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15Feb
2010
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Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Like Vaginas

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine
Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson did a super sexy shoot for Details Magazine.  You know, that magazine that used to be really hot til Maxim magazine came out.  Well, it's getting some heat back with R-Patz inside.

Now, although he comes off looking like a pimp with several different women, Pattinson admitted to something about women he does not like.

A woman's lady bits.  Yup.  He hates vaginas.  At least the vagina's on the set of the shoot.

 “I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

Hmm.  Did one of the girls have a stinky peek-achoo?  It's quite an interesting quote and subject to bring up don't you think?  I mean, they make you look like a super stud for 12 hours and you out them for a stinky putty cat?

Hmm. Note to self; in the future when doing a shoot with that many women, make sure all of them have to shower before hand and to do a smell check.  Hey, someone has to learn for Robert's mistakes.-Dr.FB

Comments (4)
  1. Wtf nakednuscle, vagina’s are wayy better looking than penises!!
    I guess this answers the question of whether or not Robert is gay. Wow, how lame.

  2. … sounds like somebody is a left sided batter … LoL

  3. That sounds like something only a gay man could say. I’m just sayin…

    Oh I agree with you NakedMuscl3 LOL

  4. Can you blame him? Have you seen one up close? There freakin’ hideous. LMFAO


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