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10Apr
2012
2

Who Is More Popular? An Oscar Host Or A TMZ Guy?

Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com
Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Billy Crystal & The TMZ Guy. Photo: Drfunkenberry.com

Over the weekend, I took in the Clipper game with my friend  in a box inside Staple Center.  Who do we see but Oscar host Billy Crystal and 4 seats over.....that guy from TMZ!

No, not the TMZ long-haired blonde guy who gets more booty than any toilet seat.  No, not the TMZ guy from Ireland who most likely taps more arse than any keg here or over there.

It was Mike, the TMZ guy from the OC.  We expected to see Mike and the other TMZ guy at the Angels home opener on Friday but nope, we see him at a Basketball game.

Mike missed quite a few Blake Griffin dunks checking out Billy just 4 seats over.  BTW, wife is pretty.  Good job.

I was playing a game with my friend who would get more attention; an Oscar host or the TMZ guy?  Who do you think got more attention?  Click on the continue reading button to find out.

23Jan
2012
0

Heidi Klum & Seal CONFIRM They Are Separating!

Heidi Klum & Seal File Photo
Heidi Klum & Seal File Photo

Heidi Klum & Seal File Photo

A day after news broke that Heidi Klum will be divorcing her husband of almost 7 years, Seal, the singer and model confirmed they are splitting up.

TMZ broke the news but the couple released a statement exclusively to People.  The statement from the couple is below;

"While we have enjoyed seven very loving, loyal and happy years of marriage, after much soul-searching we have decided to separate.
"We have had the deepest respect for one another throughout our relationship and continue to love each other very much, but we have grown apart. This is an amicable process and protecting the well-being of our children remains our top priority, especially during this time of transition.
"We thank our family, friends, and fans for their kind words of support. And for our children's sake, we appreciate you respecting our privacy."

This divorce does come as a shock to Hollywood as they have always appeared to be so much in love since meeting in 2003.  Seal even adopted Heidi's first child Leni.

The couple had 3 children together with the oldest being 6 and the youngest 2.

The news broke yesterday and both remained quite on their Twitter accounts, and with that, it looked like the news was true, and then confirmed by People late Sunday.

The couple was famously known for renewing their wedding vows each year.

Seal has a new CD coming out on Tuesday entitled "Soul 2" and is supposed to tape an episode of Ellen for it on Tuesday.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Some say when it rains it pours, Hollywood ain't no place for Lovers anymore...

14Oct
2011
0

Rick Ross Says He’s “Good” After Plane Scare

Rick Ross File Photo
Rick Ross File Photo

Rick Ross File Photo

It is being reported that Rick Ross suffered a seizure that knocked him unconscious on an airplane in Florida earlier today.

The story was broke by TMZ and since then, Rick and members of his crew have tweeted he is ok.  They never denied the story but they state he is ok and TMZ updated that he is now in a hospital in Florida.

Ross was trying to fly from Fort Lauderdale, Florida to Memphis, Tennessee when the seizure struck.

No drugs or alcohol played in any part in Ross seizure.  Ross is a pretty big guy so it might be health more than drugs.

We are glad he is ok and hope he is flashing us his moobies soon in concert.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Scary stuff from The Bawse

31Aug
2011
1

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Will Cost $30 Million Dollars For The Rights

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com
Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian's sex tape made her famous and now that it is not needed, someone is trying to take the footage off the Internets.  It is going to cost her...I mean someone, $30 million dollars to have it removed.

Vivid Entertainment, the Porn Kings, own the rights to the sex tape and if she, again, I mean if someone wants to purchase it, it will be $30 million.  This is according to TMZ, who spoke to Vivid Entertainment head guy Steve Hirsch.

Hirsch says he has no idea who is trying to buy it, but if it is Kim, Steve says he has nothing but a tremendous amount of respect for her.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  How Much Would It Cost To Remove The Khloe & Kourtney Take (Insert City Here) TV Series?

13Jul
2011
0

Nicki Minaj Denies Fight; Says Man Would Have Balls Removed By Her

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston
Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj is denying that she got into an altercation with a man at Dallas hotel yesterday.  It was reported yesterday that Nicki got into a shouting match with a male companion and got struck on her bottom lip.

Nicki took to her Twitter account to make a statement about the incident; "The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn't leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? get an F'nlife!"

She later went on to say "The media could pee on ur leg & tell u its raining. You'd believe it. You'd believe u were an adopted martian if TMZ told u so. #stopit5"

Wow.  Balls hanging off and golden showers on a leg.  We don't want to mess with Nicki.  Not sure if she would remove the balls with her hands or her ass.  I would not want to wait around to find out.

So I guess if you listen to Nicki, then the fight didn't happen, right?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Your Love Or Your Balls.

25Jun
2011
4

We Remember Michael Jackson Today & Everyday: Share Your Thoughts

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson Early 80's File Photo

Michael Jackson File Photo

It has been 2 years since Michael Jackson died.  2 years since the entertainment world was rocked to its core.  Michael Jackson, the biggest entertainer of all time, dead.

TMZ.com broke the story but because of most of its content, people did not believe it.  CNN.com took hours to confirm his death.  By the end of the day, CNN.com was not longer the most trusted name in news, but TMZ.com was.

Michael Jackson CD's sales skyrocketed.  His death, made a circus as it took forever to bury him.  Hoe many people have a funeral service at the Staple Center and still is not buried for weeks later?

Please share your thoughts and memories on this post.  You can leave the email part of it blank, it will still accept your comment.

Here is the Howie T. remix of "Human Nature" for your listening pleasure.-Dr.FB

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Diagnosis:  Celebrate his life, don't mourn

10May
2011
13

Exclusive: Whitney Houston Is Welcome At Prince’s Shows For Eternity

Whitney Houston & Prince. Photo: Michael J. Menichetti
Whitney Houston & Prince. Photo: Michael J. Menichetti

Whitney Houston & Prince. Photo: Michael J. Menichetti

We knew this story had more holes in it than a golf course.  Yes, I said it.

So, I'm sure by now you guys saw the story posted about Whitney Houston being banned from Prince shows and attending several although on my Twitter Account I said it was 2 shows....

Well, Prince and his camp reached out to us to say this:

 "Whitney Houston is always welcome at Prince shows 4 all of eternity. Seeing her at 2 shows at The Forum in LA was a treat, especially when she sang with Chaka Khan and danced with Prince during his set. We love her always."

And there you have it.  Whitney is not banned....and welcome for all eternity.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis: Get Well Whitney

Whitney Houston & Daughter At Prince Forum Show. Photo: Google.com

Whitney Houston & Daughter At Prince Forum Show. Photo: Google.com