Dr. Evil File Photo New Line Cinema

1 million page views. 1 million. Wow. Drfunkenberry.com has hit 1 million page views on this site. I moved the site and lost the 800,000 plus we had in a short time and I went independent which made it slightly harder to find an audience.

Since Drfunkenberry.com’s move, we have had way more up’s and downs but you know I pour my heart and soul into this web site, focusing on all things celebrity, music, sports and even sometimes politics.  It means a lot to me. Truly.

We have done in less than 1 year what it took top bloggers (Perez Hilton took almost 5-6 years to be where he is now) to consistently do. I am not TMZ with AOL backing me. I am one man with a vision and with love for what I do. I hope every day we reach at least 10-100 new people and that they continue to keep coming back here.

Along with you, I want to thank others who made this site possible; Dr.Funkencherry, Nurse Cherry, and a very special thank you to Nurse Goodbody, who is leaving the staff to do bigger and better things. I know at times I could be difficult and hard to work with but words can never be enough to express my gratitude to you. Thank you very much.

We have been getting quite a lot of comments lately and some are not showing up immediately or are disappearing into the matrix. A majority of the time, I will explain why it is not there. If I haven’t, that may be what happened. We lost a person who was a frequent commenter violetsareblue over that and hopefully she is reading this, because her comment was never deleted.

I also want to send a special shout out to 2 people who helped from the start with this web site. 1 is Courtney Love, who called me out on her blog and who I had an all too brief Internet battle with. Within the 1st 2 weeks of the site to have something like that is simply awesome.

The other person is Prince. I am grateful that he took enough liking to my site to let us know stuff before anyone else.  Now, we have labels, movie companies managers, production companies and PR firms along with others giving us tips.  But he or his people were one of the firsts and I am very appreciative of that.  I have been called many things since creating this site, but as long as Prince and others think I am A list, that is all that matters to me.

Thank you again to the people who come here every day and sometimes a few times a day. I look forward to entertaining you for 1 trillion hits and even more. Thanks again.-Dr.FB

UPDATE: I forgot 2 very important people: Rev.Statik, who not only did the “American Idol” reviews but also helped with the sites inception and helping get it up and running. I thank you very much.

Toonman, thanks for dealing with my midnight requests to get the site either running smoother or making sure things are lined up correctly. You took on the task where others would have bailed and I thank you tremendously. Thanks you 2 big time!!!!

Jermaine Jackson Announces Concert. Photo: AP Photo/Franka Bruns

Why doesn’t he do what he did when he did what he did when he lied to me?

Never trust someone who names their kid Jermajesty. I don’t care if I spelled it wrong. It’s still lame as phuck.

As we thought, Jermaine Jackson was talking out his greasy ass cheeks when announcing the tribute concert for his brother. This smelled worse that Courtney Love at a courthouse.

Jermaine said earlier this week he was gonna have Chris Brown and Mary J. Blige perform at the concert and I was like..what? Wow. No way. Looks like I was right. Natalie Cole has denied it as well.

Mary was told about the gig by a reporter n she said she has another gig that day. Chris Brown said he was gonna be busy beating up his latest girl that day as well.

The tribute concert has been cancelled although Jermaine is saying it will now be in London 2010. If Michael was the gloved one, Jermaine is the greasy one.

Classless mofo. So can anyone just have a press conference and say people are going to be there? Hmm.  Ok then!

Coming in 200never, The Dr.Funkenberry tribute concert with performances by Katy Perry, Jay-Z, a special duet between Britney Spears and Prince, along with appearances by Kim Kardashian in a thong and the comedy act of John Mayer & Chelsea Handler. Plus Drake and Trey Songz will sing the hooks for all our guest performers.

Shoot, if you are going to lie Jermaine, might as well say Michael will be returning to the stage to put a foot up those greasy cheeks brother.

Jermaine Jackson is like school on Saturday, no class.-Dr.FB

C Love Via Twitter Pic

Seems Like Courtney love is desperate for a bed buddy.  Why else  would she sleep with a dead turtle? Why the hell does she want the world to know about it?  Chica is craaazy!  She really shouldn’t be allowed to have any pets…living or dead.

Poor turtle

C Love and Turtle Twitter Pic

In The Good Ol Days, Lindsay, Britney & Paris Together. File Photo

Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Courtney Love.  We need you!

There has been way too much sadness in Hollywood right now and we need something to keep our mind off of things. 

So Lindsay can you and Samantha get into a pretend fight or something.  Britney, can a boob fall out or you get married for 12 hours this time?  Paris, can you please start acting like Paris again and give us something. 

Courtney Love, are you down for another war of words between us?  Anything?  Please.  Hollywood, are you out there.  You can be our saviours.-Dr.FB

Courtney Love In New York Wierd. Photo: INFDaily.com

No, that is not a female bum in New York City, it’s actually Courtney Love.  Hmm.  Maybe finding a way to pay off those American Express credit cards she owes money on?

Well, whatever she is selling, I am not buying, that’s for sure.-Dr.FB

Courtney Love In New York. Photo: INFDaily.com

Courtney Love Wire Image

American Express is suing Mrs. Cobain for a whole lota dinero. 

American Express filed papers in the US District Court on Wednesday, claiming she owes a little over $350,000 for three unpaid gold card balances. Americans are in debt, yup, this is true and some celeb are no exception to the rule. Who in the he** has three American Express card’s and why would they want to?  Let’s hope she pulls something out of her Kurt Cobain hat or she puts ‘Hole’ back together for some much needed money. 

Then again, there is always working the streets….humm haven’t I seen her?…. Wait it may be all the plastic surgery.

Courtney Love Can Read! Photo: Flynetonline.com

Courtney Love, the original Amy Winehouse made an appearance on Sunset Boulevard. 

No, she wasn’t selling herself, she did that a long time ago.  She went shopping for magazines.  We sure hope it is not just for looking at the photos.  If you ever read Courtney’s rants on her myspace page, you will know what I mean.  I may make spelling errors from time to time but do try to correct them.  Hers is just a butcher of the English language.

We are glad we were not around Courtney this time.  She may have schooled us how she is wearing shoes that Carrie Bradshaw would envy.  Yea Courtney and I am sure that dress was made by Christian Dior too.-Dr.FB

Pamela Anderson & Courtney Love. File Photo

Weren’t these two friends?  Courtney Love is calling out Pamela Anderson saying she is flat broke.

Doesn’t Pamela live in Malibu Courtney?  “Yes, but she lives in Paradise Cove which is a trailer park in Malibu.”  Didn’t Pamela make millions off her recent book?  We hear that is kind of true and she does pick up guys there a lot.

So far, Pamela has not responded to the charges made by so called friend Courtney.  We waiting for a rant from Courtney about this on her myspace page.-Dr.FB

Courtney Love / File photo

Ahh.  Courtney Love.  The rest of us are insane while she is the sane one. 

A dead bird that she paid $16,000 for, let me reiterate, the bird was already dead and she paid $16,000 for it, was thrown away while she was moving. 

The movers threw it away and Courtney is blaming the assistant for making sure something like that did not happen.  She claims it is priceless and irreplaceable.  Oh Lord.  Courtney does not have her priorities in order.  At. All.   The person who sold her the dead bird in the first place said she is crazy.

Guess Courtney won’t be buying another dead bird from her!-Dr.FB

Pam Anderson Back Stage For Richie Rich. Photo: Pam Anderson For Richie Rich. Photo: Kristian Dowling/Getty Images

Pam Anderson was the mystery hot blonde who did the runway for Richie Rich’s fashion show in NYC.

Isn’t she purty?  Courtney Love called.  She wants her look back.-Dr.FB