LeBum James Runs Away To The Bahamas

LeBron James. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

LeBron James. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

The basketball player we formerly called Lebron James but is now known as LeBum James was spotted in the Bahamas. 

From the photo above, it still looks like he is running away from Cleveland to us.  Also, check out the tattoo he has; “Loyalty” and that is quite the joke.

He was there with his girlfriend Savannah Brinson, who we did not show on purpose.  Just because she has bad judgement in men does not mean we should badger her as well. 

In other news, we hear Lebum is about to buy a $50 million dollar pad in Coral Gables, Fl.  So to the underage kid in Florida sending us murder threats, Lebum is doing just fine with me talking about him so chill out and use the school computer for actual schoolwork. Ha!-Dr.FB



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  • Laura
    Posted at 11:54h, 19 July

    So LeBron is a bum because he decided to change jobs just like millions of people do all the time.
    Remember dude was not a slave on a plantation his contract ended and he moved on. He does not have an obligation to stay with any team beyond his contract and teams have no problem sending players out to pasture when the team owners feel they are no longer useful.

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