Drfunkenberry.com
10Apr
2012
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Who Is More Popular? An Oscar Host Or A TMZ Guy?

Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com
Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Over the weekend, I took in the Clipper game with my friend  in a box inside Staple Center.  Who do we see but Oscar host Billy Crystal and 4 seats over.....that guy from TMZ!

No, not the TMZ long-haired blonde guy who gets more booty than any toilet seat.  No, not the TMZ guy from Ireland who most likely taps more arse than any keg here or over there.

It was Mike, the TMZ guy from the OC.  We expected to see Mike and the other TMZ guy at the Angels home opener on Friday but nope, we see him at a Basketball game.

Mike missed quite a few Blake Griffin dunks checking out Billy just 4 seats over.  BTW, wife is pretty.  Good job.

I was playing a game with my friend who would get more attention; an Oscar host or the TMZ guy?  Who do you think got more attention?  Click on the continue reading button to find out.

Mike The TMZ guy wins! Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Mike The TMZ guy wins! Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Mike from TMZ won as people came up to him from after the first quarter on. As for Billy, the only person talking to him was the person taking his drink order!  Ouch.

We smell a new Fiat TMZ commercial!  Billy, you available?

BTW, like Mike, The Clippers won the game going away.-DocFB

Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Diagnosis: Since Harvey has trouble with Dr. Dre calling himself a doctor, we highly doubt Harvey would give us a a shout-out on the site let alone the TV show. We are sure a multi-million dollar man named Harvey gave Levin his break as well. Are there any other multi-million dollar men named Harvey though? Hmm.....

Comments (2)
  1. There is a huge difference between popularity and talent. These days, there are a lot of very popular talentless slobs all over the place.

  2. This would have been so much cooler if it was Nik Richie from TheDirty.com.


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