Drfunkenberry.com
9Feb
2010
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Snooki Gets Her Guido Cookie

Snooki and Guido Juicehead.
Snooki and Guido Juicehead.

Snooki and Guido Juicehead. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Snooki and her boytoy Emilio, who she is calling Guido Juicehead landed at LaGuardia airport yesterday and made sure to give him a kiss for the cameras.

MTV is reeling in the stars for partying too much and only allowing them to do 2 personal appearances a week.  Also, the producers have to approve the appearances.  Seems like MTV might be a afraid of a little too much over exposure too fast?

The "Jersey Shore" reality star has been everywhere as of late and is a guilty pleasure of celebs.  Emma Roberts was on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" "The Jay Leno Show" last night and admitted she was all about Jersey Shore as Jay surprised her with an autograph of the cast and a GTL shirt.

Perhaps Snooki may want to get her man a GTL shirt because that Ed Hardy shirt is more played out than that "Pants On The Ground" song.  Either get him that GTL shirt or one of these. I know Snooki would look in it.-Dr.FB

12Nov
2009
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Video~ Jon Gosselin “Turns Back Time”

Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin has a sense of humor? Well, it seems like he does as he uses Cher to "Turn Back Time" and change a few things.

Check out the funny or die video that is very funny above.-Dr.FB

27Jul
2009
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Jon Gosselin Proves He Is A Douche By Not Taking Care Of His Kids

Kate Gosselin Taking Care Of The Kids.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Kate Gosselin Taking Care Of The Kids.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kate Gosselin Taking Care Of The Kids. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

It doesn't take wearing an Ed Hardy shirt to make you look like a douche (yes, you two guys at Target yesterday, I am talking about you too) John Gosselin. Not taking care of your kids as well makes you look like a super douche as well jack-ass!

Your killing me here John. You are making Kate look better each day and that is something the tummy tuck and her cankles could never do.  Be a man, Motard! Wipe your butt with the Ed hardy shirt, put on a regular white Hanes one and head over to PA and be a father to your 8 kids. 

The last time we saw you with them was back on July 4th where you said you don't want to miss the holidays with them. Does that mean we won't see you hanging around them til Labor Day?

Man up, fool. We better see play-doh on your face next weekend with them.-Dr.FB

13Jul
2009
4

Jon Gosselin Hangs Out With Fashion Douche Christian Audigier

Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com
Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

Christian Audigier & Jon Gosselin. Photo: BauerGriffen.com

How do you make Kate Gosselin look good? Stand Jon Gosselin next to Christian Audigier.

Jon Gosselin visited Christian Audigier on the French Riveria this weekend where Jon is rumored to be doing work for Christian and his douchey Ed Hardy shirts.  About 500,000 guys who go to the gym on a daily basis just said "Hey, those shirts are cool. I own two of them." No, they are not cool.  They are douchey.

Christian is a straight fashion whore.  He dedicated a HUGE bouquet of flowers in front of Staple Center for Michael Jackson's Memorial Service.  The roses were beautiful and it was in the shape of heart with a message for Michael and a photo of him. Christian had to put his name in the rose design just so you know it was him who did it.

Not only that, while driving Sunset Blvd. on Saturday, right above his store, there was a billboard with him and Michael Jackson, letting you know they were friends.  Lame. Tacky. Douchey.

I would only want an Ed Hardy shirt after I took a PHD and needed something to wipe my ass with.-Dr.FB