Facebook Status Update: “Chris Brown Is Now ‘Single'”

Rihanna, Chris Brown/File photo


Rihanna, Chris Brown/File photo

Rihanna, Chris Brown/File photo

Today's obligatory Chris Brown/Rihanna post comes from ABC News. According to them, Chris Brown is rumored to have posted a message on his private Facebook account saying, "You'll begin to see her true colors. Believe it!" And ladies, you're in luck. He's also apparently changed his relationship status from "in a relationship" to "single" on the social networking site. So stock up on bandages and get your tetanus boosters, girls!

Rumors still fly that Brown received a booty call text message the night of Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party, which Leona Lewis' publicist insists she had nothing to do with, and that caused the couple to go all Ike and Tina Turner on us.

Comments (3)
  1. ‘Stock up on bandage and get tetanus jabs’! LOL!
    Don’t forget the barge pole

  2. I hope she finds the strength to let this guy go. If he hit her once, he will hit her again. Even if she was being bitchy, or jealous that does not him a right to beat her up. Just break up with her. Too often in these cases the women take the guys back because the men will apologize and charm their way back, and the women hope against reason that they will change. They never do. Run for your life Rihanna. You don’t need this.

  3. Now that is funny.

    This situation is beyond horrid but no one can get enough.


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