Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Courtney Love. We need you!
There has been way too much sadness in Hollywood right now and we need something to keep our mind off of things.
So Lindsay can you and Samantha get into a pretend fight or something. Britney, can a boob fall out or you get married for 12 hours this time? Paris, can you please start acting like Paris again and give us something.
Courtney Love, are you down for another war of words between us? Anything? Please. Hollywood, are you out there. You can be our saviours.-Dr.FB