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14Aug
2012
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Busted! Tim Tebow’s “Controversial” Jesus GQ Photo Is Years Old!

It really is amazing how much controversy Tim Tebow stirs up when it comes to his religious beliefs. Add a shirtless photo of him with arms extended and legs crossed, and now people think he believes he is Jesus. That is exactly what has happened in the new issue of GQ Magazine's Football issue.

The interesting thing is, the photo above is NOT new. It is actually a photo that GQ used before and it is when Tebow was a Florida Gator.

To see the proof, click on the continue reading button.

19Feb
2010
8

Elton John: “Jesus Was Gay”

Elton John File Photo Courtesy AskMen.com

Elton John File Photo Courtesy AskMen.com

Oh boy.  Wlton John is going to be ruffling some Christian feathers big time.

In an interview with that magazine that comes free with your Sunday paper and your grandmother is the only one who reads it, Elton John did an interview where he said straight out, he thinks Jesus was gay.

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead,"

Hmm.  Very interesting.   Is this the whole I'm gay so he must be gay thing? Like the whole Jesus was a woman thing or Jesus was white because I am white thing?  It's a rather touchy subject that I don't think I would have the gall to bring up.

Elton did discuss other issues:

About his early mistakes in love:"I'd always choose someone younger. I wanted to smother them with love. I'd take them around the world, try to educate them. One after another they got a Cartier watch, a Versace outfit, maybe a sports car. They didn't have jobs. They were reliant on me. I did this repeatedly. In six months they were bored and hated my guts because I'd taken their lives and self-worth away. I hadn't intended to."

On life with his current partner David: "I was attracted to David immediately. He was very well dressed, very shy. The next night we had dinner. After it, we consummated our relationship. We fell in love very quickly... Every Saturday for 16 years, we've sent each other a card, no matter where we are in the world, to say how much we love each other... We've never been jealous. We talk about the sexual side of things, things that normally would have frightened me before."

On his drug use: "For some people a gram of cocaine can last a month. Not me. I have to do the lot, and then I want more. At the end of the day, all it led to was heartache."

Why he hates fame: "Princess Diana, Gianni Versace, John Lennon, Michael Jackson, all dead. Two of them shot outside their houses. None of this would have happened if they hadn't been famous. Fame attracts lunatics. I never had a bodyguard, ever, until Gianni died. I don't like celebrity anymore."

What do you think of Elton'a comments about Jesus and other things?  Too far or Elton being Elton?-Dr.FB

30Nov
2009
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Katy Perry Loves….

Katy Perry.  Photo: GettyImages.com
Katy Perry.  Photo: GettyImages.com

Katy Perry. Photo: GettyImages.com

Katy Perry Loves Jesus.  Glad it wasn't Russell's name that was tatted on her wrist. 

Close call on that one.-Dr.FB

10Mar
2009
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Madonna Dresses Up For Love & Kabbalah

Madonna; Bringing The 80's Back.  Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com
Madonna; Bringing The 80's Back.  Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Madonna; Bringing The 80's Back. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

 

Well Hello Beautiful.  Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

Well Hello Beautiful. Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com

 Madonna hasn't gone off the deep end this time so everyone chill. 

Madonna & her boytoy Jesus along with Seinfeld's wife attended a costume party at the Kabbalah center in New York last night. It was the Jewish celebration of  Purim last night. 

Did she raid Lourdes's closet?  Because some of those clothes I swear I have seen her in.  Jesus as the Joker.  Oh boy.  We are all in trouble.

To top it all off, out of nowhere is Jessica Seinfeld being escorted by Jesus.  I mean, "what's the deal with that?" -Dr.FB

8Mar
2009
1

Quote Of The Moment-Jose Conseco On Madonna

How Often Does 20 Go into 50? Does It Matter? File Photo
50 & Fugly.  Photo: Uncredited Leak
How Often Does 20 Go into 50? Does It Matter? File Photo

"When she is 80, what is she going to date -- a guy who is 10-years-old? It's getting crazy!"-Jose Conseco

Jose was claiming last year Madonna wanted to have kids with him at one point for his genes.-Dr.FB

11Feb
2009
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More From Madonna And Jesus W Magazine Shoot

Madonna & Jesus.  Photo: W Magazine
Madonna & Jesus.  Photo: W Magazine

Madonna & Jesus. Photo: W Magazine

If I type anything here, will any of you read it?  So, Madonna does Kaballah but wears a Cross. Nah.  No one's reading this.  Enjoy the picture.-Dr.FB

10Feb
2009
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Jesus To Madonna; Don’t Forget My Name

Jesus & Madonna.  Photo: W.Magazine
Jesus & Madonna.  Photo: W.Magazine

Jesus & Madonna. Photo: W.Magazine

Here is more from Madonna and Jesus's photo shoot for W magazine

Gotta love a man who has his own name tattooed on his back, right? Riiiiight.

One has to wonder if he has home address tattooed on his butt as well.-Dr.FB

9Feb
2009
8

Madonna & Boy Toy Jesus Pose For Steamy Photos

Madonna In W Spread.  Photos: W Magazine

Madonna has been hoeing around again taking new shots of herself along with boy toy model Jesus.  The 46 page spread will be in W Magazine.  Here are a few samples below:

Madonna In W Spread.  Photos: W Magazine

Madonna In W Spread. Photos: W Magazine

 

Madonna In W Magazine.  Photo: W Magazine

Madonna In W Magazine. Photo: W Magazine

Madonna & Jesus.  Photo: W Magazine

Madonna & Jesus. Photo: W Magazine

Classic Madonna.  Well, two things are certain; these photos were not taken on a Friday night (Madonna is Jewish still) and Madonna still thinks it's the 80's with the glove and the black n white Justify My Love style pics.  Sigh.-Dr.FB