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18Feb
2014
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Boingy! Boingy! Kate Upton Lands On SI Swimsuit Cover…Kinda!

Kate Upton Photo: James Macari/SI

So 3 other supermodels and Barbi on the cover of the SI swimsuit issue wasn't enough! They made sure to have Kate Upton, who has been on the cover the previous 2 years, be on the back cover of the magazine. Nice save SI!

Not only is Kate featured there, they did her shoot in zero gravity. So Kate Upton. Zeo gravity. Boingy. Boingy! As you can see in the video above.

Kate Upton Photo: James Macari / Sports Illustrated

Keep it professional...Funkenberry. I....um...yea..gonna leave it there.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Yea...me trying to write professionally about Upton is like people not dancing to the latest Pharrell jam.-DocFB

14Oct
2013
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You Got What I Need?!?!? Kate Upton, Snoop Dog, Biz Markie & Larry King Sing About “Hot Pockets”

Kate Upton & Snoop Dogg Photo: ABCNEWS.Go.Com

Kate Upton, Snoop Dogg, and Bow Wow sing about their love for "Hot Pockets to Biz Markie's "Just A Friend" with Biz Markie on it as well. Oh Lord!

They are battling about what makes "Hot Pockets" so good...but...oh what's the use? Just watch the video and you will get what it's about!

We have seen Upton scarf down an "In N Out" burger but a hot pocket???-DocFB

Diagnosis: If anyone says Kate has been having one too many hot pockets, we are gonna scrap!!!

4Sep
2013
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Oh No! Too Sexy! Kate Upton Covers Vanity Fair’s 100th Anniversary Issue

Kate Upton Photo: Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair

Kate Upton was chosen as the cover girl for Vanity Fair's 100th anniversary issue with a photo shot by Annie Leibovitz.

Kate talked about not looking foreign enough for a modeling agency:

"I'm not going to name names, but one agency told me, 'You're too American, and everybody knows American women are lazy,"

"I was so offended! I've never been so offended!"

"I was like, 'You know that you're in America, right?' And it wasn't 'American models' - it was 'American women are lazy,' period! I feel like a lot of women would disagree with that. A lot!"

Ahh. Stupidity is everywhere. How a man has not tried to court the heck out of Kate and make her the one is beyond me as well.

Don't believe me? Enjoy the video above.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Nothing but L O V E for Kate.....

9Jul
2013
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Behind The Scenes Of Kate Upton’s SI Antarctica Photo Shoot!

Kate Upton Photo: SI.com

Ahh. Having a hot summer? Here is Kate Upton to kind of cool you down. Her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover took her to Antarctica and now you can take a look at some behind the scenes video.

Did she really say "Conditions are a little Antarctic-an?" Er...yea. she did.

Penguins were not the only ones who wanted a court-side seat for those shots!

For the behind the scenes video of Kate Upton, click here....

7May
2013
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Kate Upton Dazzles At The Met

Kate Upton Photo: GettyImages.com

Kate Upton looked absolutely beautiful at The Met on Monday.

Beautiful. The theme though was Punk.

Is Kate's outfit Punk though?-DocFB

Diagnosis: #Punkdon'tcare

28Apr
2013
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Photo Of The Moment: Kate Upton

Kate Upton Photo: INDPhoto.com

Our photo of the moment is of Kate Upton on the set of "The Other Woman" In New York City.

The movie also stars Cameron Diaz and Leslie Mann and is a comedy.

The movie is set for release in 2014.-DocFB

Diagnosis: Overdressed....yet still sexy. People Magazine got it wrong!

20Mar
2013
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Video: Fan Asks Kate Upton To Prom!

Kate Upton.  Photo: Terry Richardson For GQ Magazine

Jake Davidson made a video where he asks Kate Upton to go to promo with him. The video follows him while he gives reasons why Kate should go to prom with him.

He shaves, does push ups, showers, gets dressed up in his suit and tie and ends with getting down on one knee with roses and asking her to prom.

Good job man! Also, couldn't agree with you more about that Cat Daddy dance.-DocFB

Diagnosis: You get my eternal props if you get her to do the Cat Daddy dance at prom!