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1Sep
2009
3

Disney Waste No Time With New Marvel Character

Spider-Mouse By Stephen Wacker Via Twitter
Spider-Mouse By Stephen Wacker Via Twitter

Spider-Mouse By Stephen Wacker Via Twitter

(P.S., this is a joke.)

Disney released Spider-Mouse to the world yesterday within hours after buying Marvel Comics. It was announced his villains would be the Donald Goblin, Scrooge Octopus, Goofy as the symbiont costume, and Minnie Jane Watson as his love interest.

We cannot confirm if Miley Cyrus will be the new Invisible Girl in the new Fantastic Four movie, but it is looking very likely.  We also hear that Zac Efron will be replacing Robert Downey Jr. in Iron Man 3.

We also hear there will be a Spider-Mouse attraction at Disneyland and also activities such as trying on the Hulk's shorts.-Dr.FB

(Again, this is a joke and not really happening. This is a tribute to Stan Lee, Joe Quesada, Stephen Wacker, Edward Greenberg and Stephen Christy.)

31Aug
2009
5

Breaking News! Disney Buys Marvel Comics!

Marvel Comics Purchased By Disney.  Photo: Marvel.com
Marvel Comics Purchased By Disney.  Photo: Marvel.com

Marvel Comics Purchased By Disney. Photo: Marvel.com

 Marvel Comics was just sold to Disney for $ 4 billion dollars! The deal is pending an anti-trust review and Marvel stockholders. So now those who wished for a Spider-Man & Mickey Mouse team-up will get their wish.

Disney will get 5,000 marvel characters. Disney said Monday that Marvel shareholders will receive $30 per share in cash plus 0.745 Disney shares for every Marvel share they own.

I am shocked.  Did Marvel Comics really need to sell themselves for $ 4 billion dollars. I don't understand certain deals sometimes. This is one of them. I just don't want Marvel comics to turn Disney style is all. I don't want lame tie in stories where I have to buy a Donald Duck comic book to finish the Fantastic Four story.

I know I am going overboard, was just caught off guard with this deal. What do you all think?-Dr.FB