Gotta love John Mayer. He took to Twitter to deny a reports of him hooking up with Kristin Cavallari (he even spelled her name wrong but if he was hitting it, all he had to do was moan her name, not spell it) for the past 2 years. What did he tweet?
"Rumor control: How do I put this like a gentleman…I have never high fived Kristin Cavalari with my penis."
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together."
"My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli."
"I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
Quick with his wit and I wouldn't want to admit I hooked up with a reality star either. A Kardashian is an exception to the rule though.-Dr.FB
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Well, it did not take Spencer Pratt long to comment on Brody Jenner's comments about Lauren Conrad being replaced by Kristin Cavallari.
Bratt Pratt took to his Twitter account to go after Brody Jenner. He said Brody is on crack and that Kristin owns Lauren Conrad.
He went on to say Twitter: "LC was the nerd on laguna beach that was trying to steal Kristin the cool girls love interest!"
"Kristin Cavallari would define a new era of the hills !! She was the most legendary reality tv drama queen !"
"When Kristin Cavallari took over narrating Laguna Beach from LC the Ratings sky-rocketed! why? because Kristin is infinitely better TV !"
Well, damn. You know, we can't argue with Spencer on this one at all. LC is overrated! We still don't watch the show, but she is overrated for sure.-Dr.FB
Is Kristin Cavallari heading to "The Hills?" If not, why is Brody Jenner protecting Lauren Conrad? Wonder how fast til we hear from Spencer Bratt Pratt?
LC could never be replaced Brody says. He was asked if anyone like Kristin could replace her and he said no way. "Maybe Kristin would do a good job but nah, she could not replace her."
When was the last time that "The Hills" was even Lauren's show? She shot out pretty quick with the reality fame but that flame burned out rather fast.On a side not for those that do not follow the show, Kristin is Brody's ex.-Dr.FB