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24Aug
2010
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With Tiger Woods Divorce Final, How Soon Til Tiger Hooks Up?

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren's marriage is over and done.  The divorce was made final with Elin rumored to be getting $100 million along with each splitting custody of the children and requesting privacy. 

With the divorce final, we wonder when we will see Tiger hanging around old haunts or old girlfriends.  Rachel Uchitel has already said she hopes Tiger contacts her soon.

Will he actually reach out to those that he cheated on his wife with or will he find someone new?  You know the media will give privacy to Elin but Tiger's dating will be fair game.

The couple had 2 children together and may have been the reason the divorce did not happen sooner.-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
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Former Spitzer Call Girl Ashley Gets Advice Column

Former hooker...you can call her a call girl if you want but that is just a clean version for hooker....so...former hooker Ashley Dupree is now an advice columnist for the NY Post.   You remember her as the person who took out Elliot Spitzer.

She is already asking questions about daughters getting in trouble and if there are signs a man is going to cheat, if women BS about watching porn and what kind of Christmas gifts should get their wives.

Check it out here.  Does this mean Rachel Uchitel will be having an advice column soon?  This is why politicians and celebrities better watch who they are going to have an affair with, because even that hooker who should be keeping her mouth shut could one day be an advice columnist just because she slept with you.-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
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Tiger Beat: Another Endorsment Deal Gone

Tiger Woods File Photo
Tiger Woods File Photo

Tiger Woods File Photo

Here is your Tiger beat for 12/14/2009

Elin Nordegren, Tiger's actual wife if you remember, was spotted in Florida this weekend no longer wearing her wedding ring.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette for the time being but not fully.  Perhaps trying to make sure that he does somehow pull a Kobe Bryant and is able to rehabilitate his career.

Accenture, a global management service has dropped Tiger Woods as an endorser.  So far, Nike, Tiger's biggest endorser, has not dropped Tiger.  And yes, we have heard all the "Just Do It" jokes.

Children services stopped by Tiger's residence on Friday to check on the well being of the children.  Everything checked out OK but they will be back.

Tiger Woods is reportedly in Palm Beach, Florida and so it seems mistress #1, Rachel  Uchitel is there as well.  Rachel is with family however.

It is quite interesting that quite a few of the girls Tiger hooked up with were reality show stars.  Now, if someone is wanting to be a celebrity or looking for fame, wouldn't that make them not a good choice to get it on with.  As for the adult film stars, they tend to have big mouths as well, no pun intended. 

The more the women keep quiet, the more pressure will be off of Tiger.  We will see if that happens today and in the coming days.-Dr.FB

11Dec
2009
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Tiger Beat: Lions, Tigers, & Hookers? Oh My!

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo
Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Since there is so much Tiger Woods info coming out each day and it is hard for people to get all of the news, what we are going to start doing is giving you daily updates about twice a day with Tiger so you can get the info you want.

A Madam is saying 2 of Tiger Wood's mistresses were escorts. The 2 in question are the adult film stars that Tiger hooked up with, Jamie Jungers and Holly Joy Sampson.  Interestingly enough, they have record of them being with Tiger Woods but no record of Tiger paying for their services. Both women are denying they were ever escorts or paid for sex.

Rachel Uchitel is thinking of persuing legal action on the show "The View" after Joy Behr called Rachel a hooker.  Rachel was the first woman to be linked to Tiger Woods as what we are calling mistress #1.

Nude photos of Tiger Woods were about to appear but Tiger's lawyers slapped a lawsuit on a London company that were going to put the photos out there.  Tiger's lawyers said there are no photos out there like that but at the same time, put a block on it.  So for any of you who were hoping to see Tiger's "Wood",  too bad.-Dr.FB

10Dec
2009
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Tiger Woods Mistress #1 Taking STD Tests

Tiger Woods File Photo
Tiger Woods File Photo

Tiger Woods File Photo

Rachel Uchitel, mistress number 1 of Tiger Woods will be taking STD tests as she did not know Tiger was having sex with so many women, including to adult film stars.

We wonder if Tiger's wife  Elin Nordegren has been tested for anything or if they have even been sleeping together at all recently.-Dr.FB

3Dec
2009
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Rachel Uchitel Did Hook Up With Tiger

Rachel Uchitel. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Rachel Uchitel. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Rachel Uchitel. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Rachel Uchitel, the woman who the National Enquirer said hooked up with Tiger Woods and she denied it and even threatened to sue the rag, is now saying it is all true.

She did hook up with Tiger and was texting him when his wife grabbed his phone and called her and they had it out on the phone before Erin turned her attention to her husband and his indiscretion.

She will have a press conference with Gloria Alred later this morning.-Dr.FB

UPDATE: Gloria Alred has cancelled the press conference due to unforseen circumstances. Yea, her client was lying! That was unforseen.