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16Aug
2012
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Slam! Lady Gaga’s Bodyguard Lays The Smackdown On Fan; Hamburglar Upset

This video is rather entertaining. We thought at first that the first girl we saw was Lady Gaga dressed rather normally. Nope. There she was wearing something close to what the Hamburglar would wear. Then, a fan, runs at her and her bodyguards throw the fool hard against the glass.

The fan or autograph hound made a bee-line for the music superstar and you just can't do that. Who knows what the heck you have in your hand.  This happened in Romania by the way.

Plus, with PETA threatening Gaga lately, it may have been someone trying to flour-bomb her. The guy just was not thinking.

Gaga seemed to be very surprised by the person running up to her and how fast her bodyguards reacted.

We tried to reach Gaga and the Hamburglar regarding the incident. So far, no response from either.-DocFB

12Jul
2011
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Halle Berry Obtains Restraining Order Against Stalker

Halle Berry.  Photo: GettyImages.com

Halle Berry. Photo: GettyImages.com

Halle Berry has a restraining order against her stalker.  It is a temporary one but she plans on getting a permanent one.  The stalker, Richard Franco went on Berry's property 4 days in a row before being captured Monday evening.

What did Halle say in the restraining order?  READ REST OF ENTRY>>

12Jul
2011
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Halle Berry’s Stalker Has Criminal Past

Halle Berry. Photo: INFdaily.com
Halle Berry. Photo: INFdaily.com

Halle Berry. Photo: INFdaily.com

Oh boy.  Halle Berry's stalker just got out of jail before stalking the celebrity and has quite the criminal past.  Richard Franco, the man identified as being on Halle Berry's property 3 times since Saturday, was just released for criminal battery.

What other crimes has he committed in the past?  READ MORE

12Jul
2011
3

Halle Berry’s Stalker Caught At Her Home!!!!!!!!

Halle Berry Photo: Famepictures.com
Halle Berry Photo: Famepictures.com

Halle Berry Photo: Famepictures.com

Halle Berry's stalker returned to her home for a 3rd time on Monday night and this time, police were waiting for him! The stalker (Yet to be identified) as we reported jumped her wall twice over the weekend and the 3rd time was the charm. 

This time, off-duty police officers acting as Halle's private security, captured the stalker and then called the LAPD.  Berry called 911 twice over the weekend after encountering the stalker through her kitchen window.

We are glad Halle is safe.  It has been a while since we have heard of stalkers at celebrity's homes and hope there are no copycats in the future.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Stick To Facebook Stalking Losers

Update: The stalker has been identified as 27 year old Richard Franco.

11Jul
2011
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Halle & Her Berry’s Being Stalked At Her House

Muhammad Ali & Halle Berry. Photo: GettyImages.com
Muhammad Ali & Halle Berry. Photo: GettyImages.com

Muhammad Ali & Halle Berry. Photo: GettyImages.com

Halle Berry had to call the police not once but twice this weekend as she noticed someone on her property.  It is being reported one time, she saw him directly through the kitchen window.  It appears this stalker has hopped her wall to get to her.

They think it might be an autograph seeker or a paparazzo.  They are leaning more towards autograph seeker.  Very scary.  Surprised Halle did not hightail it out of there after the first time it happened.

We hope she will be safe and gets something done about that wall.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Some Scary Stuff

22Nov
2009
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Why I Did Not Cover Ryan Seacrest & His Stalker

Ryan Seacrest File Photo
Ryan Seacrest File Photo

Ryan Seacrest File Photo

Ryan Seacrest a few weeks back had a stalker follow him and seriously injured one of his bodyguards.  Less then a week later, the stalker showed up to where Ryan works at the E! building on Wilshire.  He was apprehended and arrested.  Turns out he was a lean mean killing machine that was serving in the U.S. Army.

So why didn't we hear about it on this web site?  Plain and simple, some stalkers are looking for attention for what they do.  TMZ and other web sites were posting the stalkers photo and his name, basically bringing him the attention he may have been seeking from Ryan Seacrest and the media. 

Back in the 90's, a woman broke into Brad Pitts house and would wear his clothes and was caught on camera.  She was arrested but soon after, because it was a so-called "hot" woman, she was appearing on TV shows and even had a web site promoting her and had an agent.  All of this fed into attention for her and celebrity. 

There are several stalkers of celebs.  The most recent one is Justin Timberlake.  The situation is scary but I feel by reporting on it and by reporting the name of the individual and giving him attention, you are giving him exactly what he wanted. 

I know in the end, I may have caused myself to lose several thousands of hits, and who knows how many page views, but I know in my heart,  I did the right thing.  I do try to keep you guys informed in the latest juice and all that is going on, but I could not write about in good conscious and I do really feel a lot of the media and other blog sites gave Ryan's stalker exactly what he wanted and I refused to do that.-Dr.FB

27Apr
2009
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Spotted….Another Laker Playoff Edition

Spotted at the Laker game against the Utah Jazz were P. Diddy, Dustin Hoffman, Adam Levine of Maroon 5, Tennis Legend John McEnroe, Tobey Maguire, Leonardo Dicaprio, Will Ferrell, and Jack Nicolson.

Derek Fisher won twice last night as he got an order of protection against a stalker fan who even changer her last name to Fisher.  Although Derek has had nothing to do with the woman ever, she claims they have children and she is the real Mrs. Fisher.  Yikes! 

Well, congrats to Derek for the injunction and eliminating the Jazz last night.-Dr.FB