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26Apr
2011
3

Mayte Garcia Gives Us That Cherry Boom Boom!

Mayte
Mayte

Mayte

So Prince has worked with many beautiful and talented women.  Mayte Garcia is one of those beautifuly talented women and she is taking part of a burlesque show here in Los Angeles this week.

It is part of Cherry Boom Boom 2011, which we are told is like a rock n roll a GoGo burlesque show coreghraghed by Lindsley Allen.

Mayte is the featured guest star and we are told some girls part of the "Erotic City" dancers from the Glam Slam days, a club that Prince owned in Los Angeles back in the 90's. 

Mayte let us know that she will be doing a couple of songs and will be performing a song "Ain't No Place Like U" a song she co-wrote with Prince.

The 3 night sting begins tonight April 26th, and continues tomorrow April 27th, and ends April 28th.

If you would like to attend, go HERE! 

It is at Kings Kings in the heart of Hollywood.

We are looking forward to attending...and seeing Mayte in fishnets doesn't hurt.  Maybe, just maybe we will have some footage for you shortly.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Still One Of The Most Beautiful Women In The World

7Aug
2009
5

Dita Von Teese & Mayte Turn It Out @ Avalon

Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry
Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

Dita Von Teese July 2009. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

So it seems we were not the only ones having trouble getting photos of Dita Von Teese & Mayte Garcia performing a couple of weeks ago.. The photo above of Dita is the only one I took before some security dude told me to chill on taking photos or else. Guess my pink wristband was for access but not photo press for this burlesque and belly dance show.

Dita Von Teese tore it up with a musical number to start off the show and ended up with her in a bathtub. She has great bodily dimensions but every time I think about Marilyn Manson, I lose interest.

Mayte Garcia At Dita Event.  Photo: WireImage.com

Mayte Garcia At Dita Event. Photo: WireImage.com

Mayte was on second and got a pretty good reception from the crowd before she started her routine. Straight up, Mayte is hot like soup! She was shaking and barefoot no less obviously. Girl got abs of steel.

Another girl performed along with 2 more Dita performances but I chilled back in the VIP area where I got into a little bit of trouble. No need to get into it though.

While leaving, I was followed out right behind Perez Hilton & his "date" Jewel.  Too funny.  The future followed behind the present and soon to be the past. Jewel has been all up in Perez's butt as of late. She has to realize she will never have the success of Katy Perry or Lady Gaga so stop trying so hard to be his friend. Desperate baby. 

Back on point, had a great time with Dita & Mayte and it did turn into the ex-wives and girlfriend's club of Prince in the VIP section with Mayte (Wife #1), Manuela Testolini (Wife #2) with Eric Benet, and Carmen Electra (Go-Go Dancer #1) were all there.  Who would have thought? Purple craziness.-Dr.FB

(P.S. We got some photos of Mayte's performance and will be posting them very soon today!)

20Jul
2009
5

Mayte Garcia Talks About Performance This Week

Mayte Dancing Feb. 8th, 2008.  Photo By: Gary Stevens
Mayte Dancing Feb. 8th, 2008.  Photo By: Gary Stevens

Mayte Dancing. Photo By: Gary Stevens

As we told you before, friend of the site, Mayte Garcia is dancing as part of Dita Von Teese's show this Wednesday at the Avalon/Bardot club in Hollywood.

I asked if she had anything she wanted to share with me and all of you about the show and what she has been up to.  She did and to sum it up, she is excited!

" I am very excited. I am performing solo and it will be a sword dance with a cool drum solo. It will be very informal but fun. I am excited because it is going to be great!"

She also wanted to add that she has a DVD coming out and it will be titled "The Elements of Belly Dance By Mayte" and we should have a shot of the DVD to share you with you very soon.

Mayte has been doing a few shows as of late, "Army Housewives" and "Dance Your A@@ Off" which airs on Oxygen Monday nights.

I want to thank Mayte for her time and can't wait to see your performance and Dita's on Wednesday. We are excited for the performance and for  you as well Mayte.-Dr.FB

Mayte Performing  Feb. 2008. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

Mayte Performing. Photo Taken By Dr.Funkenberry

20Jul
2009
0

Dita Von Teese & Special Guests Set To Perform In L.A. This Week

Dita Von Teese Set To Perform At The Avalon This Week.  File Photo
Dita Von Teese Set To Perform At The Avalon This Week.  File Photo

Dita Von Teese Set To Perform At The Avalon This Week. File Photo

Dita Von Teese will be doing a burlesque show sponsored by Cointreau Noir at the Avalon in Hollywood July 22nd.

Dita Twittered that she will be performing at the top of the show, the middle of the show and will debut her bigger and better champagne glass act to close out the show, which is titled "Be Cointreauversial" and it is said to be HOT!

One of the special guests dancers at the event that we can tell you is friend of the site, Mayte Garcia!  We have been in contact with Mayte regarding this event and a few other things we are going to throw on you later today.

So if you want to see Dita's burlesque show and Mayte dance, you can get your tickets right here

It should be really fun.-Dr.FB

Dita Von Teese Won't be Wearing Much More This Week.  File Photo

Dita Von Teese Won't be Wearing Much More This Week. File Photo

13Jul
2009
2

Carmen Electra Heats Up The Las Vegas Strip Topless

Carmen Electra Photo: GettyImages.com
Carmen Electra Is Going To Give You A Show.  Photo: GettyImages.com

Carmen Electra Is Going To Give You A Show. Photo: GettyImages.com

Carmen Electra has been performing at the MGM Grand in Vegas recently. It has been a hot burlesque show that features Carmen topless.

The Crazy Horse Paris show has been making me wish I am in Vegas soon as the former Prince protege has been shaking all that she's got and still looking hot at 37.

My Carmen, You Have Such A Big....Cross.  Photo: GettyImages.com

My Carmen, You Have Such A Big....Cross. Photo: GettyImages.com

The woman is still hot, real and fake body parts alike.  I am sure you would like to see the uncensored photos right? Well, what kind of person would I be not to provide that?  To see the photos, go HERE.  Just disregard the story with it as just about everything on her is wrong information.

Enjoy Carmen. You know I am.-Dr.FB