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3Sep
2011
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Lake Bell Talks About A “Good Old Fashioned Orgy”

Lake Bell stars in a movie entitled "A Good Old Fashioned Orgy" which is about.....well...we think you get the gist.

Lake talks about Hurricane Irene and her hot Maxim layout n her obsession with race cars. Prrr.

It is the year of nudity. N Chelsea needs a couple of months of a heads up.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis: Look At Those Headlights

15Feb
2010
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Robert Pattinson Doesn’t Like Vaginas

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine
Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson. Photo: Details Magazine

Robert Pattinson did a super sexy shoot for Details Magazine.  You know, that magazine that used to be really hot til Maxim magazine came out.  Well, it's getting some heat back with R-Patz inside.

Now, although he comes off looking like a pimp with several different women, Pattinson admitted to something about women he does not like.

A woman's lady bits.  Yup.  He hates vaginas.  At least the vagina's on the set of the shoot.

 “I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

Hmm.  Did one of the girls have a stinky peek-achoo?  It's quite an interesting quote and subject to bring up don't you think?  I mean, they make you look like a super stud for 12 hours and you out them for a stinky putty cat?

Hmm. Note to self; in the future when doing a shoot with that many women, make sure all of them have to shower before hand and to do a smell check.  Hey, someone has to learn for Robert's mistakes.-Dr.FB

5Feb
2010
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Kellan Lutz Is Ready For Super Sunday

Kellan Lutz
Kellan Lutz

Kellan Lutz. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kellan Lutz was spotted leaving LAX and heading towards Miami last night for Super Bowl weekend.   He is scheduled to appear at the Maxim party at the Raleigh hotel with Kendra Wilkenson.

Miami and all those hot women this weekend.  I think I read somewhere that there is going to be a crazy amount of escorts in the Miami area for Super Bowl weekend. 

Lutz is also the new facebody for Calvin Klein's X underwear line. Couple of pics below and Glamour's got video from the shoot.

So, I hope you are like Lutz and pulling hot ladies for free, and not a Putz and having to pay to get laid.  Mazel Tov!-Dr.FB

Kellen Lutz posing for Calvin Klein X underwear

Kellan Lutz posing for Calvin Klein X underwear

25Nov
2009
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Ashley Is Ready For Her Close Up

Ashley Greene.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Ashley Greene.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Ashley Greene. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Ashley Greene has pushed full steam ahead promoting her own career after doing the press junkets for "New Moon" and who can blame her?

She attended a party in her honor for being on the cover of the latest issue of Maxim magazine. Yea, they still make them.  After that she hit up Rihanna's release party.

Glad she made a rebound from that awful dress she wore last week. She even got a matching purse.  Puurrrffect!-Dr.FB

22Oct
2009
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Playboy Magazine In Trouble

I said earlier this week the Marge Simpson was a desperate attempt. An attempt to maybe get younger readers but desperate to also try other things and there is a reason for that.

Playboy is in trouble. It sucks because I have like every Playboy since like the early 60's until the issue before the Heidi Montag one.  It was then I saw they were playing catch-up to Maxim instead of blazing trails.-Dr.FB

17Apr
2009
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JLove On The Cover Of Maxim Magazine

Jennifer Love Hewitt www.maxim.com
Jennifer Love Hewitt www.maxim.com

Jennifer Love Hewitt www.maxim.com

Holy Chi-Chi's!! Jennifer Love Hewitt blesses us with her sexiness.  It's about time :)

Dropping tired ol' raggy boyfriends is soo good for the bod!