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27Apr
2010
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Jesse James Released From Rehab; Father Talks When He Shouldn’t

Jesse James.
Jesse James.

Jesse James. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Jesse James came out of sex rehab yesterday looking longer in the beard and...oh my...he was not wearing his wedding ring.  Guess not wearing a ring means divorce papers have been filed, right?

Nothing has been filed yet, so read whatever you want about not wearing a wedding ring.  It's not like he respected the vows he took while wearing it, right?

Aside from that, TMZ yet again got some dirt....that may be kind of useless, depending on if you believe the guy or not.  Jesse James father spoke with TMZ saying that his son was obsessed with Nazi garb and books from a very early age.  He said he gave it to him as a joke.  Um, who gives their son Nazi stuff as a joke?  He said he was surprised he liked it.   He stated that he does not know if he is still obsessed with Nazi stuff as he hasn't spoken to his son in years.  Which is why I said I don't know if you could believe someone who is not on speaking terms with his own son.  Also, this interview sure isn't going to get them closer.

So the main "story" here is Jesse is not wearing his wedding ring.  Neither is Sandra.  Still no word if he is wearign any Nazi garb instead.-Dr.FB

31Mar
2010
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Surprise! Jesse James Checks Into Rehab

Jesse James and Sandra Bullock
Jesse James and Sandra Bullock

At the 2010 Golden Globes | Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images

Taking a page right out of the Tiger Woods book, Jesse James has checked into rehab for sex addiction it is being reported.

Last Friday, when Jesse James was on his way to Arizona, where the rehab clinic is at, was pulled over for his tinted windows and not having a front license plate.  Jesse broke down and told the officer he was on his way to Arizona for rehab and is trying to save his marriage.  The officer gave Jesse a break and did not ticket him and let him go on his way.

Jesse is hoping this will save his marriage and is going there for help and counseling.  Me thinks this worked for Tiger as there was children involved.  Jesse James will not be so lucky. 

Sandra Bullock was at the same clinic in 2000 to research for her role in the "28 Days" movie.

It is being reported that Sandra Bullock is still going ahead with filing for divorce.-Dr.FB

Team Sandra!

22Feb
2010
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Tiger Woods Checks Back Into Rehab?

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is reportedly back in sex rehab, this time in Arizona.  It appears that Tiger went there on Saturday with Elin and is expected to spend the week in sex addiction rehab. 

It is not expected that Elin will spend the entire week with him but did go there to support him.-Dr.FB

15Feb
2010
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Tiger & Elin Living Apart As Mistress Reveals Pregnant Secret

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

So much for everything going smooth for Tiger Woods after sex rehab.  It seems his wife Elin still cannot stand the sight of him at times.

Right now, the couple is living in Florida but apart in seperate houses that are just miles apart in Orlando.  On Saturday night, he took the kids so she could have a girls night out.

She is still not wearing her wedding ring and friends are saying her and Tiger have not had any physical contact with each other.  Tiger is still having sex rehab treatment while in Florida and believes that the reconciliation is going to be a slow process with Elin.

This comes as reports of one of Tiger's mistressess was pregnant not once but twice by Tiger, at the same time Elin was pregnant.  That is come f'd up stuff man. 

I guess he knows how to pull out of golf events but not dirty girls.-Dr.FB

5Feb
2010
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Tiger Woods Is Out Of Rehab

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods has left sex addiction rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.  We hear he is heading back to Florida with his wife Elin. 

This will be the first time Tiger Woods will be seeing his kids in over a month.  As we reported yesterday, Tiger and Elin will be taking a private trip together to work on their marriage.   After that, Tiger will be back for the Masters in golf in April.

Listen, you can say what you want about Tiger cheating with 16-18 women and yes, that is a lot.  At least he was a real man and tried to work on his marriage.  Going to sex rehab and most likely marriage counseling after this, he is trying.  That is huge.  Yes, he should not have cheated in the first place with even one girl.  I am not overlooking that at all. 

Myself?  I can't imagine getting married and then boning 16-18 girls outside the marriage.  I am a grown man and if I ever get married, I want my woman in at least in 369 different ways and different outfits.  Shoot, even when I am in a relationship without a ring, I am not going to cheat.  But if the woman is not giving "the sex", then we might have a problem.

It doesn't mean I am going to be picking up every cheap cocktail waitress this side of Los Angeles in Las Vegas.  It just means the relationship will be over.  A marriage with children is different.  Because, that would lead me back to my wife every time.  Every. Time.

So, do you think what Tiger did was commendable or was just to save face?-Dr.FB

4Feb
2010
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Tiger Woods Sex Rehab Stint Almost Over

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab is almost over for the golf sports star.  Elin Nordegren, Tiger's wife is expected to pick Tiger up from the clinic in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

As we reported yesterday, Elin has fired her divorce lawyer.  When Tiger gets out, Elin and him will be taking a private trip to an undisclosed location.  He wants his life back and to be out of the public eye.

No word if being out of the public eye, means staying away for a longer period of time from Golf.

Do you believe sex addiction rehab works?-Dr.FB

3Feb
2010
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Elin & Tiger Not Getting Divorced

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

For those that thought Elin & Tiger Woods would be divorced by Valentine's Day, think again. 

It is being reported that Elin fired her divorce lawyer after seeing Tiger in a sex addiction rehab clinic.  Elin is still not wearing her wedding ring but felt very happy after seeing Tiger and has not felt that way for a while.

That is nice to hear, and regardless of what we think, it is their marriage and we have nothing to do with it.  It's harder when children are involved, and I know you all are going to bring up the money.  But let me ask you this, even with how much money Tiger makes, would you stay with someone who slept and cheated on you with at least 16 women. 

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger.  Hold that Tiger.-Dr.FB

26Jan
2010
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Tiger Divorce Off As New Details Surface?

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Elin Nordegren is not divorcing Tiger Woods according to Radaronline.com as new reports surface on what happened leading up to Tiger being caught cheating.

The report states these events took place:

Tiger knew the Enquirer story was going to leak the day before Thanksgiving and tried to tell Elin he only knew Rachel Uchitel through social connections.

Elin first believed Tiger.

The more she heard of his transgressions, the more she started to think Tiger was lying.

Elin found Tiger's phone and a message to Uchitel from Tiger that read "You are the only one I loved." Ouch!

Elin started texting Rachel with Tiger's phone pretending to be Tiger and Rachel responded in ways where Elin knew the affair was true.

As for the radar report, it seems the reports of Tiger being in a sex rehab clinic might be true and Elin may be slowly forgiving him.

Should Elin be forgiving him at all?-Dr.FB