Drfunkenberry.com
21Jul
2011
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Kim Kardashian Is Looking Kind Of Thick…And We Like It!

Kim Kardashian Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian walked the purple carpet last night at an event for Noon By Noor.  It was a launch party for them and Kim was definitely launching any man in attendance into orbit, which included her cool fiance Kris Humpries who attended the event with her.

The event was at the Sunset Tower Hotel and Kim was looking healthy and thick and we like it!  In the latest season of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" we have been noticing Kim looking a little thicker on the hips but still looking shapely and fab when it comes to her face and everywhere else. 

The fact that we really like her man Kris as well and feel that he is one of the luckiest men alive to be marrying her just adds more us loving Kim.  Kris is a good guy.  No beating around the bush with that.  Ahem.  Pun intended. 

Now if only Kim would give us a shout out someway, we would love it.  We think she won't because she only tends to mention the ones that hate on her n guess what?  That's not us.-Dr.FB

Diagnosis:  The Rump N The Hump Rocking It

28Dec
2009
5

Kim Kardashian Is A Compulsive Liar

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com
Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Kim Kardashian's lies are bigger than her back side.  Let me just say that no matter how attractive you are, lying is sooooooo unattractive!

On last night's "Keeping Up With Kardashian's," Kim was busted lying several times n something we have been calling out for months.  Kim lies to not hang out with friends, to not hang out with her sisters.  She may think they are small lies but girl lies all the time. 

You know what is the biggest giveaway?  She always closes her eyes when telling a lie.  Seriously.  Watch an episode and just look for Kim to close her eyes while talking.  It's a really fun game and unlike Kim, I am not lying to you.-Dr.FB

14Dec
2009
2

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth

Kourtney Kardashian.  Photo:  SplashNewsOnline.com
Kourtney Kardashian.  Photo:  SplashNewsOnline.com

Kourtney Kardashian. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kourtney Kardashian gave birth early this morning to a baby boy.

The baby has been named Mason Dash Disick and weighed 7 pounds.  Dash as the middle name of the store you run?  Interesting.  She is giving the baby Scott Disick's last name as well. 

Wonder if the family will lay off of Scott now that the baby has been born and it is close to the holidays.  If you watched the season premiere of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", the family is not so hot on Scott. 

We will see if that changes.  Congrats to Kourtney and Scott for now being parents.-Dr.FB

7Dec
2009
1

Khloe & Kim Kardashian’s Hearts Are In The Right Place

Khloe & Kim Kardashian.  Photo: GettyImages.com
Khloe & Kim Kardashian.  Photo: GettyImages.com

Khloe & Kim Kardashian. Photo: GettyImages.com

Khloe & Kim Kardashian attended a charity event for the Trevor Project at The Wiltern in Los Angeles last night.

They showed their support for the Cracked Christmas Gala. Khloe has been looking a bit thicker lately and she does know it.  She said she has gained some love weight since getting married and has been struggling with her weight but says by summer 2010 she will be bikini ready with a bikini body.

Khloe's truthfullness is refreshing.  I wish I could say the same about Kim but after seeing her on Leno last week where she seemed to lie at will, I really can't.-Dr.FB

4Nov
2009
10

Kardashian Boxing Night Does Not Go Well

Kim Kardashian Pre-Fight. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com
Kim Kardashian Pre-Fight. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Kim Kardashian Pre-Fight. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.com

Please, please, please say they filmed this!

Kim Kardashian and the rest of the Kardashian family had a a charity boxing night at the Commerce Casino and things did not go as planned. 

Rob kardashian was up first and he had a much larger guy win the bid.  Now, hopefully the rules of the contest stated it would be friendly sparring, but the larger opponent went after Rob big time and floored Rob. 

The Kardashian sisters quickly ran to Rob's aid as the rest of the events were delayed for an hour as they tended to him. Fans were upset at the wait and it seems Scott Disick (Kourtney's baby daddy whom people wanted to go after) and Khloe Kardashian backed out of their matches, most likely after what happened to Rob.

Bruce Jenner and Kim Kardashian both fought, with Bruce winning and Kim losing. That is big of those 2 after what happened but I am sure affter what happened with Rob, they took precauitonary measures. 

I want this filmed just because this is way more interesting to me then a  wedding which was filmed but is not exactly real.-Dr.FB

Kim Kardashian Takes A Punch.  Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

Kim Kardashian Takes A Punch. Photo: Splashnewsonline.com

30Sep
2009
1

You Heard It Here First!

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

I sometimes have to laugh how slow other sites are on getting news. We told you Monday morning that Khloe & Lamar's wedding was basically just for TV and not exactly legal. No one followed on Monday. Tuesday..a different story.

The other major blogs were confirming what I said that until that prenup, or in this case, postnup, the wedding was just for E! Television, who footed the wedding and filmed it for a future episode of "Keeping Up With The Kardashians", which will air on November 8th we are now being told.

The lawyers are not getting on the same page and there has been several delays.

For your daily dose of news and funk, and breaking news, Drfunkenberry.com is the spot! (For those that get upset at me for this being self-serving, when you are trying to establish yourself, you have to remind people that you are breaking the story first. Hope you understand and I get no grief.)

So what are the chances that the prenup or postnup falls apart and they don't get married?-Dr.FB

28Sep
2009
2

Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian: A Wedding Made For TV

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom. Photo: SplashNewsOnline.Com

A month to the day of meeting, Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom are married. Well..sort of.

The pre-nup was never agreed on, which was important to Lamar and could not be signed before the Sunday wedding. There will be what is called a post-nup. But why go ahead with the wedding if that is not agreed upon? The reason? E! Television was shooting the wedding and was footing the bill if they get married on Sunday.  Ahh. Television.

So, for intents and purposes, they were married last night. For legal reasons, there will be a post-nup and most likely a very small civil ceremony afterwards to make it legit, but last night will be what they will call the real marriage. Word has it they even conssumated the marriage at a hotel room last night in Los Angeles.

Kobe Bryant, Ron Artest, and Luke Walton along with other Lakers were in attendance. Joe Francis was in attendance, but the person he fought with ,and is Khloe's step-brother, Brody Jenner was not there.  Ryan Seacrest was there, who produces "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" and I am sure would love for this to turn into another show.-Dr.FB