in a luxury box suite. 

Brett Favre and that “Purple Reign” defense put Tony Romo on his back more than Paris Hilton.  Shoot, Romo fumbled more balls than a midget porn star. 

What can I say?  Congrats to PRINCE and his Minnesota Vikings along with Brett Favre. 

 Playoff football is alive..and it lives in Minneapolis.-Dr.FB

Kim Kardashian is following in Paris Hilton’s footsteps yet again.  From that video to a reality show and now….a Carls Jr. commercial.

Yup, Kim is now hawking salad’s for the fast food chain. 

So…….is the commercial sexy to you? 

 The whole bathtub thing may have went too far.  I don’t want no food near me when I am cleaning my nether regions.-Dr.FB

Paris Hilton Attends This Is It. Photo: FamePictures.com

Look who’s back hanging with the A list? It’s Paris Hilton. The woman kind of has been out of the limelight aside from being a victim of one of those Hollywood burglaries.

She actually looked pretty good and not so trashy. Must say, I am digging the new look and image. If she keeps it up, she may be on this site a little more often. Doubt she can keep it up, but we will see.-Dr.FB

The stars came out for U2 at the Rose Bowl over the weekend as close to a 100,000 people attended the concert. David Beckham, Demi Moore, Ben Stiller, Kellan Lutz, Colin Farrel, Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt were in attendance………

Morrissey collapsed onstage at a concert in Swindon, UK and was rushed to the hospital for breathing difficulties. Morrissey has had a few health problems on this tour but I am told he is stable and is OK. I hope so. No word on any other shows getting cancelled or postponed at this time……

The  Jonas Brothers performed at Caribbean Island of the Dominican Republic, rocking out their biggest hits after a press conference for the event…..

I got this tip through my cell Saturday afternoon: “Amy Winehouse is serving pints behind bar at Hawley Arms right now!” I did request pics but they were afraid Amy might go after them and start a fight, so they just decided to enjoy their pints and be amazed by what happened. I can’t blame them. How cool is that though to show up at a bar and a celeb is behind serving them to you?……..

Ivanka Trump got married this weekend to Jared Kushner, who is the publisher of the New York Observer. They were married at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, NJ……….

Katy Perry celebrated her 25th birthday, throwing a white halloween party that saw the likes there such as boyfriend Russell Brand, Tayor Swift and Perez HitlerHilton. With that last name, I guess it was a substandard event. Still, we wish Katy a happy and sexy 25th birthday.

The Hollywood burglar bunch has been caught. Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Paris Hilton and Orlando Bloom were some of the victims……

The mom of the Balloon Boy admitted the whole thing was indeed a hoax. No need to mention their name and give them more time……

A girl that has been missing since attending a Metallica concert had more money put into the search to find her. Metallica has put up 50 Grand to find the missing girl. Hope this helps find her…….

-Dr.FB

In The Good Ol Days, Lindsay, Britney & Paris Together. File Photo

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Courtney Love.  We need you!

There has been way too much sadness in Hollywood right now and we need something to keep our mind off of things. 

So Lindsay can you and Samantha get into a pretend fight or something.  Britney, can a boob fall out or you get married for 12 hours this time?  Paris, can you please start acting like Paris again and give us something. 

Courtney Love, are you down for another war of words between us?  Anything?  Please.  Hollywood, are you out there.  You can be our saviours.-Dr.FB

Lauren Conrad & Jessica Simpson at one of Britney Spears shows…..

Mike Shinoda of Linken Park buying some kicks at Foot Locker at Sherman Oaks Fashion Square Friday.

Dita Von Teese, Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens, David Hasselhoff, Nicky Hilton, Paris Hilton, Doug Reinhardt,Janes Addiction’s Perry Farrell, Audrina Patridge, Jake Gyllenhaal,Reese Witherspoon, Scott Speedman, Tara Reid, and Adrian Grenier at Coachella……

Katy Perry Attends San Remo Song Festival. Photo: Splashnewonline.com

We don’t think Katy Perry is scared of Paris Hilton so we believe her when she says she has not or is not hooked up with Benji Madden over Valentine’s Weekend.

She has denied it on her blog and Benji is a musician in his own right.

Regardless, Katy was looking hot at the San Remo Music Festival

Is Charity Really A Coat You Wear Twice A Year? Famepictures.com

Paris & Nicky Hilton got charitable over the weekend.

Paris & Nicky were spotted at the Union Rescue Mission in Downtown L.A. dropping off bags of presents.  Paris carrying her own and the bodyguard carrying 2 others.

Yes, we know it was a photo op and we like those that can give to charity witout the photo moment, but it’s still cool that they did it.  Afterwards, the sisters dropped by a local Taco Bell for some…er…mexican eating?

On a bad note, Friday night late night, Paris was robbed at her house of jewlery worth over a million dollars.  They got in through an open door.  Yikes.-Dr.FB