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24Jul
2009
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Jon Gosselin Denies Kate Major Rumors

Jon Gosselin & Kate Major In The Hamptons.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Jon Gosselin & Kate Major In The Hamptons.  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Jon Gosselin & Kate Major In The Hamptons. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Am I missing something? Is Jon Gosselin a "Major" stud and I am just not seeing it?  Is he worth losing your job over?

Kate Major, the semi-hot blonde that was seen with Jon on Wednesday and over the weekend, quit her job at the Star because she said she became involved with the subject she was reporting on.  Major said they have been getting it on hot and heavy. One problem with that: Jon is denying it all.

Jon says he has not hooked up with her in any way let alone in bed.  Um, she is better looking than Hailey Glassman, and at least there are no photos of her taking a hit from a bong.  I guess I just don't get the appeal of Jon but it seems quite a few blondes  think that Jon is very sexy. To lose your job over him or resign, I don't get it.

So is Jon lying? Are him and Major getting it on? Why would you quit your job if you were not?-Dr.FB

23Jul
2009
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Jon Gosselin And Hailey Glassman: Love Birds In The Park

Gosselin/glassman splashnews
Gosselin/glassman splashnews

Gosselin/glassman splashnews

Our newest lovebirds where caught making out at Harriman State Park in New York earlier this week.  Jon is a class act, but his gal friend takes the cake.  I'm convinced this guy like gals that have issues or major attitude problems.  How safe is this chick around kids?  Why would Jon down grade?  Cankles is way better than this bong hitting toilet licker.  Oh come on, we have all seen her trashy pics.

It looks like an occasional spanking from Cankles is safer than bringing GLASS around the kids.

Jon/Hailey Splashnews

Jon/Hailey Splashnews

20Jul
2009
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Jon Gosselin Moves On To Another Blonde

Jon Gosselin And Another Mystery Blonde:  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Jon Gosselin And Another Mystery Blonde:  Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Jon Gosselin And Another Mystery Blonde: Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Jon Gosselin thinks he is a reality TV star pimp. Well, at least it seems like he may have traded up to someone who is actually attractive.

Jon appeared with a blonde who was not Kate Gosselin or Hailey Glassman, but for right now, we don't know her name, but she seems to be hotter than both of them. Is another trip to the French Riviera in the mix?

Jon made sure to stop for the photographers when they caught up with him in New York City.-Dr.FB

12Jul
2009
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Jon Gosselin And ‘The Doc Who Gave Cankles Her Tummy Tuck” Daughter

Jon Gosselin INFPhoto
Jon Gosselin INFPhoto

Jon Gosselin INFPhoto

Cankles eat your heart out! Jon was spotted in St. Tropez with a cash cow, hand-in-hand with Hailey Glassman, the daughter of Kate's tummy-tuck surgeon.  You know he needed to find a woman with money to help support all those kids, and I think he just found himself the perfect gal.