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5Feb
2010
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Tiger Woods Is Out Of Rehab

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods has left sex addiction rehab in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.  We hear he is heading back to Florida with his wife Elin. 

This will be the first time Tiger Woods will be seeing his kids in over a month.  As we reported yesterday, Tiger and Elin will be taking a private trip together to work on their marriage.   After that, Tiger will be back for the Masters in golf in April.

Listen, you can say what you want about Tiger cheating with 16-18 women and yes, that is a lot.  At least he was a real man and tried to work on his marriage.  Going to sex rehab and most likely marriage counseling after this, he is trying.  That is huge.  Yes, he should not have cheated in the first place with even one girl.  I am not overlooking that at all. 

Myself?  I can't imagine getting married and then boning 16-18 girls outside the marriage.  I am a grown man and if I ever get married, I want my woman in at least in 369 different ways and different outfits.  Shoot, even when I am in a relationship without a ring, I am not going to cheat.  But if the woman is not giving "the sex", then we might have a problem.

It doesn't mean I am going to be picking up every cheap cocktail waitress this side of Los Angeles in Las Vegas.  It just means the relationship will be over.  A marriage with children is different.  Because, that would lead me back to my wife every time.  Every. Time.

So, do you think what Tiger did was commendable or was just to save face?-Dr.FB

Comments (2)
  1. Doc, I really like your take on things. We think a lot alike. Yes, it is different when there are kids in the relationship, not as easy, nor should it be, to walk away. Time to work things out and get back on track. And Doc, I hope you find your special someone and can have her in ATLEAST 369 ways!! Take care! xxx

  2. I don’t condone anything Tiger did, it is repulsive but I think he is trying to do the right thing now. He is feeling like an idiot for doing what he did and totally embarrassed to say the least. I think he learned his lesson. I second what you said Dr funkenberry ” if I ever get married, I want my woman in at least in 369 different ways and different outfits. Shoot, even when I am in a relationship without a ring, I am not going to cheat. But if the woman is not giving “the sex”, then we might have a problem.”

    That is how it should be baby!!!! Thats the best kind of sex, sex without regret.


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