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2Nov
2009
9

“This Is It” Is King Of The Box Office; Run Extended

Michael Jackson Rehearsal's June 26th 2009.  Photo: Kevin Mazur/Gettyimages.com
Michael Jackson Rehearsal's June 26th 2009.  Photo: Kevin Mazur/Gettyimages.com

Michael Jackson Rehearsal's June 26th 2009. Photo: Kevin Mazur/Gettyimages.com

Michael Jackson's "This Is It" movie was the number 1 movie over the weekend. It grossed $21 million while Paranormal Activity grossed $16 million.

Who didn't see this coming?  The movie will now be in theatres not 2 weeks, liek they said it would, but will be there til Thanksgiving weekend.  You all knew it was gonna happen and if you didn't, y'all are suckers!

The movie gives something that Michael never achieved while alive but now has; a number one movie.  We will see what it can do next weekend, it's last weekend in theatres.

I saw the movie last week and was impressed. I never thought Michael would be so in tune with things. That's a fault on me so you call can be upset with me over it, but nonetheless, I was impressed.

I never saw Michael in concert before. I have however stood next to him before and have been in the same place as him several times, talked with Debbie Rowe for a minute and talked with Michael over the phone before about Madonna.

Did you all see it? What did you think?-Dr.FB

3Aug
2009
1

Jackson Family Estate Coverage

FINAL UPDATE FOR DAY:

Katherine Jackson withdrew her petition to be added as executor of the estate after Michael's will from 2002 was brought in.

AEG discussed a settlement of money for the footage they sold for $60 million of MJ rehearsing at Staples before his untimely passing.

Katherine Jackson gets custody of kids while Rebbie Jackson will take care of them on the day to day. See you next court date!

UPDATE: Dr. Kline tried to insinuate that he was the father of Michael Jackson's children. Judge made Dr. Kline step up in say what he was trying to say and he backed off saying he did not know if he was the father.

Yesh. The only dr you can trust is drfunkenberry. This is a circus for sure.

We will be covering the Estate. Keep checking back here for up to the minute updates and analysis.

Right now, we can tell you we are hearing from sources that Debbie Rowe will be attending the court battle with Katherine Jackson.

Also, Katherine will be fighting the executors of the estate. It is gonna get messy and ugly, kind of like your lovers face during the act of lovemaking. And I wouldn't have it any other way.-Dr.FB

15Jul
2009
2

Debbie Rowe Is NOT Taking Payout Over Kids

Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996.  Photo: Dailymail.co.uk
Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996.  Photo: Dailymail.co.uk

Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996. Photo: Dailymail.co.uk

Despite a report from the New York Post, (the New York Post people come on!) Debbie Rowe is NOT taking a $ 4 million dollar payout over the kids to let Katherine Jackson be their guardian.

I must admit, it seems the Debbie Rowe stories coming out, and there are a lot of them, all hit with quickness, and then within hours, there is a denial about it. Who is spreading the stories? Hmm.

Katherine Jackson and Debbie Rowe will have the first of many court dates over the custody of the children on July 20th.-Dr.FB

6Jul
2009
4

Video: Debbie Rowe Goes After Paparazzi


Here is video of Debbie Rowe going off on paparazzi when they get too close to her and touch her.  It is two different angles if you let it play. 

1st off, wow.  2nd, how did the heck did they find her in Lancaster, California of all places?  I mean she lives in Palmdale, so they must have been following her.  Yea, that's a job I want., following Debbie Rowe. 3rd, I apologize for the language but nothing I can do about her mouth.

Word on the street is she will be at the memorial tomorrow of her ex-husband Michael Jackson.-Dr.FB

UPDATE: Debbie Rowe will NOT be attending the funeral she announced to MSNBC. Her stories change quicker than they can be typed.

30Jun
2009
5

Report: Debbie Rowe Is NOT The Mother Of Michael Jackson’s Children

Seriously, this story is turning into a bad episode of Maury Povich.
TMZ is reporting that Debbie Rowe is not the mother of Michael Jacskon's first two children. It was done in vitro-outside the womb. So basically, Debbie Rowe's eggs were not used.

Sigh. So it all makes sense why Debbie this weekend said the kids were not Michael's and then denied it the next day: she found out that the hospital records were recovered showing she is not the biological mother.

Side note: the 3rd child, no information is available other than he was born in San Diego.

All this stuff is just sad sad sad. Please let Katherine Jackson get custody of these children.-Dr.FB

29Jun
2009
2

Debbie Rowe’s Comments Fake Or Damage Control

Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996.  Photo: Dailymail.co.uk
Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996.  Photo: Dailymail.co.uk

Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996. Photo: Dailymail.co.uk

So a lawyer for Debbie Rowe is saying that the comments that were made this weekend by Debbie Rowe was not really Debbie Rowe.

You know, the comments that Michael's kids were not really his kids.  Now saying it was completely made up.

What do I think?  Damage control.  Could she be trying to go after the kids?  I hope not.  Katherine Jackson has temporary guardianship of the children and it should stay that way.

At least those kids know who the hell Katherine is.-Dr.FB

29Jun
2009
25

No Shock. Debbie Rowe Says Michael Jackson’s Kids Aren’t His.

Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996.  Photo: Dailymail.co.uk
Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996.  Photo: Dailymail.co.uk

Debbie Rowe & Michael Jackson Circa 1996. Photo: Dailymail.co.uk

Debbie Rowe spoke over the weekend that Michael Jackson's kids are not his. She says it was a different sperm donor.

No crap.  I think we all know that those kids were not biologically his.  It does not change the fact that he was their father for the past 12 years, biological or not. 

I don't know why he felt the need to tell us they were his, but that is on him.  She says this while announcing she has no plans of taking the kids away from the Jackson family.

Listen, I am not trying to defend him here.  I just don't care and have a feeling most of you don't care either.  He raised them.  Who are we to play flippin' Maurey Povich over here?

How do you guys feel about this being discussed by Debbie Rowe?-Dr.FB