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22Apr
2012
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After A Night Out With Kanye West, Kim Kardashian Gets Something On Her Face

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian. Photo: Fameflynet.com
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian. Photo: Fameflynet.com

Kanye West & Kim Kardashian. Photo: Fameflynet.com

What a weekend for Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.

After, Kanye met the family, he was given the seal of approval. We can only imagine that means Kris Jenner saw $ in her eyes. We kid. We kid. Well...only slightly.

The next day, Kim flew back to L.A., where she got something all over her face. Was it a bag of flour? Was it the Yeezy surprise? To find out, click on the continue reading button...

17Aug
2011
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Gerard Depardieu Takes A Leak On An Airplane Aisle

Gerad Depardieu File Photo
Gerad Depardieu File Photo

Gerad Depardieu File Photo

Gerard Depardieu can be a real pisser....if you do not get out of the famous French actor's way when he has to go.

Gerard was on a flight from Air France when he had to take a leak...badly.  He told the flight attendant he had to go but she advised him to wait 15 minutes as the plane had to go back to the terminal.  The flight was already delayed two hours and now had to go back and Depardieu advised, he has to go now.  Not 15 minutes.  Not 5. But now!

The person sitting next to him who only wants to be known as "Danielle" advised that Gerard said "I need to piss.  I need to piss."  Piss is what he did as he stood up right then and there in his seat and gave a golden shower to the Air France carpet.

Let me say this; as a diabetic, when I have to pee, I have to pee.  Not 15 minutes. but NOW!  So I totally feel for Gerard.  It may not have been the best way to handle it but if he had to go, he had to go.

Perhaps next time there is flight trouble, Air France or whatever air line, will let passengers first use the bathroom before returning to the gates.

What do you think of this "Golden" situation?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Forrest Gump Quote:  "I've Got To Pee"

13Jul
2011
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Nicki Minaj Denies Fight; Says Man Would Have Balls Removed By Her

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston
Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj. Photo: Twitter.com/HelloHouston

Nicki Minaj is denying that she got into an altercation with a man at Dallas hotel yesterday.  It was reported yesterday that Nicki got into a shouting match with a male companion and got struck on her bottom lip.

Nicki took to her Twitter account to make a statement about the incident; "The fact that u believe a man either slapped or punched me in the face & didn't leave on a stretcher w/his balls hangin off? get an F'nlife!"

She later went on to say "The media could pee on ur leg & tell u its raining. You'd believe it. You'd believe u were an adopted martian if TMZ told u so. #stopit5"

Wow.  Balls hanging off and golden showers on a leg.  We don't want to mess with Nicki.  Not sure if she would remove the balls with her hands or her ass.  I would not want to wait around to find out.

So I guess if you listen to Nicki, then the fight didn't happen, right?-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Your Love Or Your Balls.

29Dec
2009
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Kim Kardashian Gets A Golden Shower!

Kim Kardashian Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images
Kim Kardashian Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

Kim Kardashian Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

OMG.   You know I am loving this and it is straight karma.  Kim Kardashian got peed on recently.  By a monkey.  A bloody monkey.  Yea baby!

So Kim was playing with Ashton Kutcher's monkey (you can't make this stuff up people) and the Monkey did what Ray J most likely did in the past and gave Kim a golden shower.

Kim posted this on her web site;

"I stopped by Katalyst while Ashton Kutcher was filming! They had this little monkey that the magician, Dynamo, made appear! I thought he was really cute at first, but then he peed on me!! Ashton said the monkey had pooped on him, so I didn't feel too bad, haha. Gross little monkey!"

OK, come on people, I am not being mean here but this is just straight funny.  It couldn't have happened to a nicer girl.  Now, maybe if she stops lying all the time, this stuff won't happen to her.-Dr.FB