Drfunkenberry.com
3May
2010
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What Is Up With Madonna’s Hands?

Madonna. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com
Madonna. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Madonna. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

WTF?   Ok, at first I was tripping on the whole jogging outfit track suit and the fedora look and how weird she wore it....and then...I saw her hands and could not focus on anything else!

At first, I was like that can't be her hands.  Nightmare On Elm Street's remake just came out and thought maybe she was wearing Freddy Kruger hands.  Nope.  That is her real hands. 

I mean for 51, Madonna has held up pretty well, with a few little obvious surgeries but...her hands?  That is some downright scary stuff right there.  They look rather big as well, don't they? 

Don't worry, Lindsay Lohan's hands are worse.  She still is pulling Jesus Luz, right?  So what do you think?  Time for Madonna to bring back the lace gloves or are her hands still sexy?-Dr.FB

Comments (12)
  1. Is very very CORRECTLY :)!

  2. THE MARK OF THE BEAST. SHE HAS WORSHIPPED THE BEAST FOR DECADES AND IS NOW PAYING THE PRICE OF HER CHOICES.

  3. I only know of some musicians like keyboard players and those that workout with really heavy weights with hand issues like that. If it’s for real it’s sad!

  4. It is rather nasty I must say. I had to take a look at several different photos to make sure of what I was seeing.

  5. That’s freakin’ horrible! That has got to be some sort of medical condition. Yikes! Grandma hands.

    Klick

  6. OMG!! hahaha if thats what her hands look at 51, makes u wonder how much work the plastic surgeon has done???? djeeez… she has got old berrieshands ;0)
    @douglas: ROFLOL u got it right!!

  7. A result of her intense working out and diet? Gotta be. They’ve gotten progressively more gruesome over the last 10 years. We all have our flawed areas. At least she’s healthy. And I still think she’s got sexy going on.

  8. When you put it like that Georgie…um…NO!

  9. Gruesome! They’re not hands they’re claws. C’mon guys, would you really let those near your dick LOL

  10. JT “Bringin’ sexy back”…………Prince “Sexy never left”…………Madonna “Sexy has left the building.”

  11. Definitely Freddy Kruger hands!

  12. ..”Don’t worry, Lindsay Lohan’s hands are worse. She still is pulling Jesus Luz, right?..”
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    I’m sorry But ..LOL !!


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