Drfunkenberry.com
29Aug
2011
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“Lost” Star Matthew Fox Detained By Police After Allegedly Beating Up Woman

Matthew Fox File Photo
Matthew Fox File Photo

Matthew Fox File Photo

"Lost" star Matthew Fox was detained by police over the weekend in Cleveland, Ohio for allegedly beating up a female bus driver.  The female bus driver, Heather Borman claims that Fox hit her in the chest and groin area.

It is being reported that Bormann was driving a private party bus for a private party when Fox tried to get on the bus and she told him to leave the bus.  Bormann says that Fox was too drunk to understand.

After Fox hit Bormann's crotch and breast, Borrman retaliated in self-defense, hitting Fox in the jaw where he started bleeding and tumbled backward.

Although Fox was detained by police, he was never formally arrested.  Borrman is meeting with prosecutors today and may press charges.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Party Of 5 To 10?

19Jul
2010
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LeBum James Runs Away To The Bahamas

LeBron James. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
LeBron James. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

LeBron James. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

The basketball player we formerly called Lebron James but is now known as LeBum James was spotted in the Bahamas. 

From the photo above, it still looks like he is running away from Cleveland to us.  Also, check out the tattoo he has; "Loyalty" and that is quite the joke.

He was there with his girlfriend Savannah Brinson, who we did not show on purpose.  Just because she has bad judgement in men does not mean we should badger her as well. 

In other news, we hear Lebum is about to buy a $50 million dollar pad in Coral Gables, Fl.  So to the underage kid in Florida sending us murder threats, Lebum is doing just fine with me talking about him so chill out and use the school computer for actual schoolwork. Ha!-Dr.FB

12Jul
2010
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John Mayer’s Decision: He Will Play For Cleveland

John Mayer has made a decision; he will play for Cleveland....and Miami...and New York.  He is announcing his tour line up but it still hella funny...and still a whole lot classier than Lebron Lebum James's decision last week.

Check it out above..and pay attention to his scoring highlight.-Dr.FB