It doesn't take wearing an Ed Hardy shirt to make you look like a douche (yes, you two guys at Target yesterday, I am talking about you too) John Gosselin. Not taking care of your kids as well makes you look like a super douche as well jack-ass!
Your killing me here John. You are making Kate look better each day and that is something the tummy tuck and her cankles could never do. Be a man, Motard! Wipe your butt with the Ed hardy shirt, put on a regular white Hanes one and head over to PA and be a father to your 8 kids.
The last time we saw you with them was back on July 4th where you said you don't want to miss the holidays with them. Does that mean we won't see you hanging around them til Labor Day?
Man up, fool. We better see play-doh on your face next weekend with them.-Dr.FB