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2Aug
2011
4

Samantha Ronson Arrested; Smirky Mug Shot Photo Released

Samantha Ronson Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Samantha Ronson Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Samantha Ronson was arrested yesterday for DUI outside Baker, California coming back from Las Vegas.  When getting booked and taking her mug shot, she just smirked.

Guess it is better than smiling or just standing there.  I don't know.  Hope I never get arrested and have to think about how I want to pose for my mug shot. 

She was only giving a field sobriety test and refused the breathalyzer test.  Her friends are saying that she has been acting weird lately.  Her brother, Mark Ronson, was the producer of Amy Winehouse's "Back To Black" CD and has called Amy his musical soul mate. 

We wonder if Samantha's problems may have been brought on by her and her brother's loss of the singer.  Samantha is also the ex-girlfriend of Lindsay Lohan. 

Regardless of the situation, we hope Sam is ok, smirk and all.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Should Have Given Us The Zohan Blue Steel Look

14Sep
2010
2

George Michael Is Headed To Jail For 8 Weeks

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP
George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael Photo: Kristie Wigglesworth/AP

George Michael has been sentenced to 8 weeks in jail for driving under the influence 4th of July weekend. 

One wonders how much jail time he would actually serve if George got in trouble here.  It sure would not be 8 weeks.

There is no word yet when he will have to report to jail.   Regardless, it really will be "A Different Corner" for George when he does serve his time.-Dr.FB

24Aug
2010
1

George Michael Pleads Guilty To Driving High

George Michael   Photo: TheDailymail.co

George Michael Photo: TheDailymail.co

George. George. George.  Sigh.

George Michael pleaded guilty today to driving while high on the 4th of July last month when he crashed into a building.

George's drivers license was suspended for at least 6 months and he could get jail time as he already has a conviction against him for driving high before.  This has nothing to do with him being arrested for a DUI earlier this month.

The sentencing will be on September 14th.  We are hoping that George can stay out of trouble til then and we hope he gets help.-Dr.FB

12Aug
2010
2

George Michael Gets Arrested For Pot Possession; DUI

George Michael File Photo

George Michael File Photo

Stop me if you heard this one before!

George Michael has been arrested for possession of pot and for driving under the influence. 

This comes a month after he drove his car into a photo store last month.

I worry about George!  Why do I have a feeling the guy has to be constantly touring or being constantly busy to not get into trouble?  A gifted singer and songwriter.   I mean why couldn't it be Ke$ha instead?  I kid.  I would not wish that on anyone.

Get some help George please.-Dr.FB

6Jul
2010
4

Lindsay Lohan Gets Jail Time!

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Gettyimages.com
Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Lindsay Lohan. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Lindsay Lohan was in court today and was sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days of rehab probation.

Lindsay sobbed she "did the best she could" but with a few dui's, a drug possession stop fumbled, and missed classes for alcohol abuse, the judge ruled that Lindsay must serve time.

Truth be told, if she can behave herself, Lindsay will most likely will serve 25 days in jail.

Her prison witch name will be Lindsay Slowhands. Check out her Oscar worthy courtroom performance in the video below. -Dr.FB

29Sep
2009
1

Mel Gibson With Beaver; Asks For DUI Charge To Dropped

Mel Gibson On Set Of New Movie.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Mel Gibson On Set Of New Movie.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mel Gibson On Set Of New Movie. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Mel Gibson is on set of his new movie, "The Beaver", which is being directed by and stars Jodie Foster. Mel will walk around in the movie wearing a beaver puppet on his hand. Interesting Mel took this role.

On another note, Mel Gibson will be asking for his DUI charge to be removed because he has successfully finished his 3 year probation.  TMZ has obtained the papers and reports Mel will be in court next week to have it dismissed.

Should his DUI be dismissed? Remember the racial tirade?-Dr.FB

18Jan
2009
0

After DUI Arrest & Releases, Charles Barkley Stays Silent

Is Charles Smiling Now?  File Photo
Is Charles Smiling Now?  File Photo

Is Charles Smiling Now? File Photo

Sir Charles Barkley was arrested new years eve in Arizona for a DUI.  If only Charles was silent then as he was now, he might not be so much lighter in the pockets.

Charles started talking to the officers about a girl was around the corner that gives the best oral sex ever.  He went on and on about it, maybe thinking the cops would be cool about it, but they were not.  They arrested him and released him a little bit later.

There even appeared footage of a woman waiting around the corner, looking like either a hooker or street walker, or both. 

After the results came back that he was drunk and twice the legal limit of Arizona state law, TNT suspended Charles for several weeks.  T-Mobile waited a little while longer, but then let Charles go from his commercial deal.  Wonder what Dwayne Wade thinks.  Well, actually he has his hands full with an ex-wife and STD claims.  But that is another story.

So what did Charles teach us? If you get drunk and the officer says you have the right to remain silent, maybe you just should.-Dr.FB