Jessica Simpson, Ken Paves, Mary Phillips. Photo: Jessica Simpson

The photo above was taken just hours before Mary Phillips was arrested at the Sunset Plaza shortly after 1:30  A.M.  She was not driving drunk but was acting drunk in public.  Nobody could get her a room at the Plaza?

Mary Phillips is Jessica’s make-up artist and was partying with Jess’s hairstylist Ken Paves along with Jessica as well.  Details are sketchy as to what happened and if Jessica Simpson wants to give her side of the story, that is what I will report.

P.S., a side note; doesn’t Jess look dirty hot in the photo above?  Sizzlin’ indeed.-Dr.FB

David Hasselhoff: SplashNewsOnline.com

David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after suffering a seizure Friday.  We are hearign reports it was brought on by being drunk and with David taking anti-seizure medication, it doesn’t mix.

His ex-wife has already seen him at the hospital and at the time of writing, he has not been released.

We hope he gets well soon but at the same time we hope he gets help soon.-Dr.FB

So was this blackmail or Daivd Hasselhoff being a “cool” dad?  David Hasselhoof took his 17 year old old daughter to a lingerie party at a sex shop last night.

 His daughter is the one who called 911 this weekend and said he was drunk and then taken to the hospital. He said it was for an ear infection, not alcohol poisoning, which it was first reported as. His daughter took video of him while drunk before eating a burger off the ground.

No word yet if she bought any lingerie or tried any on.  A daughter going to a lingerie party at a sex shop..with her dad?  Ewww? 

What do you think of that?-Dr.FB

David Hasselhoff File Photo

David Hasselhoof has fell off the wagon again and right next to eating a burger off the floor again. The America’s Got Talent star is in the hospital right now.

His 17 year old daughter, the one who filmed him drunk before and released it, made a call to 911 after discovering her father drunk in their Encino home.  It is being reported he is in the hospital for alcohol poisoning.

We wonder how Daivd is going to spin this one? All we care about is you getting help and not being drunk in front of your daughter, fool.-Dr.FB

Here is Las Vegas reporter Steve Ryan trying to give a report about Michael Jackson where a drunk keeps getting into his angle.  Pushing him out of the way doesn’t seem to work. So what does Steve Ryan do?

He raises his pimp hand to slap the drunk in the face.  Oh boy.  Check it out n let me know what you think. I think he should have slapped him harder.-Dr.FB

David Hasselhoff File Photo

David Hasselhoff had too much to drink Saturday night.  There are conflicting reports if he was taken to a hospital or not and how serious it was. 

Regardless, he was at home today and celebrating his Father’s 80th birthday.

He is blaming the story leak. on ex-wife  Pamela Bach.  We are told no hamburgers were hurt while he was drunk.-Dr.FB

Here is Macy Gray, obviously drunk off her butt leaving Bardot last night. They paps just keep interviewing her even while they see her drunk self get into drive her car.

Thankfully, she still had a friend who cared about her and forced her out of the drivers seat and drove her home. Not one camera person said a thing.-Dr.FB

Is Charles Smiling Now? File Photo

Sir Charles Barkley was arrested new years eve in Arizona for a DUI.  If only Charles was silent then as he was now, he might not be so much lighter in the pockets.

Charles started talking to the officers about a girl was around the corner that gives the best oral sex ever.  He went on and on about it, maybe thinking the cops would be cool about it, but they were not.  They arrested him and released him a little bit later.

There even appeared footage of a woman waiting around the corner, looking like either a hooker or street walker, or both. 

After the results came back that he was drunk and twice the legal limit of Arizona state law, TNT suspended Charles for several weeks.  T-Mobile waited a little while longer, but then let Charles go from his commercial deal.  Wonder what Dwayne Wade thinks.  Well, actually he has his hands full with an ex-wife and STD claims.  But that is another story.

So what did Charles teach us? If you get drunk and the officer says you have the right to remain silent, maybe you just should.-Dr.FB