Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian’s lies are bigger than her back side.  Let me just say that no matter how attractive you are, lying is sooooooo unattractive!

On last night’s “Keeping Up With Kardashian’s,” Kim was busted lying several times n something we have been calling out for months.  Kim lies to not hang out with friends, to not hang out with her sisters.  She may think they are small lies but girl lies all the time. 

You know what is the biggest giveaway?  She always closes her eyes when telling a lie.  Seriously.  Watch an episode and just look for Kim to close her eyes while talking.  It’s a really fun game and unlike Kim, I am not lying to you.-Dr.FB

Kourtney Kardashian. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth early this morning to a baby boy.

The baby has been named Mason Dash Disick and weighed 7 pounds.  Dash as the middle name of the store you run?  Interesting.  She is giving the baby Scott Disick’s last name as well. 

Wonder if the family will lay off of Scott now that the baby has been born and it is close to the holidays.  If you watched the season premiere of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, the family is not so hot on Scott. 

We will see if that changes.  Congrats to Kourtney and Scott for now being parents.-Dr.FB

Khloe & Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Khloe & Kim Kardashian attended a charity event for the Trevor Project at The Wiltern in Los Angeles last night.

They showed their support for the Cracked Christmas Gala. Khloe has been looking a bit thicker lately and she does know it.  She said she has gained some love weight since getting married and has been struggling with her weight but says by summer 2010 she will be bikini ready with a bikini body.

Khloe’s truthfullness is refreshing.  I wish I could say the same about Kim but after seeing her on Leno last week where she seemed to lie at will, I really can’t.-Dr.FB

Kim Kardashian Pre-Fight. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Please, please, please say they filmed this!

Kim Kardashian and the rest of the Kardashian family had a a charity boxing night at the Commerce Casino and things did not go as planned. 

Rob kardashian was up first and he had a much larger guy win the bid.  Now, hopefully the rules of the contest stated it would be friendly sparring, but the larger opponent went after Rob big time and floored Rob. 

The Kardashian sisters quickly ran to Rob’s aid as the rest of the events were delayed for an hour as they tended to him. Fans were upset at the wait and it seems Scott Disick (Kourtney’s baby daddy whom people wanted to go after) and Khloe Kardashian backed out of their matches, most likely after what happened to Rob.

Bruce Jenner and Kim Kardashian both fought, with Bruce winning and Kim losing. That is big of those 2 after what happened but I am sure affter what happened with Rob, they took precauitonary measures. 

I want this filmed just because this is way more interesting to me then a  wedding which was filmed but is not exactly real.-Dr.FB

Kim Kardashian Takes A Punch. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

I sometimes have to laugh how slow other sites are on getting news. We told you Monday morning that Khloe & Lamar’s wedding was basically just for TV and not exactly legal. No one followed on Monday. Tuesday..a different story.

The other major blogs were confirming what I said that until that prenup, or in this case, postnup, the wedding was just for E! Television, who footed the wedding and filmed it for a future episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians”, which will air on November 8th we are now being told.

The lawyers are not getting on the same page and there has been several delays.

For your daily dose of news and funk, and breaking news, Drfunkenberry.com is the spot! (For those that get upset at me for this being self-serving, when you are trying to establish yourself, you have to remind people that you are breaking the story first. Hope you understand and I get no grief.)

So what are the chances that the prenup or postnup falls apart and they don’t get married?-Dr.FB

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

A month to the day of meeting, Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom are married. Well..sort of.

The pre-nup was never agreed on, which was important to Lamar and could not be signed before the Sunday wedding. There will be what is called a post-nup. But why go ahead with the wedding if that is not agreed upon? The reason? E! Television was shooting the wedding and was footing the bill if they get married on Sunday.  Ahh. Television.

So, for intents and purposes, they were married last night. For legal reasons, there will be a post-nup and most likely a very small civil ceremony afterwards to make it legit, but last night will be what they will call the real marriage. Word has it they even conssumated the marriage at a hotel room last night in Los Angeles.

Kobe Bryant, Ron Artest, and Luke Walton along with other Lakers were in attendance. Joe Francis was in attendance, but the person he fought with ,and is Khloe’s step-brother, Brody Jenner was not there.  Ryan Seacrest was there, who produces “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and I am sure would love for this to turn into another show.-Dr.FB

Khloe Kardashian File Photo

So if you have been living under a rock, Khloe Kardashian is marrying NBA Basketball player Lamar Odom this weekend. The Los Angeles Laker star and the reality star met just over a month ago. Don’t you wonder how the other Kardashian sisters feel?

I am sure they are happy for Khloe but must be surprised. Kim dated Reggie Bush for how many years and no ring. Kourtney is pregnant with longtime on again off again boyfriend Scott and still no ring. But Lamar Odom, wants to get married now to Khloe and wasted no time.

We do hear that Kourtney does wish that Scott will propose and hopefully be married by the time the baby is due. Kim has not said anything but has been extremely supportive of Khloe in every way. She has every right to be upset and somewhat envy Khloe. Wouldn’t you if it was your own sister getting married while the talk of marriage is what broke up your relationship?

Khloe always felt like the ugly duckling of the family but I am sure she does not feel that way anymore and it must be nice for her to have her sisters be jealous of her for a change.

Congrats to Lamar & Khloe even if I have not been invited….yet. I am happy for you two and both of your families.-Dr.FB

Lamar Odom Photo: NBA.com

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are getting married this Sunday and it is being reported it will be filled with purple and gold.

Lamar has invited the entire Laker team to the wedding including coaches and management. The event will be a private affair and since the wedding is taking place so fast (Odom proposes last week and the couple met last month) people are being invited over the phone and that is how the guest list is being prepared.  Could you imagine Kobe Bryant, Phil Jackson, and Ron Artest being the groomsmen at your wedding? Dayum.

So far, the location has not been leaked but since the entire team has been told, expect it to leak. Lamar wanted to be married before he leaves for training camp October 7th. So far, Khloe has not been spotted with a ring.-Dr.FB

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

US  magazine released a report that Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian are getting married. Within the next 2 weeks. After just hooking up last month.

OK, am I the only one who was taken aback by this hook-up because I thought Lamar was still married? That totally went under my wire.  OK, back on topic.

The rumors in my opinion are with merit because when Khloe was out n about this weekend, when asked about the wedding, the Kardashian kept quiet. A Kardashian shying away from talking to a camera? Hmm. Something is up.

Lamar leaves for training camp in 2 weeks, so it makes sense.  Well….let me but by nose where it doesn’t belong.  One has to wonder if this has to do with Khloe being cheated on mid-season by her former boyfriend who played for the Timberwolves?  If so…bad move. It makes sense on the whole “if you cheat on me I get half you Laker baller you” but stinks of too much too soon.

My advice, unwarrented as it may be is this; Lamar is a good guy. Just talk with him every night in his hotel. You don’t need a ring for that.  Besides, Lamar seems like the kind of guy who would rather do that instead of hitting up the club anyway.

Now…unless Khloe got pregnant, there is no need to rush, is there? Hmmm.-Dr.FB

Updated: Lamar is the one who wants to get married and the date has been set. This Sunday September 27th, Khloe and Lamar will tie the knot.

There is really nothing I can add to this photo other than it’s for an ad campaign for Quick Trim that Kim Kardashian is a part of.

One other thing I can add? Hot. Like. Soup.-Dr.FB