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14Sep
2011
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L.A. Ink: Megan Fox & Husband To Remove Tattoos

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

A couple that removes tattoos together....stays together? Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are going to be removing ink from their body.

Megan Fox, who is 25, will be getting her Marilyn Monroe tats removed. Brian, who is 38, will be removing some tats as well but it was not specified which ones.

Megan had this to say to Access Hollywood about why she is getting the Marilyn one removed;

2Jul
2010
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What’s Up Doc “Is That A Dude Or A Lady?” Edition

This week in celebrity news with DrFunkenberry.com including Lady Gaga, Megan Fox, the Lakers, Adam Lambert, Kris Allen, Wonder Woman, Prince, Twilight Eclipse, and so much more.

Check it out above and have a great 4th of July weekend!-Dr.FB

29Jun
2010
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Megan Fox Marries BAG! Teen Boys Have Moment Of Silence

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

It just proves if you stick around ling enough, she will marry you.

Megan Fox married Brian Austin Green (BAG) late last week in Hawaii.  The couple have been dating since 2004 and have been engaged a few times but the most recent engagement 2 weeks ago was the one that sealed the deal.

As we reported, BAG asked Megan to marry her.  This took place in Hawaii as well.  Megan's career has not been too hot lately but BAG has stuck by her.

BAG's bevy of women include Tiffani Amber-Thiessan, and Vanessa Marcel, whom he has an 8 year old kid with.  We always said he must be laying some serious pipe. 

This is the first marriage for both and I am hoping these 2 crazy kids make it last.  Odds and teenage boys are against that happening though.-Dr.FB

16Jun
2010
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Megan Fox Is Engaged Again But Loses Ring

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green it seems are giving it another go.   It is being reported that Brian proposed again to Megan earlier this month and she has accepted. 

He proposed in Hawaii but sometime during the trip, she lost the ring in the sand.  Security spent hours looking for it but did not find it. 

The couple have been engaged twice before but the engagement has been broken off with the couple still remaining together.-Dr.FB

7Apr
2010
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Video~Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Take On Education Cuts

Megan Fox is "Hot For Teacher" with Brian Austin Green and it is time to say no!

No to budget cuts when it comes to schools.  Please go to saynotocuts.com to see what you can do to make a change. 

Show the "Governator" that cutting budgets at schools is NOT the answer.-Dr.FB

4Mar
2010
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Not Cool! Perez Hilton Calls Megan Fox A Slut!

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Perez. Perez. Perez.  When are you going to shut your pie-hole?

Megan Fox did an interview recently where she stated she only had 2 sexual partners; her child-hood sweetheart and and her long-time boyfriend and friend of the site Brian Austin Green.

She stated: “I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”

Perez then called her a whore and said she is not including all the rub and tugs she did to get film roles.  GTFOOHWTBS!

Perez, where is your proof buddy?  It is that kind of stupidity where if a woman is raped and she was dressing provocatively, you would say she was wanting it, right?   Fail Perez! 

I don't care of she had trouble on sets of movies and said crap about directors.  That is unprofessional of her but YOU, cross the line you dumb motard!  (Just so because I have a feeling you don't know what a motard is Perez, it's someone who is more than retarded.)

I would say let's meet up at The Grove and have it out but your all talk no action self would try to sue me and bitch down. 

Man, Sam Rubin was right. Pull those panties out of your behind and stop being a talentless jackass.  You look like a poor man's Buster Poindexter. 

Don't ever call a woman a slut because she said she only had 2 lovers.  Who gives a crap if she had 2 or 20.  Who are you? 

Also, instead of talking crap about ME to assistants, why don't you contact me yourself?  You know how.  Perez, you know I will lay the verbal smack-down on you so bad it would be like I am Chris Brown and you are Rihanna. 

They just got tired of your demands and calling their clients sluts and understand there is no future in your funk.-Dr.FB

P.S. To Sam Rubin, anytime KTLA wants me on, I'll be there.

13Oct
2009
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Still Going Strong….

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com
 Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green. Photo: Flynetonline.com

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are still together, even after the cameras caught them, Megan went the other way.

Does her being with him affect her draw of males to her movies? Nope. Now, if she was a brand spanking new actress or singer, I would say yes. I don't think any guy says "oh, I am not going to see the new Megan Fox movie because she is dating BAG. I am not going to see it because it sucks."

See, that sounds more likely. Am I wrong? Just check out Jennifer's Body, which was D.O.A. at the box office. Sorry Diabo Cody, but it was.-Dr.FB

28Sep
2009
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Video: Saturday Night Live’s Megan’s Roommate

Here is the only watchable clip of this Saturday Night Live. So what if a girl said f*** instead of frick? It was still hellalame. We learned that Megan Fox can look pretty and act but it still sucked.

I also like this clip because I am always glad when Brian Austin Green gets work. Did you watch Saturday Night Live? What did you think?-Dr.FB

17Sep
2009
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Megan Really Is Crazy Like A Fox

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com
Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo: RollingStone.com

Great. Not only is Megan Fox a hot one, she is crazy too. You know what means then; she must be amazing in bed!

In the new Rolling Stone magazine, she threatens to kill boyfriend Brian Austin Green all the time when they argue.  She says she was a cutter but wasn't really a cutter. Let's see, you cut you wrist on the regular, Megan, you silly girl, you are a cutter.

Just to lure you in, she claims to be really insecure and if you remember her comments on the Golden Globe Red Carpet that she isn't pretty and feels like Alan Alda in drag. Wow. That would be one ugly tranny. Not like soup at all. She claims to be bi-sexual. Not buying it yet, regardless of her making out with a girl in her latest movie, Jennifer's Body.

Classic quote though?  "Men are afraid of Vaginas." Um, Megan, spend a night with me. Trust me. I may be afraid of a camera, but I am NOT afraid of your vagina. Lady Gaga's? Just a little bit.-Dr.FB

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo:RollingStone.com

Megan Fox In Rolling Stone. Photo:RollingStone.com