15 Feb Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Like Vaginas
Robert Pattinson did a super sexy shoot for Details Magazine. You know, that magazine that used to be really hot til Maxim magazine came out. Well, it’s getting some heat back with R-Patz inside.
Now, although he comes off looking like a pimp with several different women, Pattinson admitted to something about women he does not like.
A woman’s lady bits. Yup. He hates vaginas. At least the vagina’s on the set of the shoot.
“I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”
Hmm. Did one of the girls have a stinky peek-achoo? It’s quite an interesting quote and subject to bring up don’t you think? I mean, they make you look like a super stud for 12 hours and you out them for a stinky putty cat?
Hmm. Note to self; in the future when doing a shoot with that many women, make sure all of them have to shower before hand and to do a smell check. Hey, someone has to learn for Robert’s mistakes.-Dr.FB