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22Mar
2010
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Kim Kardashian Caught!

Kim Kardashian.
Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kim Kardashian was caught over the weekend in Miami.

I am sure some of you are like "what was she caught doing, doc?"  Well isn't it obvious?

Oh, so know Kim is checking out drfunkenberry.com on her blackberry funkbenberry don't you?

hehe.-Dr.FB

12Feb
2010
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How Can You Be My Valentine?

Be Mine.  Image Provided By Dave Parker

Be Mine. Image Provided By Dave Parker

Hello everyone.  Well, it's friday and it's Valentine's Weekend and if you do celebrate, I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day & Weekend. 

Last night, I had some trouble sleeping and decided to write something.  I would not call it a song yet, but wanted to share it with you all and hope you like it.

"How can you be mine when I am not even your valentine?

The 14th at the stroke of midnight will our lips be locked tight? 

I can't hide, the feelings I have for you inside.

My outer exterior shows a tough man, but what I feel for you, shows the softer side, perhaps that was your plan.

I keep checking my blackberry for your call, for some kind of sign, even when I am not your valentine. 

I wanted to dress you up in my style although D&G had nothing on that naked smile. 

In the past, love was so complex, but with you, it was easy as sending a text.

I can only wonder who gets to look into those eyes? who will be holding those thighs?

will our spirits find each other one day through all this cold? will my hands find yours to hold?  

The only thing I hear back is silence. I guess I should've studied chemistry instead of science. 

Tell me babe, how can you be mine when I am not even your valentine?"

Written by.....

Me

Ok I know it may come off as cheesy but it was at 3 in the morning.  Regardless, I hope you like it and I hope you have a great Valentine's Weekend.  If by some odd chance, you do not have a Valentine, take care of yourself this weekend.  Take that any way you want. 

Much Love.-Dr.FB

27May
2009
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Jennifer Lopez Has A Back-Up Plan

Jennifer Lopez Filming New Movie.  Photo: INFdaily.com
Jennifer Lopez Filming New Movie.  Photo: INFdaily.com

Jennifer Lopez Filming New Movie. Photo: INFdaily.com

Jennifer Lopez has a back-up plan.  No, we don't mean she found someone if Marc Anthony f's up again.  The "Back-Up Plan" is the new movie she is filming.

While taking a break from filming, we can only imagine she was checking out drfunkenberry.com on her funkenberry blackberry.  She still looks smoking even when she is dressed down. We also hear new music from Jennifer is due soon.  Waiting impatiently I must say.-Dr.FB

30Apr
2009
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Lady Gaga Looking Somewhat Normal

Lady Gaga Leaving Heathrow.  Photo: Flynetonline.com
Lady Gaga Leaving Heathrow.  Photo: Flynetonline.com

Lady Gaga Leaving Heathrow. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Lady Gaga was looking quite the lady as she left Heathrow airport on Tuesday.

Wonder if she was checking funkenberry out on her blackberry?  Hmm.-Dr.FB

8Apr
2009
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Jennifer Aniston Gets Suffocated

Jennifer Aniston Photo: INFDaily.com
Jennifer Aniston Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Aniston Photo: INFDaily.com

Jennifer Aniston was out and about last night when all of a sudden her scarf tried to suffocate her.

Why? She was trying to check drfunkenberry on her blackberry to see if John Mayer has twittered about her recently.

Sad to say no Jen, but at least next time, you will see this story about you.-Dr.FB

30Mar
2009
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Justin Timberlake Can Walk And Check Out His Funkenberry At The Same Time

Justin Timberlake Checking out Docfb.com? Photo: Flynetonline.com
Justin Timberlake Checking out Docfb.com? Photo: Flynetonline.com

Justin Timberlake Checking out Docfb.com? Photo: Flynetonline.com

Was Justin Timberlake checking out the engagement rumors?
Justin has came out and said he is not engaged. Yes, Jessica Beil is hot and even hotter when she actually smiles, but Justin likes the freedom he has of being in a relationship without the ring.
who knows? Marriage may take away too much time for him to be on Saturday Night Live.-Dr.FB