Tom Brokaw Involved In Car Accident

Posted in Celebrity News, News on December 5th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Tom Brokaw File Auto.

Tom Brokaw File Auto.

Tom Brokaw was involved in a car accident yesterday.  The newsman and his wife were safe but the other driver, Suejaes Estrada was ejected from her car and fell 40 feet to her death.

No charges have been filed for Estrada’s death, who was out to get her boyfriend a gift.-Dr.FB

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Wanda Sykes On The Tiger Woods Car Accident

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on December 1st, 2009 by drfunkenberry

Wanda Sykes has her take on the Tiger Woods “car accident” and it sounds quite convincing to us.

“I guess the Black in him bought the Cadillac and the Asian in him crashed the car.”

Highlarious! Check it out.-Dr.FB

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Tiger Woods Releases Statement On Car Accident

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on November 29th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods. File Photo

Tiger Woods released a statement today sayign it was just a car accident and everything else is rumor and he is asking for privacy for him and his family.  I have one thing to say; If it is just rumor, why won’t he talk with the police?

Here is the statement made; 

“As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.

This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.

This is a private matter and I want to keep it that way. Although I understand there is curiosity, the many false, unfounded and malicious rumors that are currently circulating about my family and me are irresponsible.

The only person responsible for the accident is me. My wife, Elin, acted courageously when she saw I was hurt and in trouble. She was the first person to help me. Any other assertion is absolutely false.

This incident has been stressful and very difficult for Elin, our family and me. I appreciate all the concern and well wishes that we have received. But, I would also ask for some understanding that my family and I deserve some privacy no matter how intrusive some people can be.”

I am all for privacy but sometimes as a public figure in situations where domestic violence may have happened, and you are not talking with police, you are most likely NOT going to get it.-Dr.FB

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Tiger Woods Injuries Brought On By Wife

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on November 28th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren. File Photo

Tiger Woods refuses to talk to police in Florida over his wounds which he says were from a car accident but appear to be from when his wife Tiger Elin Nordegren attacked him. 

Here is what we know;

Tiger & Elin got into a fight early Friday morning and Tiger was trying to leave the scene in his Escalade, Elin chased after him with a 9 iron or a golf club.  Tiger did not know that Elin was chasing her and when she started hitting his Escalade, he became distracted and hit a fire hydrant and then a tree. 

Tiger was driving at a speed of less than 35 MPH, so his airbags did not deploy.  A neighbor called 911, which we cannot confirm, but the 911 call will be released tomorrow.  Tiger appeared disoriented after the fight and accident but is actually blaming it on some pain-killers he has been taking. 

The fight started over rumors that Tiger Woods is having an affair with a woman named Rachel Uchitel. The National Enquirer printed that story this week.  Rachel has since hired big time lawyer Gloria Alred to sue the National Enquirer and says that she never had an affair with Tiger Woods.  Rachel has been linked to married and unmarried stars in the past.  Her story so far has a lot more holes than a golf course for sure.

Tiger has been able to avoid police questioning twice because he does not want his wife to get arrested for domestic abuse, and also for them not to see his wounds because they will see it is not really from an accident.

We wonder how much of a shot this has taken to Tiger’s squeaky clean image.-Dr.FB

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Tiger Woods Update: Agent Says He Is OK

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on November 27th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

The agent for Tiger Woods says the golf superstar is Read more »

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Breaking: Tiger Woods Seriously Injured In Car Accident

Posted in Celebrity News, Entertainment, Sports on November 27th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

ORLANDO, Fla. — Tiger Woods has been seriously injured in a car wreck Read more »

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George Michael Gets Into Car Accident

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on August 15th, 2009 by drfunkenberry
George Michael Performing Live. File Photo

George Michael Performing Live. File Photo

George Michael just needs to tour for the rest of his life. Why? Because I would enjoy it and his a@@ would stay out of trouble!

George was involved in a bad car accident early Saturday morning in England.  He lost his license in 2007 and is still driving! He crashed his Land Rover into a 7-ton truck.

George was arrested on scene but let go later without being charged. Be careful George. You may not care about your well-being but we do!-Dr.FB

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Casey Aldridge Recovering After Auto Accident

Posted in Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Entertainment on April 27th, 2009 by drfunkenberry

 

Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge.  File Photo

Jamie Lynn Spears & Casey Aldridge. File Photo

Casey Aldridge is recovering from a car accident that happened early Sunday morning in Louisiana.

There were 5 people in the car and three flew from the car on impact.  Casey may have to have surgery to remove a blood clot by his brain. 

For those who are wondering who the heck Casey Aldridge is, he is the one who knocked up Britney Spears sister Jamie Lynn Spears.-Dr.FB

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