Lindsay Lohan. Photo: SplashNewsonline.com

This is no way to dress if you are actually trying to impress or make your ex jealous.

Lindsay Lohan made her way into Bardot yesterday looking ragged.  If it was a normal person dressed like that, they would have thrown them off the parking lot instead of letting them in.

It seems Lohan went there to see her ex Samantha Ronson DJ.  Wow.  What happened to the day when the DJ’s used to get the hottest girls and not the train wrecks?

Lindsay, whoever picked out that outfit for you last night, whatever fashion stylist said that looks good, fire them.  We have a feeling it was you, but trying to leave you with some dignity. 

Would you go dressed to a fancy nightclub in this attire?-Dr.FB

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel Together 11/08/09 Photo: Famepictures.com

The couple that was rumored to break up months ago is still together and took in the Jay-Z concert. 

Justin Timberlake & Jessica Biel attended the Jay Z show at the Pauly Pavilion along with a beautiful Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson and Jamie Foxx along with James Blunt.

From what we here, Jay-Z killed it and Samantha twittered that he brought NYC to LA. 

Back to Jessica and Justin still together, I love to say I told you so, sooooo I told you so.-Dr.FB

Lindsay Lohan was seen having a good time at the Roxy on Sunset over the weekend without Samantha Ronson.

Wearing a fedora, suit jacket, white dress shirt and see thru lingerie in shorts she was dancing to a set by Benjii Madden.  From what we are told, she had a good time but did not get intoxicated or super intoxicated but was Samantha Ronson for sure.-Dr.FB

Robert Downey Jr., John Mayer, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, Dr, Drew, Eric Dane & his wife Rebecca Gayheart, who have been in the news for a drug sex tape.

The event was at the Hollywood Palladium.-Dr.FB

Lindsay Lohan In West Hollywood. Photo: ginsburgspalyinc.com

Lindsay Slowhands Lohan went to work out earlier this week and wanted to make sure you were paying attention to her not wearing a bra instead of focusing on her face.  So, I am obliging.

Am I wrong? If she didn’t, she woulda pulled her sweater over her puppies and suffacted covered them.  We heard she even hit on a dude while waiting on a drink. Wonder what Samantha Ronson will think of that?-Dr.FB

I know, Lohan back to back isn’t always a good idea, but hell it’s Monday morning and I need a good scare to wake my ass up.  Nothing Like a co**head scare in the AM. 

Here’s Lindsay partying it up in Vegas for her 37th Birthday.  I really don’t know how old she will be, nor do I care.  Wonder where good ol’ Sam was hiding.

Why the fu** does she ALWAYS have her hand/fingers in her mouth?  I think she’s missing the di**.

Lindsay Lohan, Hawaii Babe. Photo: Bauergriffen.com

Lindsay Lohan Showing Her Assets. Photo: Bauergriffen.com

There is nothing like going to Hawaii to get your mind off of Hollywood and what is a messy break-up.  Lindsay Slowhands Lohan took our minds off of that with one flash in her bikini.

Girl went from bones to showing off her backside and other things.  Listen, at least she is not partying and hitting the clubs…or at least it is not being reported.  There is nothing wrong or no rules against getting a tan and enjoying nice weather. 

Meanwhile, Samantha Ronson was in New York DJing at a club.  Space is a good thing and both places are fun with or without each other.-Dr.FB

Lindsay Lohan In Hawaii. Photo: Flynetonline.com

While “estranged” girlfriend Samantha Ronson was on business in New York, Lindsay Lohan took a weekend trip to Hawaii.

She could not escape the photographers over there as well but at least she seemed to be smiling about it.  It seems on Saturday, someone either hacked into Samantha Ronson’s twitter account and posted under her name. 

 The person could not spell correctly and as soon as Sam noticed it, she went off on the person.  Glad they did not have control of the account for long because who knows what could have happened.-Dr.FB

There are reports that Lindsay Slowhands Lohan & Samantha Ronson were spotted together as recently as late Wed night. 

Perhaps hearing the reports of Lindsay’s interview with Ellen made her change her mind?  We will see if this is just to see if they could get back together or if they do get back together.-Dr.FB

Lindsay Lohan will appear on Ellen today and she opens up about her relationship with Samantha Ronson.  As luck would have it, we were there.

Ellen talked earlier in the show before Lindsay came out about how she really needs some help right now and these are troubling times for her and glad she is coming on.

Lindsay came out looking thin and tired.  Out the gate, Ellen asked her questions about Samantha and she replied candidly.  Ellen said break-ups are hard and Lindsay went on to say they are harder when you are not expecting them.

Ellen: “I think that break-ups are hard when you’re a private person”              

Lindsay: “Or when you don’t know you’re breaking up… really weird”

E: “Did you not know you were breaking up?”

L: “I had no idea what was going on. I just hadn’t seen her in like, a week. She like, disappeared”

Ellen asked if she missed her and she said she misses her very much and she is a friend.  They are still friends.  Lindsay just said it straight out: “I Love her”.  Even the restraining order came up and she was in total shock over it.  There were times when Lindsay did look like she was close to tears but sucked it up.  

She said she thinks she is doing surprisingly well handling the break-up. Hmm.  Ellen did talk about her own personal experience and break-up and really extended herself emotionally to Lindsay to where she reached over to hug Ellen.

Lindsay talked about her career, about a movie coming out in September (straight to TV Lindsay) but she also made a point that she does need to grow up and take responsibility and talked about being the number one target of the media.  Ellen said maybe going to the club every night is not the answer. 

“I don’t know what happened but everything fell into place and everything is really moving and going on and it feels really good,” she said. “I didn’t get into this business to be a celebrity on the cover of tabloids and I’ve been a target and I’m not that interesting. It distracts people — studio heads, everyone, and they get nervous. I’ve been through a lot. I was 19-years-old when things happened and I’m ready to work. I’m responsible and I can be on time and I learn from my mistakes.”

We are not sure how many chances she will get.  She did say because of all this, things are on hold will a well-known actor to do a project.  Mel Gibson perhaps.  If Lindsay is given another chance, will she really change?  Has she learned?-Dr.FB