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30Aug
2012
2

There Is A God & He Is Not A Guido! Jersey Shore Ends After 6 Seasons!

After 6 seasons, the Jersey Shore will be leaving the MTV airwaves. No more Snooki. No more J-Wowww. No more Situation. No more Pauly D. Well...that is not exactly true.

Snooki and J. Wowww have their own MTV show (Snooki And JWowww) now and so does Pauly D. (The Pauly D. Project.) but the rest of the Jersey Shore cast does not.

Season 6 of the Jersey Shore will debut on October 4th on MTV.-DocFB

28Aug
2011
4

Did Snooki Bring An STD To MTV’s Video Music Awards?

Snooki. Photo: GettyImages.com
Snooki. Photo: GettyImages.com

Snooki. Photo: GettyImages.com

Here is Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi before the MTV Video Music Awards on the Black Carpet.  The Jersey Shore Store appeared solo and along with the rest of the cast sans "The Situation" who was absent.

As for the STD comment, STD stands for Stop The Drama, according to the Jersey Shore castmates.  Perhaps she may have brought the other one as well.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Get Snooki's Cookies!

 

4May
2011
1

Xzibit’s New Video “Man On The Moon” Makes Music History

Xzibit has released a new video, "Man On The Moon" and it is making music history.  It was the first video made for a production music library and is now the first to gain airplay as MTV has agreed to add it to it's playlist.  We wonder if it will pre-empt the countless hours dedicated to "Jersey Shore" but doubt it.

Extreme Music, the production music arm of Sony/ATV Music Publishing, has announced that the video for Xzibit’s “Man on the Moon” has been picked up for rotation on MTV.

“When Xzibit decided he wanted to make a video for ‘Man On The Moon’ we jumped at the opportunity as a cool way of promoting his new project to our clients, it never occurred to us that it might be picked up by MTV ,” said Russell Emanuel, CEO and President of Extreme Music.  “Xzibit and his amazing talent have helped us take production music to another level.”

“I am grateful that alongside Extreme we were able to bring Urban Ammo 2 to life, now having ‘Man on the Moon’ added to MTV is quite a welcome surprise, “ said Xzibit. “I will continue to add my creativity to what I consider a vibrant and always changing musical landscape.”

The video is directed by street legend Matt Alonzo and features Xzibit's protégé Young De.

Check out the video above and let us know what you think.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  Pimpin' The Moon

1Nov
2010
0

Snooki Gets Herself Into A Pickle On Halloween

Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Snooki. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Well, at least she wasn't anything orange for Halloween!  Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi dressed up as a pickle, or what looks like Queen of the Pickles...and you can take that anyway you like just as long as she doesn't have to tickle my pickle!

She was hosting an event at Jet Nightclub in Vegas with a New Jersey theme.  Really?  Shocker. 

So, while a lot of people were dressing up as Snooki for Halloween, she was dressing up as Queen of the Pickles.  Hmm. 

What do you think of Snooki's costume?  Is it a Jersey thing and we would not understand?-Dr.FB

21Sep
2010
0

Video: There Is A “Situation” On DWTS, A Bad Situation!

Here is the Jersey Shore's The Situation dancing on "Dancing With The Stars" with Karina Smirnoff.

I am sure Michael was glad to be working with someone who's last name is so close to an alcoholic beverage. 

Even tho he only had 5 days rehearsal, we think he is safe this week.-Dr.FB

Don't forget to check out our full review.

16Sep
2010
0

Jersey Shore “Teenage Dream” Snooki Version

Is there a better parody of this Katy Perry song?  There were great ones for "California Girls" but the ones for "Teenage Dream" are lacking.

Oh well.  This one can't be so bad, right?  I mean they go after Snooki and the Jersey Shore.  Sigh.  They both own a moment of pop culture forever.  That's no dream.-Dr.FB

9Feb
2010
1

Snooki Gets Her Guido Cookie

Snooki and Guido Juicehead.
Snooki and Guido Juicehead.

Snooki and Guido Juicehead. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Snooki and her boytoy Emilio, who she is calling Guido Juicehead landed at LaGuardia airport yesterday and made sure to give him a kiss for the cameras.

MTV is reeling in the stars for partying too much and only allowing them to do 2 personal appearances a week.  Also, the producers have to approve the appearances.  Seems like MTV might be a afraid of a little too much over exposure too fast?

The "Jersey Shore" reality star has been everywhere as of late and is a guilty pleasure of celebs.  Emma Roberts was on "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno" "The Jay Leno Show" last night and admitted she was all about Jersey Shore as Jay surprised her with an autograph of the cast and a GTL shirt.

Perhaps Snooki may want to get her man a GTL shirt because that Ed Hardy shirt is more played out than that "Pants On The Ground" song.  Either get him that GTL shirt or one of these. I know Snooki would look in it.-Dr.FB

25Jan
2010
1

Snooki Gets A Hair Makeover

Snooki was on the Wendy Williams Show to talk about "Jersey Shore" and Wendy wanted Snooki to have Wendy's wig person give Snooki a wig makeover and Snooki was down for it.

Check out the clip above and let me know what you think of Snooki's new 'do.-Dr.FB

21Jan
2010
0

Calling All Guidos To The Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Cast  (Photo by Mark Davis/PictureGroup for Spike TV)

Jersey Shore Cast (Photo by Mark Davis/PictureGroup for Spike TV)

Time has a funny article on Jersey Shore which had director Kevin Smith watching the show on giving a review.

Check it out HERE!!!

What do you think of Jersey Shore?-Dr.FB