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9Feb
2009
9

Rihanna’s Injuries Are Bad; 911 Call Not Made By Her

Rihanna.  Photo: Vibe.com
Rihanna.  Photo: Vibe.com

Rihanna. Photo: Vibe.com

It is being reported that Rihanna's injuries are worse than previously thought.  "Horrific", reports TMZ.com.

Rihanna has major contusions on both sides of her face, swelling and bruising, they report. Also a split lip and bloody nose.  She was bit on her arm and her fingers.  WTF?  It's Rihanna not KFC, Chris!

No umbrella ella ella ella was used in the attack but Chris did hit her with his fists.  The police took photos at the scene while Rihanna did officially refuse treatment.  Lastly, they report it was not Rihanna who placed the 911 call.  That 911 will be getting released soon is all I can say. 

Actually, I can say more.  This sounds worse and worse by the minute.  This was not some slap or stupid push, neither which are O.K. but it looks like he just straight lost it.  No wonder he got Mark Geragos to be his lawyer.  Right now, in the public's eyes, Chris Brown is a straight punk.-Dr.FB

8Feb
2009
5

Breaking News! Chris Brown Posts Bail; Court Date Set For March 5th

Chris Brown File Photo
Chris Brown File Photo

Chris Brown File Photo

Updated News: Chris Brown has just posted bail and his court date has been set for March 5th, 2009. This happened within past 20 minutes. We do not know if the reports are true of Rihanna in the hospital for some serious damage to her face.....More news as it becomes available.-Dr.FB

Updated: Mark Geragos, the first lawyer for Michael Jackson's trial in 2004 and the lawyer for Scott Peterson is Chris Brown's lawyer.  He drove him to the Wilshire Police Station, and was there upon his release after bail was posted. Couldn't look more guilty if he tried.....More news as it becomes available.-Dr.FB

Updated: Chris Brown was charged with one count of threatening someone physically even though the woman had bruises on her face.  Wow.  Unreal.-Dr.FB