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30Aug
2012
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Wil.I.Am. Gets Into Car Accident With Former X Factor Host

Wil.I.Am was in a car accident with former X Factor host Cheryl Cole after a late night recording studio session.

Wil hit a parked car with his Cadillac. A parked car. Hmm.

The Black Eyed Peas singer was treated for a bloody nose and whiplash at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. Cheryl was treated on scene and was not taken to the hospital.

The duo were reportedly recording together and on their way home when Wil hit the parked car.-DocFB

Diagnosis: "I Got A Feeling" that there is more to this story than we think. Man, that parked car came out of nowhere!

1Aug
2012
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Alicia Keys & Swizz Beats Get Into Car Accident On 2 Year Anniversary

Alicia Keys & Swizz Beats. Alicia Keys & Swizz Beats. Alicia Keys & Swizz Beats.

It has been two years since soul singer Alicia Keys & producer Swizz Beats have been married. They celebrated with gifts...and one unfortunate car accident.

Both Alicia and Swizz are ok. His car, $200,000 Morgan Aero Coupe left with a messed up fender.

The couple are enjoying their anniversary and have been posting photos while celebrating. Check out the photos posted by our friends at Globalgrind.com.

Congrats to Alicia and Swizz and let the only other type of fender bending be in the bedroom.-DocFB

 

30Aug
2011
5

Justin Bieber Was Racing His Ferrari Before Accident

OG Everlast. Photo: Twitter.com/OGEverlast
OG Everlast. Photo: Twitter.com/OGEverlast

OG Everlast. Photo: Twitter.com/OGEverlast

It appears that Justin Bieber was racing former "House Of Pain" member Everlast down Ventura Boulevard before his accident in Studio City.  We were tipped to Everlast's Tweet.

Everlast Tweeted: I just raced @justinbieber down Ventura in his Ferrari I won but a fedex truck got in his way ... Seemed like a down to earth kid

Everlast pointed out later that he was in an audi.

As we reported earlier, Justin Bieber was involved in a car accident in his Ferrari earlier today.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Guess An Audi Is Faster Than A Ferrari?

9Sep
2010
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Tom Brady Involved In Car Accident

Tom Brady File Photo
Tom Brady File Photo

Tom Brady File Photo

Earlier this morning, New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady was involved in a car accident.

He walked away unhurt and has reported to the Patriots training facility in Foxboro.  The "jaws of life" were used to get his passenger out of the car.

Tom was in the right as the light was green for him but not for the van that hit him.

We are happy that Tom is all right.  Brady has been in the news recently for contract talks of a 4 year extension with the Patriots for about $60 million dollars.  Hope he tips well.  Ahem.-Dr.FB

5Dec
2009
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Tom Brokaw Involved In Car Accident

Tom Brokaw File Auto.
Tom Brokaw File Auto.

Tom Brokaw File Auto.

Tom Brokaw was involved in a car accident yesterday.  The newsman and his wife were safe but the other driver, Suejaes Estrada was ejected from her car and fell 40 feet to her death.

No charges have been filed for Estrada's death, who was out to get her boyfriend a gift.-Dr.FB

1Dec
2009
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Wanda Sykes On The Tiger Woods Car Accident

Wanda Sykes has her take on the Tiger Woods "car accident" and it sounds quite convincing to us.

"I guess the Black in him bought the Cadillac and the Asian in him crashed the car."

Highlarious! Check it out.-Dr.FB

29Nov
2009
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Tiger Woods Releases Statement On Car Accident

Tiger Woods. File Photo
Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods released a statement today sayign it was just a car accident and everything else is rumor and he is asking for privacy for him and his family.  I have one thing to say; If it is just rumor, why won't he talk with the police?

Here is the statement made; 

"As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I'm pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it's obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I'm human and I'm not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn't happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be."

I am all for privacy but sometimes as a public figure in situations where domestic violence may have happened, and you are not talking with police, you are most likely NOT going to get it.-Dr.FB

28Nov
2009
5

Tiger Woods Injuries Brought On By Wife

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo
Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods refuses to talk to police in Florida over his wounds which he says were from a car accident but appear to be from when his wife Tiger Elin Nordegren attacked him. 

Here is what we know;

Tiger & Elin got into a fight early Friday morning and Tiger was trying to leave the scene in his Escalade, Elin chased after him with a 9 iron or a golf club.  Tiger did not know that Elin was chasing her and when she started hitting his Escalade, he became distracted and hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. 

Tiger was driving at a speed of less than 35 MPH, so his airbags did not deploy.  A neighbor called 911, which we cannot confirm, but the 911 call will be released tomorrow.  Tiger appeared disoriented after the fight and accident but is actually blaming it on some pain-killers he has been taking. 

The fight started over rumors that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a woman named Rachel Uchitel. The National Enquirer printed that story this week.  Rachel has since hired big time lawyer Gloria Alred to sue the National Enquirer and says that she never had an affair with Tiger Woods.  Rachel has been linked to married and unmarried stars in the past.  Her story so far has a lot more holes than a golf course for sure.

Tiger has been able to avoid police questioning twice because he does not want his wife to get arrested for domestic abuse, and also for them not to see his wounds because they will see it is not really from an accident.

We wonder how much of a shot this has taken to Tiger's squeaky clean image.-Dr.FB

27Nov
2009
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Tiger Woods Update: Agent Says He Is OK

The agent for Tiger Woods says the golf superstar is