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20Sep
2010
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Paris Hilton Cops Cocaine Plea; Says She Is Done Being Party Girl

Paris Hilton Attends This Is It.  Photo: FamePictures.com

Paris Hilton Attends This Is It. Photo: FamePictures.com

Paris Hilton has copped a pleawith the Las Vegas Police Department and will pay $2,000 and do 200 hours of community service. 

She has to stay out of trouble in order for the plea to go through.

She says she is done with the party scene and wants to be a stay at home girl. Saying she is using the arrest as a wake up call and is very serious.

 Hmm.  Saying the right things now isn't she?  Guess the purse was hers after all, right? 

What do you think of Paris's plea and her comments that she is done being a party girl?-Dr.FB

30Aug
2010
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Paris Tweets After Cocaine Arrest

Paris Hilton's Twitter. Image: Twitter.com
Paris Hilton's Twitter. Image: Twitter.com

Paris Hilton's Twitter. Image: Twitter.com

I think the tweet above says it all when someone tweets this after getting arrested for cocaine possession, even if the purse wasn't hers.

What do you think of the Tweet; Class Act or Classless?-Dr.FB

28Aug
2010
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Paris Hilton Arrested For Cocaine Possesion

Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton. Photo: GettyImages.com

Paris Hilton was arrested late Friday night in Las Vegas for cocaine possession.  Her boyfriend Cy Waits was arrested for DUI.

She has already hired high-powered Vegas lawyer David Chesnoff and he was able to get Paris out of jail without posting bail, which could mean the cocaine found was a very small amount.  Guess it was used, but by who?

The purse that was with Paris in the car, she is claiming it is not hers and is someone else's.  She used that excuse when pot was found on her last month in South Africa. 

So do you think the cocaine belongs to Paris or is it really someone else's purse?-Dr.FB

29Jul
2010
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Is Paris Hilton Packing?

Paris Hilton. Photo: FamePictures.com
Paris Hilton. Photo: FamePictures.com

Paris Hilton. Photo: FamePictures.com

Why does it seem to us that something is going on in the lower region of Paris Hilton's bathing suit?

We know she usually travels with a lot of luggage but this is ridic.

Do you see what I see?-Dr.FB

3May
2010
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Paris Hilton Is Our Product Placement Star Of The Week

Paris Hilton. Photo: Flynetonline.com
Paris Hilton. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Paris Hilton. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Paris Hilton has returned as our product placement star of the week.  Notice how she holds the cup up so you see what kind of drink it is? 

Also, it doesn't hurt that she makes sure the logo of where she is buying the drink is right behind her. 

Classic product placement star move.  Congrats Paris.  It's been a few months but you still got that product touch.  Now....about those shoes...-Dr.FB

12Apr
2010
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Scene And Heard: The Bush & Paris

Reggie Bush fresh off of a break-up with Kim Kardashian was seen in Vegas partying with Paris Hilton.  Not exactly smart to be partying with your ex's mortal enemy is it?

We have no deets yet if they got close or anything but if Reggie really broke up with Kim because of all the media attention she got, he is a straight liar.

Major downgrade for Reggie is all I can say as I am leading towards team Kim on this one.-Dr.FB

24Feb
2010
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Paris Hilton’s Dress Turns On Her

Paris Hilton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Paris Hilton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Paris Hilton. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Do you miss the old days when we would get views of Paris showing off her lady bits?  Yea, we don't either.

Apparently, Paris Hilton's dress did miss those days and would not cooperate by staying down.  Gotta love static cling, don't you?

Thankfully, Paris actually wears something under her dress nowadays.-Dr.FB