Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Perez. Perez. Perez.  When are you going to shut your pie-hole?

Megan Fox did an interview recently where she stated she only had 2 sexual partners; her child-hood sweetheart and and her long-time boyfriend and friend of the site Brian Austin Green.

She stated: “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

Perez then called her a whore and said she is not including all the rub and tugs she did to get film roles.  GTFOOHWTBS!

Perez, where is your proof buddy?  It is that kind of stupidity where if a woman is raped and she was dressing provocatively, you would say she was wanting it, right?   Fail Perez! 

I don’t care of she had trouble on sets of movies and said crap about directors.  That is unprofessional of her but YOU, cross the line you dumb motard!  (Just so because I have a feeling you don’t know what a motard is Perez, it’s someone who is more than retarded.)

I would say let’s meet up at The Grove and have it out but your all talk no action self would try to sue me and bitch down. 

Man, Sam Rubin was right. Pull those panties out of your behind and stop being a talentless jackass.  You look like a poor man’s Buster Poindexter. 

Don’t ever call a woman a slut because she said she only had 2 lovers.  Who gives a crap if she had 2 or 20.  Who are you? 

Also, instead of talking crap about ME to assistants, why don’t you contact me yourself?  You know how.  Perez, you know I will lay the verbal smack-down on you so bad it would be like I am Chris Brown and you are Rihanna. 

They just got tired of your demands and calling their clients sluts and understand there is no future in your funk.-Dr.FB

P.S. To Sam Rubin, anytime KTLA wants me on, I’ll be there.

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still together, even after the cameras caught them, Megan went the other way.

Does her being with him affect her draw of males to her movies? Nope. Now, if she was a brand spanking new actress or singer, I would say yes. I don’t think any guy says “oh, I am not going to see the new Megan Fox movie because she is dating BAG. I am not going to see it because it sucks.”

See, that sounds more likely. Am I wrong? Just check out Jennifer’s Body, which was D.O.A. at the box office. Sorry Diabo Cody, but it was.-Dr.FB

Here is the only watchable clip of this Saturday Night Live. So what if a girl said f*** instead of frick? It was still hellalame. We learned that Megan Fox can look pretty and act but it still sucked.

I also like this clip because I am always glad when Brian Austin Green gets work. Did you watch Saturday Night Live? What did you think?-Dr.FB

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Great. Not only is Megan Fox a hot one, she is crazy too. You know what means then; she must be amazing in bed!

In the new Rolling Stone magazine, she threatens to kill boyfriend Brian Austin Green all the time when they argue.  She says she was a cutter but wasn’t really a cutter. Let’s see, you cut you wrist on the regular, Megan, you silly girl, you are a cutter.

Just to lure you in, she claims to be really insecure and if you remember her comments on the Golden Globe Red Carpet that she isn’t pretty and feels like Alan Alda in drag. Wow. That would be one ugly tranny. Not like soup at all. She claims to be bi-sexual. Not buying it yet, regardless of her making out with a girl in her latest movie, Jennifer’s Body.

Classic quote though?  “Men are afraid of Vaginas.” Um, Megan, spend a night with me. Trust me. I may be afraid of a camera, but I am NOT afraid of your vagina. Lady Gaga’s? Just a little bit.-Dr.FB

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo:RollingStone.com

Here is the trailer for the new season of Smallville as Clark Kent becomes one step closer from being a Superboy to a Superman. Hard to believe this is a TV show when some of the special effects and stuff they use. Is that Brian Austin Green? Yes it is.

What do you think of the trailer?-Dr.FB

Megan Fox & Brian Ausitn Green On August 4th. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

So where was Megan Fox on August 4th, during the so-called “Fox Out” ban on her? Hooking up again with Brian Austin Green it seems.

She arrived back in Los Angeles with boyfriend, yes boyfriend, Brian Austin Green coming back from who knows where.

Megan Fox was recently quoted saying;

“When you think about it, we actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who’s not their partner. It’s really kind of gross.”

It’s called acting sweety. Suck it up and get used to it or take those roles where you aren’t hooking up with anyone else than your lover. You know, the ones that end up on a woman’s channel. Suck. It. Up.-Dr.FB

Megan Fox In We Ho Shopping. Photo: Limelightpics.com

Megan Fox, wearing her weekend best, went shopping in West Hollywood over the weekend.

Megan, either dressed for comfort or to fool the paps, was caught shopping at a trendy West Hollywood boutique. I don’t know where she shopped before but I am glad she got the new fedora hat. That other one was so ugly, it made Spencer Bratt Pratt look good.

We heard she ended up at long-time boyfriend Brian Austin Green’s home in the Hollywood Hills. 

I saw the trailer of her new movie finally, and I thought this would be more interesting then another preview of it. That movie is going to take a PHD when it finally gets released.-Dr.FB

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Together July 1st. Photo: LimelightPics.com

During promotion of “Transformers 2″, Megan Fox was telling journalists that she was single.  As promotion was winding down, she was being seen again with longtime boyfriend and ex-fiance Brian Austin Green although trying to hide from the cameras.

Now that promotion is finally done, Brian and Megan can be seen in public without having to hide for cover.  Perhaps the deception that she is single leads to people thinking they have a chance with her and going to see the movie thinking she is single. 

With the movie grossing $400 million world-wide last weekend, I guess the strategy worked now, didn’t it?-Dr.FB

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Out Again. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green made themselves public again while grabbing some coffee in Santa Monica yesterday.

This photo is brought to by product placement coffee gian Coffee Bean.  Free advertising.  Ain’t it grand?-Dr.FB

Brian Austin Green . Photo: Bauergriffen.com

How do you recover from one show being cancelled, Terminator, and one of the hottest woman on the planet,  Megan Fox, breaking up with you?  1st, you get a new job.

Brian Austin Green will be in the upcoming season of Smallville playing villian Metallo. BAG will make it at least for the first two episodes.  We wonder who he will be dating by then.-Dr.FB