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10Jan
2013
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People Claiming To Be The “3rd Eye Girl”…..

3rd Eye Girl

So I have been getting emails and other things of people claiming to be the 3rd eye girl, the one who leaked music from PRINCE this past Sunday.

I'm not sure if it is the smartest thing to be impersonating this person for notoriety or personal gain or whatever.

The emails have amused me because the real 3rd eye girl contacted me before the Twitter and Facebook accounts were created by email so if it is not coming from that email address, I am not responding.

So for the fake "3rd Eye Girl" who told me to meet her in the pickle section of Byerly's market at 7 tonight, I won't be there.

For the fake "3rd Eye Girl" who told me to meet them at Lake Minnetonka to show me they have 3 nipples as well as 3 eyes, I won't be there.

For the fake "3rd Eye Girl" who sent me that photo of them, your mom would be ashamed of you.  Also, you might want to get that mole looked at. Might be cancerous.

I do wonder if there will now be copycat "3rd Eye Girl" twitter accounts or Facebook accounts...  Hmm.-DocFB

Diagnosis:  Will the doc be impersonated next?  

Comments (36)
  1. hey man …this 3rdeyegirl crap is too damn mysterious…like wtf is it already. is it ida…is it Hannah? is it really a thief of prince’s material? Does this mysterious woman live in Minnesota? this crap getting me scared!!!!!

  2. „Invention […] does not consist in creating out of void, but out of chaos. […] In all matters of discovery and invention, even of those that appertain to the imagination, we are continually reminded of the story of Columbus and his egg.” Merry Shelleys Frankenstein
    so keep smiling!

  3. FOR SURE this 3rdeyegirl is a girl….. , i Wonder about her 3rd eye…..??? Lord Oh Lord some people………LOL L4L L4Prince . Thank U for letting us know.

  4. lol EPICfake3rdEyeGirlFAIL

  5. In my Sweet Brown voice:

    3RDEYEGIRL!?!
    AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!!!!

  6. This bores me…Would u like some pancakes? How about some grapes?!lol I just don’t have time for this nonsense.

  7. ..the moment you know, you know, you know…

  8. LOL I am very much enjoying watching, listening and reading people’s coments. A bit of fun for the start of the year is good medicine for the soul :)

    Happy New Year DR F, take good care of yourself and thanks for my 1st laugh of the day x
    LMAO @ For the fake “3rd Eye Girl” who sent me that photo of them, your mom would be ashamed of you. Also, you might want to get that mole looked at. Might be cancerous.

  9. I’m not worried about any of it. As long as new and cool and unreleased Prince music gets release on 3rdeyegirl, I could care less who it is. If it’s Prince, thank you, man for stepping up and embracing social media, and if it isn’t thank you as well for bringing cool music to light. The remix of Rock and Roll Love Affair blows the single version away.

  10. Dr Funk,

    We know you are 3rdeyegirl. There are no photos of P on vacation. You got given the “green light” by Prince to try and create a “viral online campaign” and it failed. For whatever reason Prince decided to have the music pulled and now you’re backtracking to try and save your reputation as you endorsed 3rdeyegirl as did all the other NPG members.

    We’re all sick of having our intelligence insulted. If Prince wants our money he knows what to do. Release the music in multiple formats (CD/vinyl/mp3/FLAC) whatever and people will pay for it. What was initially started was rather cute, now it’s just being farcical and insulting.

    Let the music speak for itself, we fans don’t need pre-fabricated social media drama to try and get us excited. The longer you keep fans waiting and spitting on them and insulting their intelligence the more the interest will wane to the point that only the ultrahardcore fans of the Prince community will be interested.

  11. I think this whole case has been negative for us Prince fans. I don’t think any more speculations on ‘who she is’ is serving any good. It’s obvious a disappointment to us that we where fooled to believe the account was from Prince himself. Whatever the case, I feel disappointed because finally I thought Prince where using social media to get in contact with his fans- only to be wrong. Please- case closed! I don’t want to hear any more about ‘ 3rd eye girl’!

  12. Serves you right to get silly emails. People/Prince fans have been played. Enough already. 3rdeyegirl is Prince endorsed. Friggin obvious. The c&d letter took it too far because it ruined the scenario and put people off. So did your story of an initial email with photos for sale of Prince on a beach ….. Zzzzzzz And check out da 3tittedgurl. Best response to this nonsense. ROFLMAO.

  13. Wow unbelievable! U too funny Doc! : )

  14. Ummmm………real 3rd Eye Girls R not a dime a dozen but there R some out there and the 3rd eye is not visible, but it does C everything. They don’t come looking 4 U, they don’t need 2. U know that because you have been N contact with them before. They don’t take from U, they give 2 U. It’s a shame, there will always B copycats. I’m sorry they try 2 waste your time.

  15. Why does that art picture look like the late talented Teena Marie to me????

  16. Im wondering about the 3 nipples

  17. This is all just a bad, bad, lame viral marketing attempt, like when they passed around emails on AOL promoting Emancipation during the summer of ’96.

  18. Bwahahaha! Doc, I am 3rd Eye Girl. I told you that already! NOT!

  19. Come on man. 3rdEyeGirl is Prince, or someone from his team. This is all a publicity stunt. Hannah Ford and Donna Grantis even posted those links, including Screw Driver, before the full clips were available. Why would Prince’s own band members, who spend time with him and rehearse with him, be fooled? You’re dealing with grown adults here. We don’t have time for stupid marketing ploys like this.

  20. Speaking of fake…

  21. The fact that ppl believe 3rd eye girl is actually Prince is the greatest parody of all!

  22. Given that Prince is a litigious celebrity with a penchance for abandoning recording projects/ websites and angering supporters , why wouldn’t crazies br attracted to him?

  23. Amusing that people haven’t figured out who the artist behind it is.lol

  24. Amazing that after all these years P still has this effect on “people”…

  25. LOL I’m dying laughing at that last one. What kind of nasty ol’ photo were you traumatized with? XD


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