Pink Performing In Los Angeles. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Pink rocked the Staple Center last night wearing an outfit that had to have her breast covered with a heart. Later in the show, she hung by a sheet over the stage while performing.

This seems like a show show you shouldn’t miss.  I am upset that I missed it, that is for sure. Plain and simple, the way Pink handles herself and the choices she has made in her career, make her extremely hot to me, in beauty talent, and performance skills.-Dr.FB

Pink Performs In Los Angeles. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Britney Spears In Beverly Hills. Photo: Flynetonline.com

A day before perfoming at the Staples Center, Britney Spears was relaxing in Beverly Hills stopping by to get a coffee and enjoy the day with a friend.

Britney did not dress up much but we are sure she will be tonight. We wonder if she will sing live like she did a few weeks ago. Only time will tell but you can bet I will let you know.-Dr.FB

Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

How do you make Kate Gosselin look good? Stand Jon Gosselin next to Christian Audigier.

Jon Gosselin visited Christian Audigier on the French Riveria this weekend where Jon is rumored to be doing work for Christian and his douchey Ed Hardy shirts.  About 500,000 guys who go to the gym on a daily basis just said “Hey, those shirts are cool. I own two of them.” No, they are not cool.  They are douchey.

Christian is a straight fashion whore.  He dedicated a HUGE bouquet of flowers in front of Staple Center for Michael Jackson’s Memorial Service.  The roses were beautiful and it was in the shape of heart with a message for Michael and a photo of him. Christian had to put his name in the rose design just so you know it was him who did it.

Not only that, while driving Sunset Blvd. on Saturday, right above his store, there was a billboard with him and Michael Jackson, letting you know they were friends.  Lame. Tacky. Douchey.

I would only want an Ed Hardy shirt after I took a PHD and needed something to wipe my ass with.-Dr.FB

Can you all stop playing it every half hour?  That poor girl is making us all still cry. 

That was one of the most heartbreaking things I ever saw.  It is not losing it’s power each time you play it.  A lot of work around offices nationwide is not getting done because we keep reaching for a tissue.  We are sure Kleenex has a great day of tissue sales yesterday but please, stop.  Sniff sniff.-Dr.FB

Last night, the Jackson family held a private service for Michael Jackson at Forest Lawn Memorial. The news did leak to the media and fans attempted to show up.

There will be another not so private memorial before The Staple Center Memorial Event.

Drfunkenberry.com will be covering the event live to report for you.  Although not using video, I will update before the event, give my takes during the event, and update you after the event.  I did not feel a video stream was needed as your eyes would be glued to the TV and updates on here.-Dr.FB

http://www.staplescenter.com/memorial.php

First, it was only U.S. residents who could get tickets, now it is open wrld-wide.-Dr.FB

First sign up here to be entered for tickets: http://www.staplescenter.com/memorial.php

Second, I am going to take from the press release so as there is no confusion.

Those who can’t get the precious tickets – 11,000 in the Staples Center and another 6,500 to watch on big screens at the Nokia Theatre L.A. Live across the street – can watch a live worldwide television feed being provided free to networks or on streaming video on the Web.

Organizers are using a wristband system to crack down on scalpers.

“This is a memorial. I’m hoping that people have dignity. We’re doing our best to accommodate the worldwide demand,” said Tim Leiweke, president and CEO of AEG, which owns the Staples Center. “For those who would try to take advantage of this, shame on them.”

No details of the memorial were released, except that there will be no funeral procession. “It is still being developed,” said Jackson family spokesman Ken Sunshine. He added: “Everything about the memorial has to do with accommodating as many fans as possible. … It is all about the fans.”

Jan Perry, a Los Angeles city councilwoman, said fans who do not get tickets “might want to consider watching this from the comfort of your own home.” The ceremony will not be shown outside the venue on any of the jumbo screens.

The registration for tickets will end at 6 p.m. Saturday, when 8,750 names are drawn randomly for two tickets each to either the Staples Center or Nokia Theatre. Those getting tickets will be notified on Sunday between 11 a.m. and 8 p.m. with instructions on picking up tickets and wristbands.

3rd, TMZ is reporting you have to be a U.S. Resident.

4th, I cannot believe I am going to say this, but, good luck with the tickets.-Dr.FB

Not saying what is happening with the other tickets, AEG announced they will be giving away 11,000 tickets to the public.

They most likely saw that outrage of paying for a memorial service and knew it was yet more bad PR.

There will be a press conference tomorrow morning we will be covering for you.-Dr.FB

Michael Jackson wireimage.com

Michael Jackson will be layed to rest next Tuesday, July 7th.

There will be a memorial service. It will be at the Staple Center in Los Angeles.

Tickets will be $25 dollars and the event will have videos along with state of the art sound. Just what you always look for in a funeral, right?

Also, since AEG has them printed up, you will be able to purchase “This Is It” merchandise outside of the Staple Center includong t-shirts.

Diana Ross has already confirmed she will be there.

I will keep you updated. A funeral that just turned into an event. Hoping AEG is not just about dollars because this deal makes no sense/cents.-DrFB

Michael jackson File Photo

It is being reported but NOT confirmed that Michael Jackson’s funeral will be at Staples Center.  Again, NOT confirmed.  It would take place early next week, most likely be Tuesday.

Let’s be honest here; the only place that could handle how many people want to to pay their last respects to Michael would be the L.A. Coliseum, which fit 100,000 people there last month for the L.A. Lakers. 

The only problem with this is that L.A. is broke and cannot afford the extra police there for coverage.-Dr.FB