With Tiger Woods Divorce Final, How Soon Til Tiger Hooks Up?

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren's marriage is over and done.  The divorce was made final with Elin rumored to be getting $100 million along with each splitting custody of the children and requesting privacy. 

With the divorce final, we wonder when we will see Tiger hanging around old haunts or old girlfriends.  Rachel Uchitel has already said she hopes Tiger contacts her soon.

Will he actually reach out to those that he cheated on his wife with or will he find someone new?  You know the media will give privacy to Elin but Tiger's dating will be fair game.

The couple had 2 children together and may have been the reason the divorce did not happen sooner.-Dr.FB


Elin And Tiger Woods Are Set For Divorce

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

It is happening.  Elin is divorcing Tiger Woods.  The main thing is to make it as quite and uneventful as possible. 

They are close to settling child custody agreements but are far apart on almost everything else.  The divorce should happen by the end of the year. 

What do you think?  Too bad or what took so long?-Dr.FB


What’s Up Doc? Love Don’t Live Here Anymore Edition

Welcome to another edition of "What's Up Doc?"  where we talk about Conan O'Brien's new deal, Eminem's return, celeb break-up round-up with Larry King, Melissa Etheridge, Mel Gibson, and the recent talk of Elin leaving Tiger.  E-L-I-N.  I will learn. 

Also, was I "flirting" with my interview subjects Agnes and Nikka Costa?  I think not but it seems you guys think I might be.

There is even more and I hope you enjoy the wrap up and shout out's will return next week. Much Love and Keep It Funky!~-Dr.FB


Is Elin Going To Divorce Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Wow.  I am somewhat surprised by this but perhaps time away from Tiger has her thinking again.  Also, maybe it was that Nike commercial.

Elin did not like that Nike commercial....well if you believe "the source" saying she doesn't like it.

Here is more of what "the source" has to say:

"Elin was violently angry over this commercial and thought it was a cheesy thing to do. She wouldn't have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn't be surprised if she files for divorce sometime soon."

"She's so far beyond hurt now. If she were angry or if she hated him, they might still have a chance to work it out. But she's beyond that. She's numb. She just doesn't care anymore. She's like, 'Whatever.' Elin's not the type to get all weepy or have pity parties for herself. She mourned the loss of this marriage, and now she's moving on. It's the only thing she can do."

Am I the only one who did not mind the commercial?  I mean it worked.  We are all talking about it.  We are not talking about Tiger not winning The Masters but we are still talking about the commercial.

Who would think; your husband can cheat on you with more ho's than a golf course has holes and it's cool, but heaven forbid he uses his late father's voice in a commercial, or else it's divorce city.

Straight up; divorce him for not being able to keep his 9 iron in his pants, not for a stupid commercial.-Dr.FB


You, Me, & Ashley Dupre On The Cover Of Playboy

Ashley Dupre. Photo: Playboy.com
Ashley Dupre. Photo: Playboy.com

Ashley Dupre. Photo: Playboy.com

We have a feeling none of the girls that Tiger Woods or Jesse James cheated with would be gracing the cover of Playboy.  Which may prove that being the Governor of New York gets you better looking women, even if you have to pay for it.

Ashley Dupre, the high-priced call girl, or escort, or hooker, whatever you prefer, of Eliot Spitzer is on the cover of Playboy this month and she says it was a very enjoyable experience.  Yea, because she was getting paid to take her clothes off but not to have sex.  Must be nice.

"I had a lot of fun doing these pictures. You're naked and you're in front of a bunch of guys - good-looking guys, too, manly men."

She also talks about the first time she got paid to get laid;  "I was at a club one night, and a rich older guy said to me, 'I'll give you a thousand dollars if you come home with me.’ I was like, wow, a thousand dollars sounds good. But I was scared."

She was scared but still did it.  By the way, a $1,000 is cheap when it comes to Ashley as she was getting paid $4,000 an hour when she was with Spitzer. 

"Some people call me the girl who brought down the governor of New York, but in reality he brought me down."  "I was an escort. As much as I wish I could make that go away, I can't."

"I love sex and I'm very good at it, but I'm saving that." "That's for my future boyfriend from now on. And it will be fabulous."

You hear that fellas?  She will lay down for a meal at Cheesecake Factory and it won't cost you 4 grand a night.  Yea, right!-Dr.FB


What’s Up Doc? “Everybody Got Their Something” Edition

What't up funkenbabies?  This week, we cover Tiger Woods return to golf, Celeb break-up news on Sandra Bullock and Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey, along with Whitney Houston, Dr. Dre, Jay Z and more....

All on what's up Doc?

Keep it funky and much love!-Dr.FB


Video~Jimmy Kimmel Goes After Tiger Woods Nike Commerical

Jimmy Kimmel went after Tiger Woods and the new Nike commerical and debuted a new Tiger Woods commercial featuring his mother.

Check out the video above!-Dr.FB


Video~Tiger Woods Nike Commercial

A new Nike commercial featuring Tiger Woods has come out just in time for The Masters.

It features Tiger Woods' father talking over an image of Tiger.  Check it out above n let me know what you think.-Dr.FB


Top Searches 04/07/10

Here are the top 10 searches bringing people to Dr.Funkenberry.com

1. Sandra Bullock.

2. Jesse James Sex Tape

3.  Kate Gosselin

4. Kate Gosselin Dancing With The Stars

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9. Tiger Woods

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