Alina Puscau For Playboy. Photo: Playboy.com

Alina Puscau, who is director Brett Ratner’s girlfriend, and who also did the photo shoot for Playboy, in the issue with Marge Simpson on the cover.

Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy.  I know you all heard of her being on the cover, but really, come on now. I am starting to worry about Playboy as it is part of a dying breed; Print Media.

I know it has been done in the past but the Marge Simpson thing stinks of desperation. Thankfully, we have Alina.  And to top it off, she is not even a blonde. Maybe Hef is thinking outside the box.-Dr.FB

Holly Madison Throws Out First Pitch. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Holly Madison looked hot and cute and pretty all at once throwing out the first pitch for the California Angels Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim last night. 

 I am not sure if the Angels won because they have playoffs wrapped up and I won’t care til next week but I did have to mention one of the hottest playboy playmates of all time. Hugh Hefner, what were you thinking, man?

As for Holly, she is getting ready for her own new reality show entitled “Planet Holly” and I am not sure where it will be airing aside from my bedroom when it does come on.

I think this is one of the first times that Holly was a pitcher instead of a catcher. I’m not saying, I’m just sayin’.-Dr.FB

Holly Madison In Las Vegas. Photo: Gettyimages.com

Holly Madison, the Playboy Playmate and ex-girlfriend of Hugh Hefner, was in Las Vegas promoting something that wil lbe for sale. I can’t get past her…..black nail polish to remember what it is.  Yea, black nail polish, that’s the ticket.

She was at the opening of Rhumbar or something like that. I do know that it did help benefit Susan G. Komen For The Cure. I never forget benefits or charities, that’s for sure.  Yea, wish I could remember what it was for.

It’s her fault for wearing such a revealing dress that showed off her….black nail polish. It just made me lose all concentration.-Dr.FB

Eminem JustLe Loses It. Photo: Eminem's Official Twitter Page

Is this the cover for Relapse 2 to be released later this year?  Was this Eminem last Halloween in a weird ode to the Heath Ledger’s Joker and a combo thrown in of Hugh Hefner and a pirate sword for good measure?

Or maybe he is a new member of the Insane Clown Posse.  Uhoh.

Eminem had this message under the photo:

 A world so dark, a world so cold… The devil only knows. It’s Friday, the 19th.

I wonder if it is a hint that Relapse 2 will be released on June 19th?  We will see.

What we do know is that Eminem’s new CD Relapse offically drops today.  It was leaked online weeks ago and has had some pretty disparaging reviews although the fans have stood by it so far.

What we do know is that Eminem is performing 2 more nights on Jimmy Kimmel soon and is throwing a free concert in his hometown of Detroit. 

Others may say it’s cheap promotion?  Me?  I don’t care and it comes off as promotion and very charitable.  Last time I checked, that was pretty cool.  I am sure even the ICP would agree.-Dr.FB

Update:  Just spoke with a friend from Interscope and Relapse 2 is scheduled for later this year.  Much later.   Think November/December.  Just wanted to keep the Shadyheads in the loop.

Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt, Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison & Brande Roderick. Photo: Wireimage.com

Hugh Hefner celebrated the 1st of his many 83′rd birthday parties with all of his ex-girlfriends coming back to celebrate with him.

Our illegitimate father celebrated this one in Las Vegas living it up.  Technically, his birthday is this Thursday April 9th, but who is gonna blame Hef for having one of many birthdays and still getting his many ex-girfriends to show up. 

Yes, those average looking twins who look like nothing hotter than your average club chicks were there too.

Here is hoping in some way perhaps Holly & Hef rekindle something.-Dr.FB

Hugh Hefner & The 3 Heffa's. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Hugh Hefner was spotted with his 3 new girlfriends.  From 3 fine girls to the 3 girls who look like your average club girl.  It went from cool to sad in 0-60 seconds.

Our illegitimate father has lost us.-Dr.FB

Warning!  If you have not seen the Girls Next Door yet, do not look below as it is the winner of Playboy’s 55th Anniversary Playmate!!!

And the winner is…….

Playboy's 55th Anniversary Playmate

 Dasha Astafieva from the Ukrain. 

Did Playboy do well?  Hear she is already with Hef.  Thoughts?

Lady In Red. Photo: Wireimage.com

Holly Madison, Hef’s Ex and star of the E! Show The Girl’s Next Door was looking glam fab at the 2008 Hollywood Life Style Awards.

I don’t know but those new twins that Hef is dating really aren’t doing it for me.  Maybe they are doing it for a Hef after taking some Viagra but there is a slight difference from class and ass.-Dr.FB

Holly Madison, the number one playboy girl for Hef, announced officially that her and Hugh Hefner have broken up.  She has been spotted hanging in Vegas lately with Criss Angel…….

Sarah Silverman, less than a month after saying Jimmy Kimmel broke her heart, now appears to be taking things slowly with the late night host again….we are happy for both of them n hope this time brings more joy and fun for them…..

Nick Nolte had a fire in his house in Malibu yesterday which may have been caused by a faulty printer.  The actor who recently was in Tropic Thunder escaped with a few burns……

We love how that other blogger is now calling the Pussycat Dolls a bunch of Trannys….months after Doc FB has been.  What another coincedence big head.-Dr.FB

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