Drfunkenberry.com
17Sep
2009
1

Megan Really Is Crazy Like A Fox

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com
Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Great. Not only is Megan Fox a hot one, she is crazy too. You know what means then; she must be amazing in bed!

In the new Rolling Stone magazine, she threatens to kill boyfriend Brian Austin Green all the time when they argue.  She says she was a cutter but wasn't really a cutter. Let's see, you cut you wrist on the regular, Megan, you silly girl, you are a cutter.

Just to lure you in, she claims to be really insecure and if you remember her comments on the Golden Globe Red Carpet that she isn't pretty and feels like Alan Alda in drag. Wow. That would be one ugly tranny. Not like soup at all. She claims to be bi-sexual. Not buying it yet, regardless of her making out with a girl in her latest movie, Jennifer's Body.

Classic quote though?  "Men are afraid of Vaginas." Um, Megan, spend a night with me. Trust me. I may be afraid of a camera, but I am NOT afraid of your vagina. Lady Gaga's? Just a little bit.-Dr.FB

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo:RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo:RollingStone.com

28Aug
2009
7

Kim K Still Doing It Up Blonde

Kim Kardashian Outside Katsuya. Photo: FamePictures.com
Kim Kardashian Outside Katsuya. Photo: FamePictures.com

Kim Kardashian Outside Katsuya. Photo: FamePictures.com

Kim Kardashin was doing it up big at Katsuya last night. I am still not feeling the blonde hair on Kim, however it seems I am in the minority on this.

A lot of women are going blonde because of Kim, or even dying their hair. OK, OK, I said Kim lookd like I tranny when I first saw it.  The thing is....she kind of looks like Beyonce or like a lot of other women. Kim's exotic looks made her one of the most beautiful women in the world. I love the beauty of Armenian women and Persian women. I know I am rambling here, but she just looks like one of the hot women at the club is all.

Like I pointed out before, it seems I am in the minority here and Kim has set another fashion trend.-Dr.FB