Kim Kardashian was caught over the weekend in Miami.
I am sure some of you are like "what was she caught doing, doc?" Well isn't it obvious?
Oh, so know Kim is checking out drfunkenberry.com on her blackberry funkbenberry don't you?
Hello everyone. Well, it's friday and it's Valentine's Weekend and if you do celebrate, I hope you have a wonderful Valentine's Day & Weekend.
Last night, I had some trouble sleeping and decided to write something. I would not call it a song yet, but wanted to share it with you all and hope you like it.
"How can you be mine when I am not even your valentine?
The 14th at the stroke of midnight will our lips be locked tight?
I can't hide, the feelings I have for you inside.
My outer exterior shows a tough man, but what I feel for you, shows the softer side, perhaps that was your plan.
I keep checking my blackberry for your call, for some kind of sign, even when I am not your valentine.
I wanted to dress you up in my style although D&G had nothing on that naked smile.
In the past, love was so complex, but with you, it was easy as sending a text.
I can only wonder who gets to look into those eyes? who will be holding those thighs?
will our spirits find each other one day through all this cold? will my hands find yours to hold?
The only thing I hear back is silence. I guess I should've studied chemistry instead of science.
Tell me babe, how can you be mine when I am not even your valentine?"
Ok I know it may come off as cheesy but it was at 3 in the morning. Regardless, I hope you like it and I hope you have a great Valentine's Weekend. If by some odd chance, you do not have a Valentine, take care of yourself this weekend. Take that any way you want.
Jennifer Lopez has a back-up plan. No, we don't mean she found someone if Marc Anthony f's up again. The "Back-Up Plan" is the new movie she is filming.
While taking a break from filming, we can only imagine she was checking out drfunkenberry.com on her funkenberry blackberry. She still looks smoking even when she is dressed down. We also hear new music from Jennifer is due soon. Waiting impatiently I must say.-Dr.FB
Lady Gaga was looking quite the lady as she left Heathrow airport on Tuesday.
Wonder if she was checking funkenberry out on her blackberry? Hmm.-Dr.FB
Jennifer Aniston was out and about last night when all of a sudden her scarf tried to suffocate her.
Why? She was trying to check drfunkenberry on her blackberry to see if John Mayer has twittered about her recently.
Sad to say no Jen, but at least next time, you will see this story about you.-Dr.FB
Was Justin Timberlake checking out the engagement rumors?
Justin has came out and said he is not engaged. Yes, Jessica Beil is hot and even hotter when she actually smiles, but Justin likes the freedom he has of being in a relationship without the ring.
who knows? Marriage may take away too much time for him to be on Saturday Night Live.-Dr.FB